Game Thread #19: Sacramento Kings @ San Antonio Spurs
Sacramento Kings at San Antonio Spurs, Dec 9, 2009 7:30 PM CST
We need a little intensity. We need a little magic. We need. . . .

GOB demonstrates proper knife technique for preparing Tasty Paint recipe
TASTY PAINT RECIPE
from the kitchen of Artis Gilmore
1 Future HOF Power Forward
2 Guards who drive to the basket + 1s
1 Center for rebounds/blocks/putbacks
1 SF for outside jumpers
BAKE FOR 82 GAMES
Starting Lineups
Kings
Andres Nocioni
Jason Thompson
Spencer Hawes
Donte Greene
Tyreke Evans
Spurs
Richard Jefferson
Tim Duncan
Antonio McDyess
Keith Bogans
Tony Parker
Referees
Mark Wunderlich
Joe Forte
Derek Richardson
Final Note
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So my significant other sent me a link to Encyclopedia Dramatica yesterday, and you know how it is with Wiki?You read one thing and it leads you to another thing and so on. Well, after spending about 2 hours reading different memes and things that have been posted on /b/, I pretty much lost faith in humanity and have seen things I wish I hadn’t seen.
"Under the tutelage....of Randy Tutelage"
And on that uplifting note. Go Spurs!
The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."
by olf on Dec 9, 2009 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
OK, I can live with a Spurs win over the Kings tonight.
The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."
by olf on Dec 9, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
If you want uplifting go watch The Blind Side, about how white people save black people that are good at sports.
"Under the tutelage....of Randy Tutelage"
And your description of it is so uplifting too.
The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."
by olf on Dec 9, 2009 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
It’s a site that fills me with despair, yes.
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tick…tock……tick………..tock……………………
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 7:14 PM CST reply actions
hah, I just saw the espn commercial with Odom eating nachos and learning that there is guacamole dip in the larry o’brian trophy he was holding. pretty cool commercial.
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Wow. I’m not sure how to break this to you, since you’re so far behind… but, the Spurs are 9-9.
The Spurs - now playing like sh*t again!
I’ve chosen to block that out of my reality. If I didn’t, I’d be a pretty pessimistic fan right now. I could go on and on about how many problems that team is having right now, and how the future looks pretty bleak, but I figured that you guys are pretty down as it is, so instead of being optimistic as I was before the losing streak, I’ve chose to ignore how bad the team is playing.
When the tooth fairy's own tooth falls out, it is taken during the night by Princess Peanut.
Anyone want to research the difference between Volatile Organic Compounds and Hydrocarbon Emissions for me?
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen
Dynamite vs Exhaust
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 9, 2009 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
Um, you have to get married.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 9, 2009 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, I know that, but I now have to find some mathematical correlation between VOCs and HCs for a CMAQ funded study for FC that corresponds with both EPA practices and SYNCHRO data.
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen
So you have stimulus money to waste.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 9, 2009 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
Or is that an Argentine study?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 9, 2009 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
Actually no, we got this job BEFORE the stimulus money rolled in, which hasn’t actually stimulated roadway construction that much.
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen
I’m an engineer. It’s what we do.
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen
no wonder why it sounded like a foreign language
"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
Almost every civil engineering handbook/manual/document has at least 3-4 pages of glossaries before you get to the actual text. It’s a whole ’nother language.
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen
don’t you love how every profession has their own language that few people outside that profession can understand…….
"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
I’m convinced it’s so that we can all sound smarter than we actually are.
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen
Yeah, when we talk about B.E.E.R. during late nights, my B.U.M. friends think I’m talking about nonsense, but I’m pretty sure they’re just saying that because they’re D.R.U.N.K. We all end up sleeping in my So-Fa, where we take turns PUK-ing on the Car PET.
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
by theonlyromeo on Dec 9, 2009 7:41 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
And in a related inquiry, why the heck’s the game not on yet?
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
My time says 0930… the preview says 0930 philippines. I drove my girlfriend to the nearest jeepney (i.e., bus-like) stop and raced back home to catch this game. I think I forgot to say goodbye. I almost hit a pick-up and a jogger on the way home. The game’s got to start now.
