Game Thread #14: Spurs @ Rockets
Yeah, it's almost game time. First road win of the season? We can dream...
Starting Lineups
Tony Parker
Keith Bogans
Richard Jefferson
Tim Duncan
Antonio McDyess
Aaron Brooks
Trevor Ariza
Shane Battier
Luis Scola
Chuck Hayes
Officials
Bob Delaney
Eric Lewis
Mark Lindsay
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I’m already medicated, so. I feel very confident.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
I was talking about the flu, but you should check out the The Peoples Pharmacy.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
I have a good neurologist. But that’s odd; I thought migraines were more common in women than men.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
In Cali you can get weed as medicine for it.. The cases of migraine have skyrocketed as a result.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Yes, you keep touting Cali’s superior pharmacology.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
Is there any way to get spurs announcers on NBA league pass?
by SpurInDallas on Nov 27, 2009 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
go Wizards and Bobcats!!!
Evey- "Are you a crazy person?"
V- "I'm quite sure they'll say so."
V for Vendetta, blowing your mind away since 2005.
Just a little announcement, today’s Halftime Fish will be a mammal, so yes, not a fish. Queness, please post your complaints below this comment.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
no you're breaking the trend
Evey- "Are you a crazy person?"
V- "I'm quite sure they'll say so."
V for Vendetta, blowing your mind away since 2005.
if we lose
I’m blaming your mammal
Evey- "Are you a crazy person?"
V- "I'm quite sure they'll say so."
V for Vendetta, blowing your mind away since 2005.
It lives in the water, so it kinda applies, sort of.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Thank you! I effing hate dolphins too. Oh so because it has what it looks like a smile we’re supposed to save them? They gang rape females for god’s sake! Where’s the little smile then?
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Being pretty is something usually celebrated by humanity. Why would this be any different?
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It’s just that I don’t think of dolphins as pretty…
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If you stop and think about it, it’s amazing that we even find humans pretty. Beauty is a consensual standard. But speaking generally, most consider dolphins pretty, so it shouldn’t surprise anyone they’re favored because of it – it’s a very human behavior we all repeat.
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I was referring to the word and our former overlords issue with it.
Really, I shouldn’t have brought it up.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
a fish and mammal are two different things
Evey- "Are you a crazy person?"
V- "I'm quite sure they'll say so."
V for Vendetta, blowing your mind away since 2005.
Game audio:
http://www.nba.com/broadband/alp_schedule.html
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Spurs need to come out hot
Evey- "Are you a crazy person?"
V- "I'm quite sure they'll say so."
V for Vendetta, blowing your mind away since 2005.
lol I'll just use any excuse to show off some KRS
Evey- "Are you a crazy person?"
V- "I'm quite sure they'll say so."
V for Vendetta, blowing your mind away since 2005.
Wow. Tony can’t get anything going.
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He’s certainly shooting a high percentage tonight. Mainly because our D sucks.
The Spurs - now playing defense again!
Haha. I guess things changed.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Nov 27, 2009 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
Parker turnover,Ariza dunk, Pop timeout. 10-3 Rockets.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Tony got his shot blocked 5 times last game. The tear drop. Something is off about his speed or timing.
she can’t cook?
"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
by Joe deLarios on Nov 27, 2009 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
It’s Black Friday and we cannot buy a bucket.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
How long did you have that one saved?
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
??
"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
by Joe deLarios on Nov 27, 2009 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
Hey road losers! I’m here now and lovin’ Dice’s tenacity.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 7:52 PM CST reply actions
never fear, i am here!
housemate decided to stand in the doorway and talk to me about computer games while the game started….
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 7:52 PM CST reply actions
That Ariza dude can’t buy a shot.
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And Scola continues to eat Bonner’s hoagies.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 7:54 PM CST reply actions
How about Grimace? What’s his opinion on things?
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
I don’t know that guy, foreigner.
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i think i’ve said this before on here…but i hate drexler as a commentator…
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 7:55 PM CST reply actions
why isn’t tim on scola?
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 7:57 PM CST reply actions
Wow, TD is having his way with this small Rockets lineup
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 7:58 PM CST reply actions
Why, hello! Drinking and cranky or not drinking, Pats?
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
Got home just a bit ago from the atrocity that is known as CU football. It’s like being a Clippers fan. Going to continue the not drinking in the first half thing.
