San Antonio Spurs vs Washington Wizards - The Game Thread
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Mar 5, 2009 11:00 PM CST
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PrintWashington Wizards at San Antonio Spurs, Mar 6, 2009 7:30 PM CST
It's the PtR road trip game. Any guesses what Powell will be keeping an eye on?
[MP Note: I took out the pictures of cheerleaders.]
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We have said many times that each thread is the best one. But this time its true. THIS IS THE BEST GAME THREAD EVER. Well done granpa
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
De nada nieto.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Mar 6, 2009 8:37 AM CST up reply actions
I agree with Chilai. This was incredible. “You set the pace, ”http://www.geocities.com/erthewebsite/season9castpics/s9_carter.jpg" >ATS." (Obscure ER reference?)
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Shiaaat. Meant to type: " ATS "
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DAMMIT! It was " You set the tone, Carter. "
I made mistake in the link and in the ref. So much fail.
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EPIC FAIL
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
Indeed. That “I made mistake” Tarzanish line was totally on purpose, too. *slips on a banana peel
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no!!! you did not do that on purpose ATS, now did you?
Trying to sneak in those cheer leader pics :)
BANNED!
I just want to say I love you. And guys, please google: “Don Chavez” “wizards” “Cheerleaders”
You’re welcome.
Have fun tonight, guys.
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I hate to break the “illusion” of this thread, but I’m going to, just because. Whatever ritas and beers will be consumed will be consumed by Wayne alone. Unless he has been lying to me all these years for no reason whatsoever, Powell doesn’t drink (except maybe a glass of wine in Italy).
"Like feel or follow or fuck" she said...
question: would the wizards have a better record if that was their actual starting 5?
i say yes.
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 5:52 AM CST reply actions
I must have been unclear...
When I said no pictures of cheerleaders, what I meant was no pictures of cheerleaders. At all. Apparently that was confusing to some.
I already saw them before their dissapearing. Am i gonna die?
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
Is this immature? …In your face, ATS!
(BTW, totally called it in my post.)
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omg, it’s actually possible for Matty to be mad at someone besides me? This must be a dream.
"Like feel or follow or fuck" she said...
by Aaronstampler on Mar 6, 2009 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
Why do we have restrictions….about cheerleaders lol? Of all things in life.
Just seems frivolous. Sure, there should be some modicum of respect towards everyone on this site, but cheerleaders hardly seem offensive enough in today’s world to be banned from an online fan forum. Or maybe there is a story I dun know?
[Matthew deleted all of my jokes]
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by Aaronstampler on Mar 6, 2009 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
I thought the photos were funny… and they were head shots. Oh, to be a fly on the roof of that car driving down IH35 South. ;-)
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
one wonders what will happen to the first person to change their icon to a cheerleader headshot…
"In time we hate that which we often fear." (that means you Dallas)
well he hasn’t banned chilai’s photo, yet. Maybe if it were two lesbian cheerleaders, Matthew would be O.K. with it? Just saying.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
Shhhh… he didnt look at it yet
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
I’ll even things up… I’ll post an avatar of a really hot guy.
Oh, wait… I already do that… or four.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
+1
"In time we hate that which we often fear." (that means you Dallas)
POPS!
holy shit…pops was signed by t-dot, and is seeing playing time right now.
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 6:28 PM CST reply actions
I’m here, people. Just watched Naked Gun again. So good.
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Awesome movie.
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
The first one was funny – they got progressively worse after that.
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
Yeah, but the second one was still funny.
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Besides, watching OJ free and acting never gets old for some reason. :)
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Probably not that many people today, so the minimum standard applies, we have to get to 200 comments.
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I’ll post 200 on my own, dude!
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You’re totally stealing Hipuk’s shtick.
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Guys, there are no feeds listed so far, other than this one:
http://atdhe.net/live-tv-4446.html
I’m worried.
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How can people not put feeds for a game as important as Spurs-Wizards?
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
Brag now, because someday I’ll learn to set people on fire through the Internet.
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Did ya’ll see this?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3957144
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
Yeah. I don’t like Amar’e, but I still hope he doesn’t lose that eye. My uncle did, because of a detached retina.
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I didn’t mean I want him to lose the eye, just sucks that he’s gone the rest of the season, although he is a Sun, so I’m conflicted.
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I know, CapHill. I was just saying.
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time to drop him from my fantasy team
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
caron butler isn’t playing for the bullets?
