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Ginobilli vs. Dracula, Chapter 9

Tony Parker forgot how long he waited for for the inbound pass before noticing RJ was no longer at the sideline trying to get the ball past the Jazz defender. Tony scanned the court to see only three others: Deron Williams, Chris Paul and Devin Harris. The stands, the bench and the crowds disappeared, replaced by a smooth black wall. No exit.

The ball dribbled itself at center court like a digital clock. It did not waiver left or right from the axis of its trajectory. Nor did it loose momentum on the bounce -- it fell back to Earth at the same zenith.

Tony, Deron, Chris and Devin simultaneously looked at each other then sprinted for the ball.

The blazing fast Parker was a breath closer than his rivals, but the ball seemed to be getting further away, shrinking to the head of a pin, an orange infintesimal. Tony found another gear. He had to have the ball. Tony knew that if any of the other players reached the ball first they would not pass it. Tony would not pass it. The end of the quarter buzzed with a long trilling ring...

Tony kicked the down comforter about him, grasping his pillow tightly to his chest.

"Mon Dieu! Hell is other point guards!"

Tony steadied himself and relaxed his grip on the pillow, breathing deep.  He pulled back the pleated curtains to could see the last light of the setting sun: 5:48 pm. His nap went long.

The phone kept ringing. Tony jostled the receiver.

"Beno! Long time, mon ami. You are well, I hope.  Coming to the poker game? Sure you are invited over, Eva will pick up extra Frosties and pommes frites from Wendy's. There will be enough for your girlfriend -- she is invited, too."

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Thanks for this awesome series!

by kSAtriya (spur of the moment) on Dec 8, 2009 9:46 PM CST reply actions  

I want pictures of that “poker game.”

"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50

by theonlyromeo on Dec 8, 2009 10:44 PM CST reply actions  

Aah, I look forward to the day we print this and sell it to some publisher. Can I be your agent?

Straight from the No-Stat Zone to your computer!
Dunkin' Cheerleaders

by LatinD on Dec 9, 2009 1:01 PM CST reply actions  

If you can sell a potentially libelous horror/sports novel about a small-market NBA team to an actual print publisher then you are hired.

by PEN on Dec 10, 2009 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Didn’t Donaghy release a book? Let’s talk to his publisher.

"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50

by theonlyromeo on Dec 10, 2009 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

“Mon Dieu! Hell is other point guards!”

GOL!

What’s that? You don’t know what GOL means PEN? Well, join our game threads and I’ll tell ya.

Just kidding, it is us who are at your mercy. GOL: Guffawing Out Loud.

When the tooth fairy's own tooth falls out, it is taken during the night by Princess Peanut.

by the little o on Dec 12, 2009 5:06 PM CST reply actions  

Glad you liked that. Tony’s game suggests some sort of existential dilemma.

by PEN on Dec 12, 2009 9:09 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I feel like some kind of junior high fanboy. Just reading “Tony’s game suggests some sort of existential dilemma.” makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. I need to stop commenting before I completely embarrass myself.

Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10

by J.R. Wilco on Dec 17, 2009 12:39 AM CST up reply actions  

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