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
When you find the answer dont hesitate to let us know….
"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG
I found this EPA Report. It’s not the exact information I need, but at least now I can come up with a formula for my calculations. Happy Reading!
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen
bye bye vinny…
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 7:35 PM CST reply actions
Linky?
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen
he hasn’t been fired…but the bulls are down 21 to the hawks……
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
yes, what time are you on in FANGIOLAND?
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10:30. I just woke up… I took a 3 hour nap so I could watch this game and not pass out.
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I love that I actually can watch this game on TV even though Im back to my birth place in Panama. Im so full of joy!!
"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG
Huzzah for Panama!
"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
pop buttering up a ref…
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 7:40 PM CST reply actions
ok, thats how you start…
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 7:41 PM CST reply actions
That’s how you start the game! RJ DUNK!
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It’s all falling right now. 6-2
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we’re shooting 100%! zomg!
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 7:42 PM CST reply actions
When was the last time we saw an alley oop?
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I think it was Manu to Timmy, 5 seasons ago.
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The Admial’s rookie year.
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
You know, “Doom” sounds like an awesome nickname for a player. But who could we apply it to?
The Spurs - now playing like sh*t again!
No one spells doom to me right now.
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alley ooooooooooooop! wtf? this is the spurs????
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 7:44 PM CST reply actions
We’re moving the ball so damn well.
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You really do. But this is as good as we’ve played all season. 5 minutes of brilliance.
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Anyone else having a problem getting the game on NBA Broadband? Cavs/Rockets on both channels for me.
working fine here (on international broadband though)
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
NBA League pass is screwy, I’m missing the game because they’re showing the Rockets=Cavs game on the Spurs channel. They also have the Sac broadcast on both the “Home” and “away” radio.
I’m really annoyed.
They’re making some lucky shots. Up 4.
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rj! it appears as though we’re trying to get him going early…
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 7:47 PM CST reply actions
being intimidated by good teams.
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What did I say? RJ Needs 20+ points! Good Start
"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
Or maybe some alley-to-the-oops to get him going. Apparently, dunks get people going.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 9, 2009 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
I think the Spurs were rope-a-doping us…
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It could also be that we’re playing the Kings, an excuse for a basketball team. But only a massive post full of statistics will confirm that.
"Under the tutelage....of Randy Tutelage"
the kings are only 2 losses worse off than us…
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
RJ is 4-4, Duncan 0-3. Trade the big man!
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 9, 2009 7:48 PM CST reply actions
Hm, the Silver Dances. It must hurt your mouth to keep that smile going for so long…
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Bogans shooting threes, Dice playing serious D, Parker passing to teammates not named Tim or Manu, RJ feeling his jumper.
Of course they bring it NOW THAT WE’RE UP AGANST THE GODDAM KINGS!
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
Hah. Duncan bounced the ball hard and it hit him on the head.
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Can’t believe our franchise player is that dumb. Trade him now for a bag of chips.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 9, 2009 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
I like Hawes. But he’s “killing” us. 16-12
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nice travel tony oh wait they didn’t call it
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 7:53 PM CST reply actions
Parker for MVP
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He gets away with enough traveling calls to be called an MVP candidate.
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
beno was flopping
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
carry/double-dribble
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
come latinD…say it
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 7:56 PM CST reply actions
I’ll ready my pic for the next one.
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For the record, I have no prepared BLAIR pics for today’s game.
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
I don’t have any, either. Damn. I hate working.
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I have. Can somebody give me a signal? Hard being on a boxscore.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 9, 2009 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
Tony’s wild. I think the Kings can’t cover him.
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so…bonner is our go-to guy now?
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM CST reply actions
Offensive foul? This is ridiculous.
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Really, admin? You blocked it this early in the game? You usually wait until the dying minutes of the fourth quarter. Your timing is getting rusty.
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
oh come on, let blair finish that
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:01 PM CST reply actions
hey tony, theres 4 other spurs out there…
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:03 PM CST reply actions
You mean his SIX assists in the first quarter isn’t enouh for you?