My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri
Well, since the Spurs haven’t lost while I’ve been not drinking, I’ve decided to keep sacrificing. Someone has to do it, because the chickens just weren’t working.
My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri
So did Tiger Woods drink and drive or what?
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:00 PM CST reply actions
2AM after thanksgiving? Something fishy there…
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
But I bet he gets the superstar treatment. He’s a golfing god, by all means hellish and holy!
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
nice D romaju
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:01 PM CST reply actions
what an underwhelming first quarter
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:03 PM CST reply actions
Scola’s blocking foul could go either way???? cut back the vodka old guy
by spursfan_needs_counseling on Nov 27, 2009 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
RJ should take it to the hole more often.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:05 PM CST reply actions
The Bobcats destroying the Cavs. When was the last time a D-League unit beat an NBA team?
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:06 PM CST reply actions
go kittens!
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
They really should make Mutombo a play-by-play guy.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:08 PM CST reply actions
might as well get the cookie monster to do colour commentary to complete the dream team
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
Oh my Roger reall has his shot back!
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:11 PM CST reply actions
Just like that the game is tied. I like our BAM
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:11 PM CST reply actions
What the hell are those letters made of?
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
True dat. We will need every inch of them to get those road wins.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
always the 2nd unit DOIN’ the job
by spursfan_needs_counseling on Nov 27, 2009 8:13 PM CST reply actions
ok, houston commentators – thats how we pronounce pecan, so GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:16 PM CST reply actions
I don’t even know why they keep going to Landry in the low post. He’s not that good, Adelman.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:18 PM CST reply actions
And gets the veteran call! nice.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
why does the nba site update so poorly? the boxscore is about 3 minutes behind…
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:20 PM CST reply actions
i’m watching league pass…that i paid for. i’m wearing a duncan jersey…that i paid for. he should be grovelling at my feet!
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
box out. its something they teach you when you’re a kid.
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:24 PM CST reply actions
How many short boxy guys does the rockets have. I can’t distinguish between Landry and that other small guy who abuses us.
Remind me, what does BAM stand for? I know it’s our bench name… but?
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
blair and assorted men?
basketball assault….m….um…….men?
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
10% chance Blair’s a start in the making, apparently.
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mini-ears is scoreless? shiiiiiiiiiit
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:30 PM CST reply actions
“He’s not gonna never not come to work”
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
echoooooooooooo
tp!
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:31 PM CST reply actions
get hairston or haislip to kneecap scola.
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
We’re staying here right? No second half thread?
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
we haven’t even hit 300 comments? wow
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
I’m doing my best, but unfortunately I’m working at the same time. bleh.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
At least we have the trifecta tonight.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
But if your sick doesn’t that make it an infecta?
The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."
Are you secretly wishing Ariza destroys the Spurs tonight?
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
So does that mean other than the people here, everyone has lives?
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, I didnt go to the movies tonight so I could watch the first road win.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
Cool. What’re you supposed to watch? Is Ninja Assassin any good?
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
That’s what I was going to go see. My guess is, not really. But you know, it is going to be what it is: bloody.
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Maybe like Kill Bill the male version. And us crazies just love movies like those.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
I didn’t really like Kill Bill. But I have no doubts that Ninja Assassin won’t be, by virtually any definition, a good movie. Still, I think it will meet my needs.
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You are even crazier than I thought. My apologies, for underestimating you and not voting for you in our poll.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Fur Seal.
Fur seals are any of nine species of pinnipeds in the Otariidae family.They are much more closely related to sea lions than true seals, and share with them external ears (pinnae), relatively long and muscular foreflippers, and the ability to walk on all fours. They are marked by their dense underfur, which made them a long-time object of commercial hunting.
Fur seals feed on moderately sized fish, squid and krill. Several species of the southern fur seal also have sea birds, especially penguins, as part of their diet.23 The fur seals themselves are preyed upon by sharks, orcas and occasionally by larger sea lions.
When fur seals were hunted in the late eighteenth and early nineteenth centuries, they hauled out on remote islands where there were no predators. The hunters reported being able to club the unwary animals to death one after another, making the hunt profitable even though the price per seal skin was low. 4
Currently, most species are protected and hunting is mostly limited to subsistence harvest. Globally, most populations can be considered healthy, mostly due to the fact that they often prefer remote habitats that are relatively inaccessible to humans. Nonetheless, environmental degradation, competition with fisheries and climate change potentially pose threats to some populations.
