Friday Night 11-Game Loser Thread
It's a Friday night; being online on a Friday night is the ne plus ultra in loserdom. Do you have the stones, the onions, the cojones, the testicular fortitude to be here? In other words . . .
Lessee, who we got?
New Jersey @ T-zip, Utah @ Hotlanta, Philly @ Boston (yeah, go Iverson indeed), Milwaukee @ Cleveland, Indiana @ Memphis, Sacramento @ Minnesota in a match-up of the longest place names in the lig, Denver @ New Orleans, Clips @ Knicks, Motown @ Cowboy Thundercluster Central, Houston @ Dallas, and Washington @ Golden State.
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Predictions (not who I want to win, but who I think will most likely win):
Toronto, Atlanta, Boston, Cleveland, Memphis, Sacramento, the NOOCH (in a stunning upset), the Knicks, OKC, Dallas, and Washington (just because).
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I like most of your picks, but think GS will win their game. Unless Fab gets a lot of minutes.
The Spurs - now playing like sh*t again!
Care to wager a little something on that? Say . . . a lolcat? (Loser receives.)
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being online on a Friday night is the ne plus ultra in loserdom
Crap, it is only 4:22 out here so I hope that don’t count as Friday night.
The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."
Actually, I’d say being a Lakers fan who hangs out and comments way more on a Spurs blog than anywhere else qualifies you as an honorary loser.
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LOSERS!
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 18, 2009 6:24 PM CST reply actions
Hey I just saw Derek Fisher .04 on ESPN. NICE!
The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."
OK, after you’ve been warned, this becomes a bannable offense.
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Well, nice knowing you. But I am still reeling from the most recent Team of the Decade award.
The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."
Kidding, dude. At this point, you’d have to do something pretty terrible to be banned, since the boss likes you.
You might want to tread lightly around here when the Spurs and Lakers play, though.
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Thanks for the advice. I don’t hang here too much when the Lakers are playing. And I don’t post much after a Spurs loss. Seems like bad for karma.
The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."
Nah, you’re welcome anytime. We all love you like out little black sheep.
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Wow. This is the first nets game I’ve watched this year.
The score is 47 to 17 with 9 minutes left in the second half.
Painful.
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Kidding aside, when does B. Lopez become a free agent? I would love for him to be Timmeh’s eventual replacement.
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Hmmm. Hmm. You don’t think we could do better?
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Oh wow, I didn’t realize Iverson was injured. Jeez.
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Does that mean you think Philly has a chance now?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 18, 2009 7:01 PM CST up reply actions
Heh. No, actually, I am not on the “Iverson makes his team worse” bandwagon. Still.
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Is it really a bandwagon at this point? Isn’t that like not being on the “smoking is bad for you” bandwagon or the “climate change” bandwagon?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 18, 2009 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
I guess next is the "I’m not on the ‘Kobe isn’t a really sweet guy’ bandwagon or I’m not on the ‘Artest is crazy’ bandwagon.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 18, 2009 7:13 PM CST up reply actions
Or the “Kevin Garnett is an a-hole” bandwagon.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 18, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
I feel hairyassed.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 18, 2009 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, Boston’s bench is in and the other team is getting back into the game. Uh-mazing.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Dec 18, 2009 7:11 PM CST reply actions
is big baby back in yet?
When the tooth fairy's own tooth falls out, it is taken during the night by Princess Peanut.
by the little o on Dec 18, 2009 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
from injury.
When the tooth fairy's own tooth falls out, it is taken during the night by Princess Peanut.
by the little o on Dec 18, 2009 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
This guy on 48MOH just suggested trading Dejuan for Ronny Turiaf…
...Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is forty five.
ROFL. Go to ESPN, look up Hollinger’s PER rankings, then sort by rookies. Doesn’t seem like a very good idea to trade DeJuan.
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I am sad for him.
...Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is forty five.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926490
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Yes, but I’m still debating the merits of the Blair-Turiaf trade proposal.
…not.
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by LatinD on Dec 18, 2009 7:59 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I won’t be able to watch or record the Warriors game. The bastichs aren’t hosting it… for some reason. The only game they’re missing.
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I might go see it. So far the reviews seem to be, “The story sucks and so does the acting, but it’s an awesome experience”
"Under the tutelage....of Randy Tutelage"
This guy’s a good reviewer, and he likes it.
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I think I came when everyone else went to sleep.
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I knew you were going to say that.
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I downloaded it. I might watch it tomorrow… I had an easier time watching these dramatic, serious movies when I had a GF. :P
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I have the opposite problem, I told my GF about the movie and she’s not sure she has the nerves to watch the movie, it’s supposed to keep you tense the whole time.
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Wanna watch it together, sweetum?
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I actually have a bunch of movies to watch. I’m feeling crappy lately, so I’m staying in bed a lot. Yesterday I decided it was time to watch some Pixar, so I watched Finding Nemo and UP. Both were pretty good.
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YES! Finding Nemo and Up FTW! I totally did not tear up during some Up scenes. Didn’t happen.
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Yeah, the prelude with his wife was heartbreaking.
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I also dled Grave of the Fireflies. It’s a Ghibli movie, Japanese animation done by a brilliant man. I hear it’s incredibly sad, so I really need some emotional support before watching it.
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Hmm. And I guess I can watch Stardust tonight, since I’m not going out with my colon like this… One of you recommended it, I think.
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Hmm. And The Thing. I heard good things about it.
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It’s from Argentina, about an old guy who’s fired from his work at a gas station and his life is pretty sad really, when he encounters a purebred Dogo and things start changing.
It’s a bit slow paced, but I liked it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_perro/a>
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Oh, Carlos Sorin’s. Yeah, I’ve heard of it. Sorin’s movies aren’t usually my thing, because nothing really happens, but he has a distinctive style I find pleasing to the eye.
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I’ve been looking for more gangster movies to watch. I’ve found one called the Yakuza Papers which is a 5 film series, and then I found out about this trilogy called The Human Condition about WWII which is supposed to be soul crushingly depressing.
But to start I think I’m gonna download Once Upon a Time in America, a 3 hour 50 minutes crime epic.
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This one? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087843/
Sounds interesting. I’ll leech it.
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Make sure to get the original cut that’s almost 4 hours, they made a cut for the US which is around two hours and they butchered the film.
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Utah’s losing badly to Atlanta.
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So it’s only me and Hipuks in here. Sad day.
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You know what? I’m gonna stop going after her. I can’t possibly fight true love, which is what she and her uglyness of a boyfriend seems to have.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 18, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
I hate that. I actually agree with Hipuks for once.
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Yeah. I was surprised he had that in him. That really makes sense, H.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 18, 2009 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
I’m switching between reading http://jezebel.com/ and this blog.
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Hey, Queness, Cameron’s gonna make a movie out of Battle Angel Alita…
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Hey Lauri, your boy’s chickened off the Slam Dunk contest in favor of defending his HORSE title.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 18, 2009 8:41 PM CST reply actions
Durant wrote Friday on his blog that he doesn’t consider himself a contest dunker and that he doesn’t "even do any good dunks in games." The Oklahoma City Thunder forward wrote that he’d rather let the Rudy Gays and Dwight Howards show off in the contest than take up one of the spots.
Yeah, no kidding, what a selfish a-hole.
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I figured the anime freaks here would know.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Milk_Chan/a>