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
SEVEN
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
i made that comment after he went 1 on 5 without giving up the ball, and took a shit shot
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
I’m listening to the radio, I don’t what you’re talking about.
"Under the tutelage....of Randy Tutelage"
I’m watching dots light up on a bitmap basketball court.
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
he did it, i’m tellin ya!
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
Tony doing his best Nash impression.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 9, 2009 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
oh fuck you stats for making me look stupid
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
Spurs 30-25 Kings, we should really be up by more, we’re shooting almost 60% to their 45%.
"Under the tutelage....of Randy Tutelage"
Since I’m not special today, I have time to make a Blair pic.
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
Hah, “for the redhead”
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the admin stopped blocking.
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way to go san antonio
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:12 PM CST reply actions
They’re killing us down low. Put McDyess in soon, please.
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Mmm.. hmm. I can’t smell the tasty paint.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM CST reply actions
Who’s at the game? Wayne and Lauri?
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM CST reply actions
what the hell is peanut doing, this is not him.
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Sheesh… no opportunities to bust out a Blair pic today.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 9, 2009 8:18 PM CST reply actions
This is fucking pathetic.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 9, 2009 8:18 PM CST reply actions
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffu-
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:18 PM CST reply actions
do that more mini-ears
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:20 PM CST reply actions
So now we have lost all sight of our D? They seem to be scoring easy and close to the basket and err..kinda efficiently.
Just got home, and it’s giving me Cleveland-Houston. Fuckers.
The Spurs - now playing like sh*t again!
We are playing some shit defense.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 9, 2009 8:25 PM CST reply actions
This is now 2 games in a row that League Pass has failed. Nice job, Stern.
The Spurs - now playing like sh*t again!
international LP appears to be working fine…
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
down 5? wtf?
make that 3, thanks rj
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM CST reply actions
i am SICK of this 5 hour energy ad
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:28 PM CST reply actions
Well, I’m listening to a Bon Jovi concert ad. Trade you.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 9, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah….pass.
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
Well, RJ is scoring.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM CST reply actions
mini-ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM CST reply actions
WTF, I clicked the link for audio in league pass, selected WOAI, and it gave me Kings radio instead.
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Same here. And the tasty Bon Jovi ad. “Whoaaa-oaaa!!! Living on a prayer!”
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 9, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
rebound ya bums!
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:31 PM CST reply actions
Indeed. They scored in the 85th minute.
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finley is inactive? huh…didn’t even notice his non-participation.
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM CST reply actions
for real? wow.
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
We are living large by the 3 right now.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM CST reply actions
No, not tonight.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj!
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:35 PM CST reply actions
RJ must’ve dunked 4 times in this game already.
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I’m surprised Pop hasn’t benched him yet.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
now THATS how you close out a quarter…
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM CST reply actions
George is -11. Tony is +18.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
63-54 Spurs. According to the announcers, over the last three minutes the Kings went from being up 5 to down 9.
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By my elaborate calculations, that’s a 14-point swing right there.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 9, 2009 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
thanks, i was about to bust out the calculator to get that number.
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks. Math? Piece ’o pancakes to me.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 9, 2009 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
You’re taking away some of my thunder, dammit.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 9, 2009 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
I didn’t see him do any crustacean dribble.
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Woo hoo! I’m done with work, so I’ll be able to catch the 2nd half. Now I get to go into the -5 degree weather and try to start my car. Winter sucks.
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen
Yea, luckily we mised the 7 inches we were supposed to get last night. But hey, we’re supposed to drop down to 8 tonight, so woo hoo! * rolls eyes *
TWSS
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 9, 2009 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
its 29 degrees celsius here right now.
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
actually, i lied, its 22, but its going to reach 29 today.
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
How bout I send you some of our summer weather? (it likes to get up to about 47 C here)
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well its going to be 38 and 37 on saturday and sunday here, so we’re good for now.
and my aircon is still broken.
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by sleep research facility on Dec 9, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
We’re at 24. But if you’re talking about work, it’s -2 here in the office because of that damned AC.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 9, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry, guys, I couldn’t record the second quarter.
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Doesn’t ILP allow you to replay games?
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 9, 2009 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah. I’ll try to get it later.
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