Help me PLEASE!!! Lol.

Ah, jeez. This kind of pushed me over the edge into quiet hysterical giggles at work. You know, hunched over at your desk, shoulders shaking, an occasional faint bizarre snort or hiccup escaping your tightly compressed lips. I'm thinking of variations now. . . .

"Smell smoke, pretty sure house iz burning down, need help wif babies, pets, PLEASE!!! Lol."

"Grandma passed this morning. 9 years in hosp. unable 2 move but mind stayed sharp as a tack. TUFF OLD BIRD!!! Lol."

Maybe . . . maybe he doesn't know what lol means? Like, maybe he thinks it functions the way "STOP" did in telegrams? Bless.

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This is why JRW had to make up GOL.

Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen

by CapHill on Dec 14, 2009 4:13 PM CST reply actions

.4? WTF LOL

Straight from the No-Stat Zone to your computer!
Dunkin' Cheerleaders

by LatinD on Dec 14, 2009 5:05 PM CST reply actions

Artest: “Knockd out a fan 2day. Lol”
JR Smith: “Wuz n a kar accident wit my homies. Lol”

AI: “Someone get me an Oscar or sumthin after that press conference. Lol”
Melo: “sshiiit im wastedf!!!!! thje drivve home wil b fun@!”
Sprewell: “My hardball negotiation tactics seemed 2 have workd. Lol”

"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50

by theonlyromeo on Dec 14, 2009 8:21 PM CST up reply actions

AI: Practiz? Lol

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Dunkin' Cheerleaders

by LatinD on Dec 14, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions

Tree Rollins: I bit that little ginger Ainge right in the finger! Lol.

Wilt Chamberlain: Halftime. So bored. Any ladies free for the next 15 mins? Lol.

Dirk: Heute ist die neue CD kommt Hasselhoff! Ich bin so aufgeregt! Lol!

I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.

by Lauri on Dec 14, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions

RJ: “Get married, not get married. Eeny meeny miney mo. Lol”
LeBron: “Ferry and co asked me again if I’m staying. Lol”
Stern:“Fans think they can watch NBA games online. Lol”

"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50

by theonlyromeo on Dec 14, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions

a rec in spirit for you all.

The Spurs - now playing like sh*t again!

by Tim C. on Dec 14, 2009 10:55 PM CST up reply actions

This was gold, by the way:

“Grandma passed this morning. 9 years in hosp. unable 2 move but mind stayed sharp as a tack. TUFF OLD BIRD!!! Lol.”

+1 for you, Lauri.

Straight from the No-Stat Zone to your computer!
Dunkin' Cheerleaders

by LatinD on Dec 14, 2009 5:06 PM CST reply actions

I GOL’d at

need help wif babies, pets, PLEASE!!! Lol.

This whole thread is high quality.

Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10

by J.R. Wilco on Dec 17, 2009 12:36 AM CST reply actions

OneandonlyCP3 @RRocket15: OMZG WTF R U DOING?!!? STFU B4 I KICK UR A$$!!!

Fundamental21 @OneandonlyCP3: Dude, calm teh F down. Lol.

"We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't know if I have an answer to that. If I did, we wouldn't suck quite so bad." - Popovich

by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Dec 17, 2009 9:50 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

Fundamental21: Lol!
MeanJoeyC @Fundamental21: GTFO!
Fundamental21 @MeanJoeyC: WTF?

"We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't know if I have an answer to that. If I did, we wouldn't suck quite so bad." - Popovich

by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Dec 17, 2009 10:03 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs

ATSWayne @georgehill3: marry me. Lol

"We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't know if I have an answer to that. If I did, we wouldn't suck quite so bad." - Popovich

by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Dec 17, 2009 9:54 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

DeJuan45: Broke a mans arm, ate his soul. taste like chikin!! Lol!!!

"We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't know if I have an answer to that. If I did, we wouldn't suck quite so bad." - Popovich

by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Dec 17, 2009 9:59 AM CST reply actions 3 recs