It's a Friday night; being online on a Friday night is the ne plus ultra in loserdom. Do you have the stones, the onions, the cojones, the testicular fortitude to be here? In other words . . .

Lessee, who we got?

New Jersey @ T-zip, Utah @ Hotlanta, Philly @ Boston (yeah, go Iverson indeed), Milwaukee @ Cleveland, Indiana @ Memphis, Sacramento @ Minnesota in a match-up of the longest place names in the lig, Denver @ New Orleans, Clips @ Knicks, Motown @ Cowboy Thundercluster Central, Houston @ Dallas, and Washington @ Golden State.