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 7:40 PM CST reply actions
He’s all neat now. Does anyone even check the fanshots? :)
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I did! But I could have sworn someone said the patch on the back of his neck (shudder) was still there.
He wants SA to be his new home… he’s all grown up now.
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This sucks – can’t see the game, no links. I’ll be forced to watch the Moonmen for the second night in a row.
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Houston-Suns
http://sports.cctv.com/live/08/index.shtml
To tide you over till we find a feed.
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Or I could just watch Boston – Cleveland on the evil ESPN.
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
You could. But these guys are more immediate threats.
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someones told finley to shoot shoot shoot today…
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 7:47 PM CST reply actions
I guess I should look for the halftime fish since I’m not actually watching the game.
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
Oh, already thought of one.
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You’re so smart dude.
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
I know, I know.
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
Sure, go ahead.
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
Thanks… so… I disagree with Hipuks.
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Meh. Someone just called me “pelotudo” at Manu’s forum. The more time passes, the more I appreciate PTR.
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Literally: Big-balled.
Meaning: Idiot.
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I would have stopped with the literal meaning… but that’s just me.
who called you that? Should we go over to the site and verbally slay them?
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
Nothing. Made a joke, his sarcasm-o-meter was broken, told him so, got mad. Noob.
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Tell him he drives this truck:
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
This one has audio only, but hey: http://atdhe.net/live-tv-4446.html
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Apparently Hill made his first layup 10 seconds in. Yay!
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He’s not gonna play for a week, according to this http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/courtside/2009/03/gooden-debut-wo.html
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
In conversation I said, “If the Spurs lose at home against the Wizards, I’ll . . . I’ll . . . well, it doesn’t matter what, because it’s so improbable, so fill in the blank” And he said, “Eat a bug.” And I said, “Yeah, sure, I’ll . . . eat a bug.”
I think he missed a golden opportunity, but VV.
ime seems to want to prove he can still play
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 8:11 PM CST reply actions
Side note – is there anything more addictive than Girl Scout cookies?
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Alright, good job peeps, 150 comments so far. Let’s go for 300! THIS IS PTR!
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tp really has lost the touch on those teardrop/floaters of late
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 8:21 PM CST reply actions
Meh. Reality: we won’t watch the game tonight.
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Y’all mock the JV, but he’s doing his part and teaching Dwight our system as we speak. Two guys in suits on the bench… teaching and learning… that’s right.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
dwight? howard? we got him somehow?
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, Dwight Gooden is not really a Spurs type of player.
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
Ah, Kyle Korver, OJ Mayo, Ron Artest and Chauncey Billups Care. sweet.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
One thing I have always loved about Peyton Manning is that he did that parody on SNL of the whole “the NFL and United Way” campaign. Hilarious.
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
thats how you finish a half boys!
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 8:36 PM CST reply actions
Scuffle in Boston. Big Baby took out Varejao, got tossed, several techs called, everyone pissed.
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
Chlamydogobius eremius “Desert Goby”. Another fish from Australia, it’s “found in freshwaters fed by artesian springs in the western and southern Lake Eyre drainage, Australia. " The cool thing about this fish, other than how it looks, it’s the wide range of conditions it can live in. It can live in a PH of 5 to 9, from freshwater to brackish water, from temperatures of 5C to 41C. This is just a tough little bastard. They’re good community fish also, as they’re not aggressive, breed easily, and don’t require that much space.
”http://www.austmus.gov.au/fishes/fishfacts/images/ceremiusma2.jpg"/>
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
Some things should stay hidden in the depths of the sea.
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wohoo go australia and the strange looking fish!
didn’t think lake eyre was ever full enough for fish…
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
I’m so disappointed… I thought you had… you know… big balls.
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by bellasa on Mar 6, 2009 8:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Their success should be attributed to a 4th dimension.
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For the record, guys, Stampler’s posts getting 15 or 8 comments is a travesty. They’re great stuff.
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Yeah, I know the feeling. i always feel like I’m gushing. He’s the reason I found PTR.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
I like compliments. Especially from women. From adam, they get a bit creepy, though I know he means well.
"Like feel or follow or fuck" she said...
by Aaronstampler on Mar 6, 2009 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
Can we do that from long distance? If so, then I totally think we should all stalk him. I’m in.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
I’ll only be stalked if people send me pics. I refuse to be be anonymously stalked.
