Tim Duncan Calls Out Geometric Angle Needed To Make Bank Shot

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Tim Duncan Calls Out Geometric Angle Needed To Make Bank Shot

The Onion strikes again...

about 2 years ago Edg5 8 comments 0 recs |

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You beat me to it.

At least the Onion gets the awesomeness of Timmy. If only the people who get paid to talk and write about basketball did. . . .

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by Lauri on Nov 28, 2009 12:34 PM CST reply actions

According to team sources, when teammate Tony Parker failed to call out the angle of a bank shot later in the game, Duncan glared at the point guard for the entire fourth quarter.

Ahhh, The Onion.

The Spurs - now playing defense again!

by Tim C. on Nov 28, 2009 12:42 PM CST reply actions

I wonder how many Spurs fans work at The Onion.

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by LatinD on Nov 28, 2009 1:57 PM CST reply actions

OK, I don’t want to stir up no trouble but this headline is pretty funny too:

Advocacy Group Decries PETA’s Inhumane Treatment Of Women
theonion.com — Women Deserve Better says PETA abuses defenseless, simple-minded women by forcing them to remove their clothes and participate in humiliating publicity stunts.

The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."

by olf on Nov 28, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Straight from the No-Stat Zone to your computer!
Dunkin' Cheerleaders

by LatinD on Nov 28, 2009 2:21 PM CST up reply actions

You guys and your PETA obsession.

Try the new PtR--now entirely BAT-FREE!

by Lauri on Nov 28, 2009 2:24 PM CST up reply actions

Not sure it was worth opening the giant worm can for it. But I thought it was pretty funny in an Onion-y kind of way.

The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."

by olf on Nov 28, 2009 4:17 PM CST up reply actions

I called that. I thought it was funny.

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by theonlyromeo on Dec 1, 2009 7:05 PM CST up reply actions