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Hey! It could be, but she was really messed up. She would always tease her robot about her dad/creator didn’t love her.
They only showed a few episodes, and I had a feeling the english translation was atrocious.
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So, apparently Bucks players like to tweet inside the arena. And B-Jennings paid for it.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 18, 2009 8:48 PM CST reply actions
"I understand I got fined, but 7500?" Jennings tweeted after learning of the decision.
He really learned his lesson.
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Hah. Imagine earning millions and complaining about a fine.
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Bullshit call. The refs love KG.
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Ahahahaha, Philly wins, Philly wins.
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Hm. Finally, my schedule is set…
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Time has flown. Are you excited?
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Honestly, I just want to be healthy when the time comes. :)
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When are you leaving for the US again?
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 18, 2009 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Last week of Jan. That Saturday.
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Houston-Dallas is an ugly, ugly game.
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Man, I really want to see that D-Rose commercial.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 18, 2009 9:17 PM CST reply actions

That’s an indoors beach in Japan. Madness. The beach is right there!
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It’s funny how Dubai went into default, and then the Arabs just bailed it out with 10 billion bucks.
…“Funny”.
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I actually tried that, but in China where they had the same thing. My only experience of snowboarding.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 18, 2009 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
Wow. Lauri, Cap, Bell, Q… you’re all going to love this one.
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Oh, those are bad, but check out this one.
That’s right—Lysol.
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intimate daintiness
You have to love that.
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Lowry has been keeping them going tonight.
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I would love it if it were the Spurs playing the Mavs right now.
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Who’s doing Friday/Saturday TWSS, by the way?
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 18, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
Heh. Well, I’ll do the Monday TWSS… :)
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Hmm. I’ll see what I can do then.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 18, 2009 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
I think everyone will understand a holiday-induced reduction in content on PtR. I’m leaving town tomorrow morning and will be scarce, myself.
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Yes, probably. Or maybe I’ll be in a giving mood? :)
Hey, have fun on your trip.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 18, 2009 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
Damn. 2 point game. The Rockets just did something stupid.
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Tim Duncan is third in the League in efficiency…at age 33.
...Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is forty five.
And no one puts him in the MVP run.
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DYU DINK DOO GOD WHAD ID DAKES?
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I didn’t know Tim Thomas was playing already.
by silverandblack_davis on Dec 18, 2009 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
The Rockets did a lot of stupid things in the last 4 minutes. Reminds me of the Spurs.
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By Landry’s TEETH.
Landry lost 3 teeth on Dirk’s arm. Dirk got stitches and Landry got a trip to the hospital.
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Because they’re in Dallas? They haven’t ruled yet on the replay.
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Seems ludicrous to me. Many fouls don’t involve the player trying to get to the ball. Why don’t they call flagrants when players hug another player to keep them from shooting?
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I used to check that trash. But in the long run it’s not worth it.
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That ref with slick hair is ku-rraaazy.
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If the guy Adelman chose makes both, I’m bolting.
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This is perfect for Queness, considering her love of hats.

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Off to finish packing and try to get some sleep before facing the familial hordes. ’Night, fellas.
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Night. Have fun with the family.
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I’m gone too. I’ll try to find something to do away from my computer. Night.
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