"Like feel or follow or fuck" she said...
by Aaronstampler on Mar 6, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
you have a laker boyfriend, you’re like dead to me. But feel free to try and win me back by saying nice things to me. P.S. Amanda claimed to be a Celtics fan, despite not knowing any of the players. Just because she said.
"Like feel or follow or fuck" she said...
by Aaronstampler on Mar 6, 2009 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
haven’t had a chance to read it, as I’ve been home for like 10 minutes
Add "And then Pops dunked the ball" to the end of every sentence.
Didn’t mean to call you guys out… Sorry if that’s what it seemed like. I was just saying, again. :)
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He deals with so much stuff and it’s all dead on… it’s hard to add anything more to a thoroughly wonderful post.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
Hmm. So Matthew said he’d look into those widgets, and I said I’d help. But I can’t find the libraries for SB Nation widgets… Anyone knows where those are?
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I’m only good at find porn, I’m sorry.
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
That’s a worthy skill. You are forgiven. You should put that skill to good use in a blog… ….hinthint…
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Awwwwww. You’re forgiven too….
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If I’m reading this box score right, Tim sucks today. wtf two games in a row?
Add "And then Ian hurt his ankle" to the end of every sentence.
Is Stampler a televangelist on that channel?
Add "And then Ian hurt his ankle" to the end of every sentence.
I prefer his porn analysis on Saturday nights… but that’s just me. He’s awesome… I have all his greatest stuff saved on disc.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
my greatest stuff?
"Like feel or follow or fuck" she said...
by Aaronstampler on Mar 6, 2009 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
no, I’m honestly curious about this. I had no idea I had actual fans who collect posts. It’s very flattering. Usually the stuff I like the most people respond to the least, so it’s always interesting to me to find out what people like. I mean, I’m trying to improve all the time. It’d be nice to have an outsider’s perspective.
"Like feel or follow or fuck" she said...
by Aaronstampler on Mar 6, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
I loved the nickname post and I loved the Bar post. Those are a couple of my favorites.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
what bar post?
"Like feel or follow or fuck" she said...
by Aaronstampler on Mar 6, 2009 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
I think you had just started working at the bar and it was summer. You listed all the patrons who visited the bar and their drinks of choice.
By the way, you should have a best of segment on this blog… for peeps who are new to the site.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
it’d be funny to see how my feelings on most of those people have changed since then. One became my girlfriend. (Okay, ex-girlfriend). Another threw a glass at my leg and was later 86’d and demanded my firing.
Actually, most have demanded my firing.
"Like feel or follow or fuck" she said...
by Aaronstampler on Mar 6, 2009 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
Nice Tony layup that I totally saw.
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
I’m listening to the audio feed. That was sarcasm.
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
Sorry, the lack of video must have shorted out my sarcasmometer momentarily
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
There’s only an audio feed.
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
http://atdhe.net/live-tv-4446.html
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
O well. Thanks Hipuks!
"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"
I totally stood by him in his thread. You’re welcome, Findog.
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Why won’t the relator yell “Findog”? Is that too much to ask?
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relator huh?
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It exists. I was Argentine-baiting, though.
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Newell’s lost today, the grandma wasn’t happy…
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I’d comment, but Independiente’s… not doing so hot.
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Argentina soccer teams.
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“Soccer”? You’re a disgrace to your country.
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Oh, I’m sorry for assimilating!
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Sorry, i know Boca and that’s about it. Although, I did get a nice football shirt while I was in your country.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
And you didn’t come visit me? Shame on you.
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Didn’t know you the, Babe. If I did, I totally would have stalked you.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
December 2006. I remember the final game… Boca and someone else. We had just spent a dia en el rancho (?) and were on our way back to BA. The driver had the game on and we started chatting about sports.
His team lost and he was very disappointed.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
Huh. Not that long ago. Too bad. Could’ve showed you around.
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That’s what he said.
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
My friends want to go back for the opening of the Opera House… I’ll let you know.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
Oh, nice. I’ll be going to that too.
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Oooh, Sean Elliott with the Phoenix diss:
Bill: By the way, Houston is leading Phoenix 60 to 54 in the third quarter . . .
Sean: I’m surprised that score isn’t in the first quarter, the way Phoenix plays defense.
Heh. Artest just got the most violent steal I ever remember seeing.
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Mace with the layup that I can’t see.