Blah blah blah, whatever. This whole thing was an excuse to post this video from Encounters At The End Of The World, which by the way I highly recommend if you like documentaries, or if you don’t.
Seals making Pink Floydesque sounds




If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
no way…thats seal sounds?
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
sounds more like the old roland system-100 synth i used to own…
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
The sound recordings of the seals were produced by Douglas Quin, a renown Sound expert and professor at the S.I. Newhouse School of Public Communications at Syracuse University, another recipient of the Antarctic Artists and Writers grant.3
I don’t know if that means if he made the recordings, or made the recordings and then made them sound like that.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Are those eskimos? And that photo of the fur seal about to be eaten by the shark is beautiful yet too cruel.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
Also, another scene from Encounters At The End of the World, is a penguin walking through the snow. Big whoop right? Except he’s heading towards mountains miles away, and beyond the mountains, ice for hundreds of miles. So the penguin is essentially walking to his death.
The researches can’t do anything because the rules forbid it, and a researched said that if you were to pick him up and put him back in the colony, the penguin would head the same way.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
I think that’s what he told himself to sleep well at night.
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Natural selection, you don’t want a bunch of crazy ass penguins walking to their deaths.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Pixar should make a movie like that, penguins just stupidly walking aimlessly and falling to their deaths.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Due to some damned lag, the link didn’t post: http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/lemmings.asp
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one of the greatest of all time…
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
in completely unrelated news that no-one will care or understand…australia enforced the follow-on against the west indies in the first test at the gabba…
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:47 PM CST reply actions
i’m sure this will clear it ALL up
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, RJ drive that ball in, you egg.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:51 PM CST reply actions
get that shit outta here
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:54 PM CST reply actions
Okay, perfect time to put away a Rockets team in a serious drought.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 8:54 PM CST reply actions
if you hold a team to 0-14 to start a quarter, you should be more than 6 points up…
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:55 PM CST reply actions
charlotte bobkittens beat the cleveland crabs
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:56 PM CST reply actions
That is one handsome man in black sports jacket.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
wait…battier is actually playing? i hadn’t even noticed…
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 8:59 PM CST reply actions
clang …clang…clang…. why don’t we gather up all these bricks, and build a shelter for the homeless…
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:01 PM CST reply actions
Beautiful hook, Timmy. And Houston’s offense reminds of San Antonio Spurs 2008-2009.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 9:01 PM CST reply actions
I got my SLAM magazine today, and it was the “How-To” issue, and there was a section where it taught you how to make bank shots, and guess who the teacher was.
AKA: Linix129
Yeah I read that and thought it was complete BS. They should’ve gotten ’Sheed to shoot ill-advised threes. Of course, if Antoine Walker still played, no doubt he should be doing that.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
At some point in the 3rd quarter, Houston is going to score. But we need to score more.
The Spurs - now playing defense again!
And he even plays some D on the other end. Good!
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 9:07 PM CST reply actions
C’mon, guys, take care of the damn ball.
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holding a team to 4 points in 9 minutes…and only having a 10 point lead. meh.
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:08 PM CST reply actions
Bogans bricks the first free throw.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
come on boganvillea, you gotta hit both those
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:09 PM CST reply actions
The refs are absolutely killing me....
I can’t take this bias…
I meant announcers
but refs aren’t great either.
There’s been at least two like that on him. And the one with Scola just falling on his ass.
The Spurs - now playing defense again!
Even with all that, Dice still has 11 boards tonight. I’m sooo glad we missed out on Sheed.
My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri
weak arse call on dice
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:11 PM CST reply actions
Houston’s offensive ineptness is fun.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 9:12 PM CST reply actions
Everyone close your eyes, cheerleaders are being shown.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
damn league pass!
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
All I’m seeing is that Rockets mascot’s ass.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
Goddamit make some free throws, guys.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 9:14 PM CST reply actions
Nice pass Mase to Blaaaair AND ONE!
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 9:15 PM CST reply actions
blaaaaaaaaaaair!
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:16 PM CST reply actions
Defense! If we hold them scoreless for the rest of the quarter, it’ll be their all-time low.
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whoops, stupid caps
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
caps lock, not caphill
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
We can’t post feeds here. I can give you an audio feed if you want.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Can I get in on that Tim, my feed just died as well
by RamblingSpur on Nov 27, 2009 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone ever reads the previews? Closely?
