The story of KA1Z3R
by sungo on Mar 16, 2009 11:55 PM CDT
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PrintIn a recent game thread KA1Z3R posted about 50 pictures. I was going through the game thread afterwards, just skimming it, when I noticed the picture of the girl in a thong. At the time the community guidelines hadn't been posted, but anyone who comes here as often as KA1Z3R definitely knew this was against the rules. I deleted the photo and kept skimming. I came across at least two more photos that I considered totally inappropriate. I'm not going to get into the what they depicted.
I decided to warn KA1Z3R and hide all his comments until I could finish going through the rest of the thread. At the time I didn't know that the only way to unhide the comments is to do so one by one. That's why all the photos from that thread appear to be deleted. They're actually just hidden.
He's not banned, and since the official guidelines weren't posted until after that game thread, he doesn't even technically have a warning.
Lastly, the only people I have ever banned were obvious trolls.
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I’m not looking for apologies from anyone. I’m also not looking for anyone to support the current rules.
I just want people to stop making this blog a total fucking pain in my ass. I don’t enjoy any of this.
I don’t think anyone thought he was banned – he was kidding last night, wasn’t he? (I can’t tell sometimes.) We probably should’ve let Kai know he was overdoing it with the pics… Ah well.
I imagine those are the pains that come from being the owner of a popular blog, Matthew. Look at it this way: at least you’re successful and stuff.
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Yeah, I’m not sure either. I told him in the game thread that he would be banned for typing the word “sexy” (and also “party” and “this,” other words that are verboten) and after that, he seemed to genuinely believe it.
It’s because you have a kid, people trust what you say. It works for picking up hitchhikers all the time.
When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese- Zach Galifianakis
well I got all my demon hunting stuff put together for nothing
oh well, I guess I’ll settle for you knuckleheads.
With the drafting of Manu and Parker and the signing of Oberto, the International Basketball era began in San Antonio. showing that all of the world's people can, in fact, come together in peace and harmony. After all, every nationality loves to kick the Hornets' asses.
Don’t fear the Powell, KA1Z3R, it’s perfectly acceptable to post 75 random pictures during an important game’s thread.
If bloggers were crackers, he’d be a Salt-free, Fat-free, No TransFats Trisket.
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by SgtinManusArmy on Mar 17, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
no offense to Powell
but that’s the mot unappetizing cracker I’ve ever heard of.
P.S. check out my bad ass signature.
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V- V from "V for Vendetta"
christ, lotta V words in there. also, i would suggest, for the comprehension of myself and possibly other PtR brethren, stick to using 4 letter words as much as possible. thank you for your time
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Mar 17, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Keep in mind, I’m likely the most ADHD-stricken PtRer out here. That said, I gotta be honest, I didn’t make it past “Voila! In view, a …….. .”
"If I was the kind of guy who posted a signature line, this would be it from now on." -SiMA
by SgtinManusArmy on Mar 17, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
SiMA and Hamer
I just copy and paste, I don’t make the speech.
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V"- V from "V for Vendetta"
the dialogue in ‘V for Vendetta’ is awesome
nice choice — exceedingly long-winded, but nice
You’re better off trying to intimidate the sea.
- LatinD
thank you
always not to talk to fans of good film
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V"- V from "V for Vendetta"
are you some kind of crazy person?
"Like feel or follow or fuck" she said...
by Aaronstampler on Mar 18, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
fo sho
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V"- V from "V for Vendetta"
never post that picture again. I HATE clowns.
"Like feel or follow or fuck" she said...
by Aaronstampler on Mar 18, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
While we're on the story of KA1A3R...
What ever happened between you and your love interest/best friend?
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.
where to begin
I told how I felt, unfortunately she was in a relationship. I had to tell as the jealousy and whatnot was driving me crazy. She then agreed not to talk about her bf around me. that worked until we’d get into some sort of argument and she’d use him against me. That then sent me into a horrible depression. Then I decided that i care about her too much to ruin our friendship, so I simply just got over her one day. Unfortunately I’m now back to square 1 with me loving her and her loving her bf. However she now thinks I’m over her and I can’t tell her I still love her. However, I’m not getting horribly depressed anymore. I love her so much that her happiness gets me past my jealously. I just wonder for how long………
Seriously, any advice would be fantastic here.
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V"- V from "V for Vendetta"
Move on buddy.
Not that I am some guru, but I would highly recommend that you completely move on. NO girl is worth getting depressed over or making yourself feel bad over. If she was worth it she’d treat you better. Don’t waste your time with a girl that’s not good enough for you. If you really want to be free of this mess go out get yourself a good girl and love on her. As harsh as it sounds it’s often true that “Nobody helps you get over the last one like the next one”.
i can’t tell you what to do but here was my experience in a similar situation:
every day i kept asking myself why she would stay with her horrible bf of whom she’d complain about everyday. i’d console her and, with true, if not noble, intention, i’d let her know that i’d take better care of her. yet she never let go him but kept coming back for my consolation. i’d was depressed everyday but kept hoping she would finally leave him. then one day i stopped asking why she kept going back to him and his shitty treatment and started asking why do i keep going back to her and her shitty treatment. sure i still think about her but ive moved on and have found (and lost) someone who would love me back.
who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder? there are some who call me ... tim.
