Poll: Most despised Mav V2
by Ed (dfjmed) on Apr 21, 2009 2:50 PM CDT
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PrintThursday night's stomping of us in Dallas was one of the worst games we can remember. We will never speak of that night again. Atleast Ericka did not make good on his promise to get Tony on the ground. Vote for the worst Mav. I've got all of the Mavs in there this time. No forgetting Barea, Stack, or Cubes. Or the pic. Eugene is running away with this one.
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As of the time of this writing 100% of respondents have voted for Jason Eugene Terry. No explanation is necessary.
I'm comfortable winning -- Emmanuel Ginobili
Obviously, one great thing about PtR is the nicknames. I think we need to use disparaging and insulting nicknames for our opponents with greater regularity. I like how we refer to Howard as “the big bug” but I think we can do more with the Mavs.
Terry: Actually, calling him Eugene would be funny. Or paper airplane.
Dampier: Erica is good, but I think something that focuses on his lack of self-awareness. Maybe Kip after Napoleon Dynamite’s brother.
Nowitski: I know it’s not right, but I really want to call him Ahmedinejad after Powell’s holocaust denial comment.
other ideas?
I'm comfortable winning -- Emmanuel Ginobili
I’ve always called Dirk “Shitski” cuz I’m clever like that. You see what I did there… I took Shit and combined it with…. oh never mind.
And I’ve always loved Eugene for Terry.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.
I like Nutpuncher for Terry.
JJ Barea as Jar-Jar works for me.
Dirk as Herr Flopenstein or Herr Flopmeister.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Apr 21, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought we agreed on Herr Flopmeister Wolfenstein last year?
"If I was the kind of guy who posted a signature line, this would be it from now on." -SiMA
by SgtinManusArmy on Apr 22, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I used to live in Dallas for the past 2 years before recently moving and I despised Dallas radio for its Mavs nut-riding. However, they had plenty of criticism and I did my best to chime in and represent the Spurs I best I could when I got on the radio.
Nickname they use frequent regarding Dampier, is Tampier…a pun on the word tampon. hah.
by thirdcoastnole on Apr 21, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
haha yeah i remember that one. guess you listened to “1310 the ticket”
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Apr 21, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, still do online…they crack me up
by thirdcoastnole on Apr 22, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I stuck with Howard.
Not that Dampier doesn’t shoot his mouth off just as much, Howard’s damage shows up in the box score. Dampier needs the airwaves.
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The poll is great but there is so much annoyance to go around we need a ranking
My ranks:
1. Jason Terry: Nut-punches, pantomimes a jet, looks like a douche, is a douche, too stupid to play his natural position.
2. Josh Howard: Bucktoothed, travels often after a ball-fake, looks ugly and ungraceful on the court but still gets the ball to drop.
3. Erick Dampier: Gets away with tons of cheap fouls inside, talks big but has very little game, is just the benfactor of being the worst offensive player on the court so his defender often ignores him, looks like a douche.
4. J.J. Barea: Cannot decide whether or not he wants to wear a mouthpiece, he looks like the lead character from Revenge of the Nerds, flop artist.
5. Mark Cuban: Owner of one of the most annoying teams ever to play in the NBA, and that team is a complete reflection of his own inflated ego.
6. Dirk Nowitzki: Refs blow a whistle if someone breaths on him, yet he rarely seems to get called for touch fouls himself (and when he does he whines up a storm).
7. Stackhouse: Trash-talking thug.
9. Devean George: Hated him as a Laker and I still hate him and his irritating grin.
10. Jason Kidd: Spurned the Spurs (thank the gods).
the rest…
"The evolution has been good, and I am much more tranquil now in the face of what comes next,"--Manu Ginobili
Hey, it’s the JR Giddens and Donte Greene fan club coming out of the woodwork.
How’s it going man? Long time no see.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Apr 21, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't forget Chris Douglas-Roberts
It is going well. I have been in the midst of a brutal separation and custody batlle for most of the season. Finally I have some time to post.
"The evolution has been good, and I am much more tranquil now in the face of what comes next,"--Manu Ginobili
Who’s CDR?
Sorry to hear it, they always seem to be brutal. Hope to see you around.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Apr 21, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
CDR
"The evolution has been good, and I am much more tranquil now in the face of what comes next,"--Manu Ginobili
I guess the emotional strain broke the sarcasmometer.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Apr 21, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I like JJ. He’s a good player, and compensated for his limited skill set with his hustle.
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Ericka, Stack, and JJ enjoying themselves
"The evolution has been good, and I am much more tranquil now in the face of what comes next,"--Manu Ginobili
It’s still Terry for me, but the Mavs are an around detestable bunch. The faux toughness that guys like Terry, Howard and Dampier walk around with is laughable. It was hilarous watching them fold last night as the game got physical. Hopefully that effort will carry over to Thursday night.
"There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at." - Richard Pryor
Since Eugene is everyone's favorite player on PTR
Here is the link to his radio show tonight. It’s an hour long from 7 p.m. to 8 p.m. Spurs time. Special guest tonight is Dirk.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.
you could run this poll a trillion times, and a trillion times i’d vote for eugene.
gerald green? CUPCAKE!