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that feed is dead now, its time to move on
by RamblingSpur on Nov 27, 2009 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
I think writing in the subject text box kills feeds.
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Right? See how he worked in all smooth like?
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Ah, sorry we didn’t mean to cause harm, NUSpursFan. Just try not writing in the subject box when you post comments, it’s the “in” thing around here :)
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, only Mavs fans post their comments in the subject box. Bad form, really.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
Unlike Cap. Cap is really nice. She loves being called Nan and most of all loves Obama.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Hipuks will not tell you the truth about anyone.
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Queness is a perfectly well adapted human being, by the way.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Jeez, read the signature. No newsflash there.
Well adapted people are no fucking fun.
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I’m just messing around, NU. You’re doing fine. Thanks for joining us.
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Pop always looks like he just puts a blazer over what he fell asleep in the previous night.
"We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't know if I have an answer to that. If I did, we wouldn't suck quite so bad." - Popovich
by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Nov 27, 2009 9:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
The free throw disparity is pretty huge in our favor. 23 to 11.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 9:21 PM CST reply actions
this lineup doesn’t inspire confidence…he says after bonner scores
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:24 PM CST reply actions
A frontcourt of Bonner and Ratliff is horrifying. Just horrifying, I tell ya.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 9:24 PM CST reply actions
SHUT
UP
CLYDE
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:25 PM CST reply actions
Realizes that he’s still wearing the same suit for two days straight, and promptly calls a timeout.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
I was thiiiiiiiis close to typing, “FOR CRYING OUT LOUD LD—” and then I realized he hadn’t posted that.
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Too lazy to change it, but you’re right.
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Only that I’ve seen it repeatedly now, and it kind of creeps me out.
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It means a fetish that is not widely accepted.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
I feel like I need to point out that I have only one urn with a top hat on it, and therefore that doesn’t really qualify as a fetish.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
echooooooooooooooooooooooo
tone!
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:31 PM CST reply actions
shit call ref, shit. call.
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:32 PM CST reply actions
oh FUCK OFF. shit call on dice. absolutely fucking weaksauce.
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:36 PM CST reply actions
Can’t see the game but it sounds like it’s really sloppy.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
sam, thankyou
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:42 PM CST reply actions
WTF, weren’t we up by 15 or something. What happened?
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
finally dice gets a call his way
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:42 PM CST reply actions
I guess Hairston will still be active when Manu comes back, then.
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I don’t know about that. That would make sense.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
he’s just not a franchise player…
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
That’s not a knock on him, it’s just the fact. Most guys aren’t. He’s just having to play that role right now.
Too bad for him, and thank you very much for the win.
Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10
i didn’t mean it as a knock, he’s been forced into that role when he’s just not that sort of player.
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Looks like we’re making the same point for each other.
I didn’t think you were making a knock either, sorry.
Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10
lets just agree to agree then…
i didn’t think your comment was a knock on me.
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
There is no way this short-ass team should be outrebounding us.
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thats totally unacceptable
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
YES! (Why aren’t they playing Scola?)
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I feel like my internet knows when anything exciting is going on on the screen and spazzes out with anxiety…
I think we can legitimately call Dice one of the three stars tonight, if not #1.
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I don’t understand how Tony of all people can have two TOs with the game on the line…
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I’m having those fucking T-Mac flashbacks HELP ME
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Breaking someone’s kneecap might be more HELPFUL, man.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
Yeah that was s’pposed to be for Cap, I guess.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, my connection is finally back. We’ll get this.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 9:53 PM CST reply actions
rebound. fucking rebound. grab a fucking rebound you fucking idiots!
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:54 PM CST reply actions
It’s great how we make games interesting.
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That’s a nice zoom on TD’s jersey.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 9:56 PM CST reply actions
Shit, Shane “The No Stat All-Star” Battier is in.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 9:56 PM CST reply actions
AAAAHHHHHRJ!!!! How could you miss that?!
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come on mini-ears……
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 9:57 PM CST reply actions
Oh God, now we have to rely on tiny ears to make free throws.
When the tooth fairy's own tooth falls out, it is taken during the night by Princess Peanut.
-Oh RJ, what tiny ears you have.
-All the better to not hear the crowd when I’m shooting free throws.
That’s about as good of an apology that I can give.