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
like you wanna see something that ugly.
Add "And then Ian hurt his ankle" to the end of every sentence.
fin with a steal, then tony with a steal. Did the earth slip off it’s axis?
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no, its just the wizards…why can’t we play them every night?
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
OK, who originally came up with the great nickname?
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I never could make sense why the Wizards signed an injured Arenas to all that money. Seriously…an injured guy!!?
321 comments, Fuck YEAH!
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And we’re not even watching the game. That’s impressive.
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Okay, this would be a good moment to put Pops in, let him get used to the system.
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Good idea, except that he got double digits rebounds tonight for TORONTO!
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10 boards in 15 minutes with a +6 rating, but we couldn’t use that on our team, not when we still have the JV!
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
I’m a sucker for rugged looking men (i.e. not pretty boys) with an accent.
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I’m right there with you on that one, bella. Good god, I loved the LOTR movies!
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Hell yeah. He’s 100% Argentinian meat, didja know?
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he lived in Argentina, but I believe he’s Dutch and something else.
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Whatever. San Lorenzo fan = Argentine.
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and A Perfect Murder, GI Jane (the only reason to watch that movie), Eastern Promises, A History of Violence…
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
Eastern Promises with the naked knife fight scene.
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
I’m now drooling – plus that was a hell of a scene.
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Malik should get more minutes right now.
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Is Drew suited up tonite?
Okay, just so I understand it... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
What the fuck?Oberto dunk?
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
So who in here is actually watching the game?
"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"
Not me. Watching the Rockets and the Suns.
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81-76, Rockets. End of the 3rd.
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celtics up 9 with 6 minutes to go versus the cavs…come on lebron, beat those dickheads!
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 9:20 PM CST reply actions
ime continues to try to prove he can still play
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 9:21 PM CST reply actions
I just got an offer I can’t refuse, so I’ll see you crazy kids later.
I don’t have to eat a bu-ug, I don’t have to eat a bu-ug!
I wonder what she has to put in her mouth now. She did seem to be happy.
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ime…again. we should start him from now on.
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 9:26 PM CST reply actions
Where’s “boom-shakalaka” from?
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The movie Stripes is what I remember it from.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Mar 7, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
It’s a classic from the Harold Ramis/Bill Murray/John Candy era.
The scene ATS refers to was iconic in my yout’ — memorizing it was de riguer.
Witness: That’s the facts, Jack!
Heh. Good scene. I should watch it.
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I can’t believe I’m missing such a nice game from Hill…
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
Does Udoka have freakishly long arms and a face that makes you question your sexuality? No he doesn’t.
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
come on, we need the JV to score!
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 9:30 PM CST reply actions
the JV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck yes!
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 9:35 PM CST reply actions
Take that Wizards! The JV scored on you!
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
a glimpse into my life (kinda like Twitter)
Me: Wow, Cleveland’s gonna lose to Boston, even without KG
Manoli (upstairs): Busy! I don’t care about basketball! (He’s trying to finish studying so we can go play cards.
"Like feel or follow or fuck" she said...
Nothing like your life to put this blowout win in perspective, Stampler.
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I haven’t watched the Spurs game yet because we were watching Thursday shit on DVR (that we couldn’t watch yesterday because of Watchmen). I’ll watch it on the computer when I get home.
"Like feel or follow or fuck" she said...
by Aaronstampler on Mar 6, 2009 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
BTW, you’re supposed to finish your comments with " FML ".
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My entire post about the Cleveland and Portland games was one long FML.
"Like feel or follow or fuck" she said...
by Aaronstampler on Mar 6, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
ESPN game...
Some dipshit kid in a LeBron jersey wanted Pierce to high five him after he came out of the game
"Like feel or follow or fuck" she said...
25 comments to get to 500. We can do it.
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
How many posts each, though? Hmmm?
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being savvy, shouldn’t the JV be able to hit both his free throws?
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 9:40 PM CST reply actions
Today, I woke up in the hospital after trying to kill myself. When my mom walked in to see me, the first thing she said was, “well, I guess this is just another thing that you fail at.” The nurse laughed. FML
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that’s sad.
"Like feel or follow or fuck" she said...
by Aaronstampler on Mar 6, 2009 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
you know what I really dislike? How Hollywood completely screws up the “looks scale” for everyone. Like in “What Women Want” that stupid Mel Gibson movie, this girl in it wants to kill herself because she’s supposedly “ugly” and she’s like an 8 or a 9 in real life. How’s that supposed to make actual ugly people like me feel?