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Apr 21, 2009 6:25 PM CDT reply actions
I voted for one nobody voted for
Jason Kidd. i have a lot of respect for him, but something about him angers me very much.
V- "I'm not questioning your powers of observation. I'm merely remarking on the paradox of asking a masked man who he is."
well from what i’ve read, he was quite the dickhole in New Jersey. Got Byron Scott fired (though i dunno how i feel about this now that he coaches NO) and i think i read that he was accused of beating his wife. Dudes that lay a hand on women are pretty tool-ish in my book
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Apr 21, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I voted Cuban this time around. Yay.
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Don't bite.... I'm a newbie here.
Have been enjoying this blog as an outsider for a while. Figured I’d bite the bullet and join. Had to vote for that asshat Eugeney on this one… Although, it is difficult for me to choose the king of the Dallas Douche bags.
Love to see someone trip the air plane… wonder if he’d stick the landing??
"I had the right to remain silent.... I did not have the ability." - Ron White
by Absolutely Cynical on Apr 21, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
I can’t read this without picturing you saying this in your best Sean Connery voice.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.
Welcome to PTR. You picked a great time to join!
http://myspace.com/eme0916
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by Ed (dfjmed) on Apr 21, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for the welcome everyone!!!
"I had the right to remain silent.... I did not have the ability." - Ron White
by Absolutely Cynical on Apr 23, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn. Motumbo was in to give Yao a rest and went down hard with a bad knee. Does not look good for Dikembe.
how you watching? i dont think its on national TV cause of the Fakers and Cavs being on
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
NBATV
It is what it is.
We are who we are.
by SinCitySpur on Apr 21, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
response I got after asking about it on TDS:
They say sprained knee. Maybe a torn ligament, though.
If it’s ligament stuff….. what a shitty way to end an awesome career.
Please get better for real this time, Manu.
everyone overlooked it, except for you
you don’t think you’re being treated differentially, do you?
You’re better off trying to intimidate the sea.
- LatinD
Thanks for the welcome!!
Wonder what’s going to happen to Ericka since his comments are “under review” by the NBA….
Hmmmm……. All the possibilities…. Got one!!…… Oh wait!! That one’s not legal…
Any ideas?!?
"I had the right to remain silent.... I did not have the ability." - Ron White
by Absolutely Cynical on Apr 21, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions
Nicknames?
My friend (beloved Mav fan of 20 + years, but not of this team) gave them nicknames before and after they choked away 2006….
Dampier : loved Ericka
Nowitzki : Hasselhoff
Terry : (before Spurs games/suspension) slingshot — I asked him if it was because of his speed, he said “no, I’ve always wondered how far he would fly if you used his bandana like a slingshot and his head was the bullet…” (after Spurs games / suspension) : nuggets lover (not Denver)
Howard : (before marijuana use admisson) : mutation (after) : weed-whacker
Harris : McBlur
Stackhouse : expendable
I asked him about Cuban, but he refrained. He said he had several, but Cuban is the person who brought his beloved Mavs to relevance again, so he’d respect it.
"This team is like a bunch of cockroaches. They just don't die!" -Charles Barkley, after Game 7 vs. the NOOCH.
The "I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You f***ed with the wrong Marine!" face. Because Popovich can be kinda scary.
Dampier to follow rules for Game 3.
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What a bunch of friggin sore losers.....
All any of you have to hold your hat on is which Mav you hate and what stupid ass nickname you can make up for him. I ALMOST feel sorry for you…….ALMOST.
GO MAVS!!!
Tell us how you really feel, girl.
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Actually, we hang our hat on the 4 Championships we’ve won in the past decade. Trust me, I really feel sorry for you guys. Falling on your face in the ’06 finals and then doing it all over again the next season. Ouch. Bless your heart.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.
The Beatles I want to hold your hand comes to mind after reading this comment.
"I had the right to remain silent.... I did not have the ability." - Ron White
Jail Matt Bonner!!!
by Absolutely Cynical on Apr 26, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Hello, Goodbye would be a better choice.
It is what it is.
We are who we are.
by SinCitySpur on Apr 26, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Sure, because nothing says sore loser like a video made for the Manu flop and a punch in the taint, among other things.
I actually own 4 hats. 99, 03,05, 07 NBA Champions. I ALMOST feel sorry for you for those choke jobs in 06 and 07……………ALMOST.
It is what it is.
We are who we are.
by SinCitySpur on Apr 26, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Have to say that this is one of my personal favorites…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYpRtF
HAHAHAHAHA
"I had the right to remain silent.... I did not have the ability." - Ron White
Jail Matt Bonner!!!
by Absolutely Cynical on Apr 27, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions
and once more….
for real this time.. maybe..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYpRtFpmmDM&feature=related
"I had the right to remain silent.... I did not have the ability." - Ron White
Jail Matt Bonner!!!
by Absolutely Cynical on Apr 27, 2009 12:10 AM CDT reply actions
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