When the tooth fairy's own tooth falls out, it is taken during the night by Princess Peanut.
by the little o on Nov 28, 2009 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks, RJ, you big-headed tiny-eared e-mail-dumping wonderful man.
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Cheerleaders! We are so going to win this.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 9:59 PM CST reply actions
D’ya see what color that cheerleader is wearing?
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
Red is the color of a bloody nose.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
George motherfucking Hill that is how you rebound!!!
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 9:59 PM CST reply actions
And they weirdly show Scola flossing. WTF?
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 10:01 PM CST reply actions
Hah, I know. So unlike Manu’s playing with his mouthguard, right?
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Flossing? He seemed to have a swollen cheek.
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Pffft. Just because he’s Argentine doesn’t mean you always have to defend him :)
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
What kind of countryman are you? I’ve got Luis’ back to the end.
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Except for the lucky 3s, I don’t get why they didn’t play Scola more.
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STFU announcers. Bitching about the length of the injury timeout.
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beat me to it. dude got smashed in the face ffs…shut. up.
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
If I could only reach through my copmuter screen and strangle them.
My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri
I thought you died. I read an obit and everything.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
Damn it. I wonder if I can get a refund on that nice bouquet I sent.
:: dialing FTD ::
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
not to worry, I refused to sign for it
dunno if that means you’ll get your $$ back or not
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Ah, the traditional color of dancing-on-the-grave shoes. Nice.
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looks like Hill’s nose … in a good way
(why can’t I stop using ellipses?)
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They really are.
Thanks so much. I’m not dead, so you’re getting no thanks. If I WERE dead, then the Wilco clan would be obligated to send you THEIR thanks.
Whew.
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that time I was speaking of the ellipses… you know?
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
That’s the way I took it at first glance.
Shoulda trusted my instinct.
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Oops, sorry. I meant your avatar… it’s a rusty color. ;-)
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
I almost changed my avatar about 3 different times in the past “non-posting” month.
Just couldn’t bring myself to do it.
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Me either. I’m hoping for a change of heart around June 2010.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
Here’s a good one for you. (Please note who’s taking the picture.)

The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."
I laughed. And then I realized I was laughing at a Lakers championship photo, for all the wrong reasons.
I’ll be back in a minute, a couple pounds lighter.
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No, I think that might be the equipment manager. (I am not actually on the team.)
The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."
Tim Kness's counterpart! How could I have mistaken him?
You’re so right. And I couldn’t pick you out of this lineup either.

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Very nice. Bowen as Fenster.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Nov 27, 2009 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
Owww, so sad when it’s a fail. Probably not your first… right? ;-)
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
you KNEW it’s be when you didn’t necessarily want it to be
…
didn’t ya?
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Your timing is as impeccable as always. Doesn’t mean I have to be happy about it. :P
My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri
I think he’s okay. Wow, such a tough guy.
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 27, 2009 10:02 PM CST reply actions
onya jessica~!
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 10:03 PM CST reply actions
But Ariza gets the edge because he actually scored and got rebounds. But 6-21 is hardly great.
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Well, Bogans was 0-3 FG and 2-4 from the line… but did have 2 steals, 4 boards and a +/- of +12, second only to Dice
I’ll consider promoting him from “Bruce Jr.” to full on “new Bruce”.
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Thanks, LZ, but I’ve kept myself fully up-to-date on the nicknames. I love Bogeyman but that doesn’t mean we can’t continue to play footsie with the idea of original nicks. =]
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“new Bruce” is more like a status than a nickname anyway
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Have you been gone so long that you’re now using the subject line?
My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri
I’ve ALWAYS made occasional use of the subject line.
And it’s NEVER been an issue. The problem is when rookies noobs those from other blogs post their ENTIRE COMMENTS in the subject line.
Wow, I really reacted to that, didn’t I?
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Nope nope. We should explore as the season goes on. But since we never got to give Bruce a proper farewell, I am hoping for a befitting opportunity in the future. Kinda feel guilty about anointing somebody “new Bruce” without proper homage to the original. Just my private peeve.
Hmmmm. I remember several “Love you, Bruce” fanposts and stories. So you must be referring to the absence of an official Spurs farewell.
Yes?
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I’m with you LZ. I think Boogeyman is great, but Bruce status? Not quite there… are we?