Awesome. If I was the kind of guy who posted a signature line, this would be it from now on. -SiMA
Off-topic, but I love how SiMA’s sig is spreading. He’s like a virus.
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this goes out to all who have replied
look, I’m not depressed anymore. I’m just a jealous bastard. That’s just how I am. And for Big50, I’m not much of a ladies man. There is a girl I like though and I know she used to like me. I don’t know if she does but I’m hoping I can hook up with her.
It’s not like she treats like shit, in fact we’re very close; we’ve even addressed ourselves as being like brother and sister, but we’ve both accepted and talked about the fact that since we first went out we’ve both had underlying feelings for each other. We’ve just had our “best friend pact” where we agreed not to go out with each other for the sake of the friendship. I never really liked the idea but I agreed to it.
No matter what I’ll always love her, whether as a girlfriend or a sister. I just wish I loved her only as a girlfriend. I think what I need is closure. I just wish I had it.
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V"- V from "V for Vendetta"
Brother and sister? That’s tough.
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TWSS
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Confucius
by raynorschiene on Mar 19, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Unsolicited Advice is the Worst Kind
So feel free to disregard mine.
1) It takes about 60 seconds for a chick to decide whether she would sleep with you, given the opportunity. You can tell based on the level of physical affection you recieve.
If you got a ‘NO’ way long ago when you first went out, she hugs you with her hips way away from yours, won’t hold your hand, puts a huge space between you on the couch. If it’s a yes, she still throws an arm over your shoulder every now and then.
If it’s a no, cut slingload. If it’s a yes … see #2.
2) Chicks with boyfriends do what Big50 says, they have a ‘friend’ to cry to when their BF doesn’t wanna hear what they have to say. Inevitably, she will cry to you. When this happens, say, I don’t want to talk about this over text/phone/email, but if we meet up somewhere you can vent all you want.
The first two times, meet somewhere neutral, like a coffee shop at lunchtime. The third time, claim minor illness or a tough day at work, and have her meet you at your place. Let her complain, sympathy hug, then lock eyes and make your move.
3) If she will hook up with you in these circumstances she is not a keeper, but you won’t be nuts over her any more either.
Hope that helps
Sabre
"Only a SPURS trophy will save us now."
- SiMA
"HEY! Amare Stoudamire does NOT! eat ice cream when on defense."
- Anonymous Suns Fan
- "Sportscenter - A total bum-pat fest of Kobe versus Lebron and how great it was. SOMEONE STOP THE BUS I WANT TO GET OFF!"
- Bushka
Heh. I remember the last thread of this kind. It was glorious.
Gals, what do you think of Sabre’s advice? Hmmmm?
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I think I would repost that xkcd cartoon . . .
Lucille: I'll be in the hospital bar.
Michael: You know there isn't a hospital bar, mother.
Lucille: Well, this is why people hate hospitals.
That Cartoon
Is Awesome. +1
LatinD, you have to admit, you have seen the friend thing b4 tho … whether it’s the guy’s fault for writing himself into this cartoon, or because the girl uses him as an emotional outlet when things are rough at home.
All I’m sayin’ is if you find yourself in that situation, either you quit the situation or try to improve it.
Sabre
"Only a SPURS trophy will save us now."
- SiMA
"HEY! Amare Stoudamire does NOT! eat ice cream when on defense."
- Anonymous Suns Fan
- "Sportscenter - A total bum-pat fest of Kobe versus Lebron and how great it was. SOMEONE STOP THE BUS I WANT TO GET OFF!"
- Bushka
I don’t think every situation is as clear-cut as you make them to me, but you’re not necessarily wrong.
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That’s pretty much how it works.
1.)Ladies DO know/feel within the first few moments of meeting whether or not things are going to happen
2.)ANY physical contact (from hand on shoulder, even just getting in your "space") when this happens, definite green light.
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Confucius
by raynorschiene on Mar 19, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude...
She knows you like/love her. That’s why she made you do that “friend pact”. You don’t have to be a ladies man to find a girl that will like/love you back. Call that girl that used to like you…she probably still does. My point is that you do need closure and the best way to get that is to stop being with the girl you can’t have.
Edit
I meant, Chicks with boyfriends do what Ptruser says. Wish there was an edit button on these posts.
"Only a SPURS trophy will save us now."
- SiMA
"HEY! Amare Stoudamire does NOT! eat ice cream when on defense."
- Anonymous Suns Fan
- "Sportscenter - A total bum-pat fest of Kobe versus Lebron and how great it was. SOMEONE STOP THE BUS I WANT TO GET OFF!"
- Bushka
the whole problem just took a turn for the worst
This time it’s no longer a matter of us possibly going out in the future, this is a matter of me loving her as a sister. her bf might have knocked her up. We don’t know for sure though.
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V"- V from "V for Vendetta"
it's no blessing by any means
she’s not ready to support a child and I really worry how she’ll be emotionally. I genuinely very frightened for her.
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V"- V from "V for Vendetta"
Well that’s the thing about a blessing in disguise… You don’t realize it’s a blessing until later down the road. Not saying it is, just saying it could be.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.
I guess
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V"- V from "V for Vendetta"
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