"Like feel or follow or fuck" she said...
by Aaronstampler on Mar 6, 2009 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
Today, I put my picture into a celebrity look alike website. The three matches that came up were Barbra Streisand, Hillary Clinton, and Boy George. I’m 16. I’m a boy. FML
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we can’t all be hot-blooded latin sex demons like you. But, in my defense, I have an incredible head of hair, like total model worthy, and very cute feet. In between, a total mess.
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by Aaronstampler on Mar 6, 2009 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah… hot-blooded latin sex demon. So accurate.
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You know what the problem is. Not so much that normal people don’t look like models, the problem is that not even models don’t look like models:
http://www.ukimagehost.com/uploads/34a03cc46b.jpg
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
gross. But I don’t think air-brushing is required for Minka Kelly.
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by Aaronstampler on Mar 6, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
even the photoshopped version looks…odd.
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
i wonder how many of those are actually real, and how many are made up for the lulz
by sleep research facility on Mar 6, 2009 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, “Beat ya!” She’s thirteen. FML
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it appeared that Manu was reading PtR from the bench… at least that’s what I saw.
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MAYBE HE’S TYPING A NEW ARGENTINE FANPOST!
Add "And then Ian hurt his ankle" to the end of every sentence.
Maybe he wants to apologize… yeah… “Poor David, I was too harsh. Maybe he’d like to come watch me play? I could send him the Spurs’ jet…”
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Hou 103. Big triple by Artest.
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lol, why is Timmeh fucking with Sean?
Add "And then Ian hurt his ankle" to the end of every sentence.
Fuck, 12 pm for the sunday game? I hate early games…
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
Yaaaaaay we won! Against the powerhouse that is the Wizards.
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
527 comments, you’ve made me proud today.
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http://sports.cctv.com/live/08/index.shtml
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WOWOWOWOWOW! You won’t believe the shot Nash just made…
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Does the Detroit winning streak coincide with AI being out?
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Well, guys, it’s been fun. Inasmuch as not actually watching the game can be fun. But it’s a testament to this site that the game thread on its own is worth coming for.
Off to do some blogging, and then pass out. Night.
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So how bad do you think Powell scolded ATS about the cheerleader pics on the drive down to S.A.? As if riding in a Yugo wasn’t bad enough.
"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"
Would you scold ATS? Have you seen his pic?
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When he got in the car he slapped me.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Mar 7, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Was it more of a beach-slap or a pimp-slap?
"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"
I’m not sure of the difference between the two, but it made me feel ashamed of myself.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Mar 8, 2009 1:33 AM CST up reply actions
The celtics blazed through the regular season last year with an insane plus points differential, of about 10 pts.. ( a BIG indicator of success)
They then proceeded to lose a record amount of games in the playoffs for an eventual champion, i believe it was 12 games they lost.
How do you guys explain the big discrepancy between the celtics dominance in the regular season , and the way they struggled in the postseason ?
The playoffs aren’t the regular season, they forgot that. And they were absolutely horrible on the road, which could be because most of them didn’t have a lot of playoff experience. KG also pulled his usual choke job, and Paul Pierce had to pull their ass from the fire.
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
Hmm for a long time i though the celtics were just smoke and mirrors with the way they dominated last year in the regular season , then struggled in the playoffs….
I think they just played bad for whatever reason, and i think inexperience factored into it. I think they were also probably tired from winning like 66 games or whatever it was….
In other words, i do not they are a fluke. They are VERY VERY GOOD i believe….
No doubt they’re good. But they can be beaten. I was surprised by(but happy about) the way the Lakers not named Kobe disappeared in the Finals. I don’t think it will happen again – our big three and bench are better than theirs, and the Lakers are on a mission. I think the West is going to bring the championship back to the right conference.
Add "And then Ian hurt his ankle" to the end of every sentence.
so, are there things to do in Tucson? Or is it just as boring as phx?
Add "And then Ian hurt his ankle" to the end of every sentence.
Hmph. I’ve seen a few cryptic comments from Tomasito and a brief, suspiciously elated note from bones, but otherwise not a peep from the PtR road-trippers at last night’s game. I want a full account, and I want it now. Or are you all SO hungover you’re still asleep?
I got home at 4:00 am.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Mar 7, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
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