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
finally! good work boys…
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 10:05 PM CST reply actions
nets down by 17…guess they’re not gonna get their first win against sactown…
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by sleep research facility on Nov 27, 2009 10:09 PM CST reply actions
Well, we’ve now won four in a row. The CapHill Not Drinking During The Game experiment will have to continue. Sorry Eddy, you’re going to have to carry the load all by yourself.
My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri
I’m offended. Does no one think that I can not drink for the rest of the season? All this sacrifice for naught.
My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri
I think you can not drink DURING THE GAME for a season.
Does that help?
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In fact, as the season progresses, SiMA and I will invite you into our mojo inducing creme-soda-to-begin-half-time-club.
How ’bout that?
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Tim, RIGHT ON.
Cap, you wouldn’t want to spurn such a lovely invitation now, would you?
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By the way, best review of Twilight series ever: http://bit.ly/OYReO
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
Stephanie Meyer’s exemplary writing style is demonstrated in this conversation between Edward and our narrator Bella:
“Aren’t you hungry?” he asked, distracted.
“No.” I didn’t feel like mentioning that my stomach was already full – full of butterflies.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Butterflies: known for their high nutritional content.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
“It was childish, but I liked the idea that his lips would be the last good thing I would feel. Even more embarrassingly, something I would never say aloud, I wanted his venom to poison my system.”
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Reminds me of this Twitter review:
Twilight. The story of a young woman’s choice to practice either bestiality or necrophilia.
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I swear I won’t ever let spawn read Twilight.
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Son of a word that’ll get me banned. I’ll take one for the team… if I must.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
that’s me… I’m a giver. I give and I give and I give again.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
Igivedrink and Igivedrink and Igivedrink again.
Fixed it for you. ;-)
My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri
Haha. Honestly, Cap, I don’t think your non-drinking affects the team, but I’m not the mojo expert around here.
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And since he’s not around, I have to go off my instincts. Plus, it gives me something to complain about, so it’s not all bad.
My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri
Good point. I think our friendly neighborhood closet Spurs Lakers fan found your loophole.
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I’ll try that in the next game and see how it works. Thanks for coming through for another Spurs fan, olf. I appreciate it.
My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri
Wait, I see where this is going. If you lose then it’ll be on me.
Come to think of it, I can live with that. :)
The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."
That was funny, olf.
Now, if we can just get you to do something about your sig, we’ll be fine.
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Dang, WayneATS didn’t like my old one. So I changed it and I’m still getting crap.
btw, hope you’re doing OK.
The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."
I don’t know, you guys just piss me off. Plus SS&R just took a poll and I think the average age was something like 19-24. I like the site and all but it is not really my demographic. I gave up playing beer pong awhile ago.
The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."
This other Gasol seems to be pretty good. How long until he’s traded to LA for a few MP3’s?
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Can’t just enjoy your win and leave it at that, huh?
The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."
Except I have no idea what the Clippers’ chief weapons are.
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And his secret weapon? Mood stabilizers? I guess it could hardly get worse than last year.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
Mike’s secret weapon is the stack incriminating pictures he has of the (other) Donald. It’s not much, but it’s keeping him employed.
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Don’t dump on the Clips on my account – I couldn’t care less.
Dunleavy is still employed because his contract money is guaranteed and the Clips’ owner won’t pay two coaches / GMs at once.
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We don’t dump on the Clips because of you. We do it because they’re the Clips.
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Sorry, the thread just started with the whole “Gasol traded to L A for MP3s” thing.
The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."
Yeah, I think if they traded the second Gasol, there’d be an angry mob to answer to in Memphis. You know, torches and pitchforks, the whole thing.
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Hey speaking of the Grizz, they just beat the Blazers in Portland.
Plus the Cavs fall to the Bobcats. Not a bad night.
The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."
Yeah, you probably didn’t know the Blazers are my second team. But, they’re ahead of us in the standings, so I’ll take it.
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How the heck did RJ play for 34 minutes but be so invisible? 1-5, 7-7 FTs, 2 boards and NOTHING ELSE
The Spurs lulled him into thinking he could beat them on his own by not playing defense in the first. Then he still thought the shots were going to go when the Spurs were in his face. Genius, I tell you!
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I’d agree with the genius, no questions asked, if only he’d shot better than 4-10 in the first.
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That’s the genius of the genius. You only let him shoot as good as it takes for he victim to think his shots will go. For Ariza, 40% is scorching.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Nov 27, 2009 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
I nodded off again… what’s wrong with me?
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