Pounding The Rock: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Network Message: 50% Off: CBS/SB Nation Fantasy Baseball

Manu says the bat won. He must undergo several rounds of rabies shots because the bat could not be found for testing.

4 months ago Img_3626_tiny janieannie 21 comments 0 recs  | 

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

Display:

I read the article and then started reading about rabies and then about Louis Pasteur, and then about the first person to be inoculated and successfully treated against rabies, and this sentence came up on wiki:

In 1885, nine-year-old Meister was bitten by a rabid dog after provoking it by poking it with a stick. Pasteur decided to treat the boy with a rabies virus grown in rabbits and weakened by drying, a treatment he had earlier tried on dogs. The treatment was successful and the boy did not develop rabies. Which was good because rabies are bad for him.

If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross

by Hipuks on Nov 2, 2009 5:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

how could they not find the bat???

didn’t he go over and hand it to some staff guy?
What’d they do, just toss it out into the night air????

by Pflash on Nov 2, 2009 6:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Because it transformed into a man

A very angry man, with sharp teeth.

"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.

by Sabonis4Ever on Nov 2, 2009 6:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, didn’t he give the bat to Tim Kness or somebody?

by Gino20 on Nov 2, 2009 6:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If he had, Tim Kness would certainly have caged it until it could be tested. Thus saving Manu the pain and inconvenience of rabies shots.

If there’s a competent person on SA’s staff, it’s Tim Kness, and don’t you listen to anyone who tells you anything different.

Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10

by jollyrogerwilco on Nov 3, 2009 12:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Manu’s clearly playing possum, luring in the bat and its comrades for the mass execution of all things Vampire and mice with wings.

"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50

by theonlyromeo on Nov 2, 2009 7:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Have you guys seen the PETA article? It’s over on 48MInutes…

by GoSpursGo32 on Nov 2, 2009 8:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Why I love Manu Ginobili, part 4002:

Update Bat deal // Actualización tema murciélago
Today at 8:02pm
Just wanted to give you guys an update on the bat situation. As many of you already know, it wasn’t a great idea. Not only for the fact that bats are great part of the ecosystem, but also, because some carry rabies, which is an incurable disease. That’s why I had to get vaccinated today (and it wasn’t just one shot!).
Only 0.5% to 3% of the bat populations carry the disease, but If you can’t find the animal, it’s not recommended to take any risks, it can kill you! Since after the incident, the usher took it outside and the bat flew away (not lying!), there was no way of knowing if he was infected or not, so I had to do the safe thing.
Finally, please, don’t do it at home or anywhere, avoid contact with bats, skunks, raccoons, rats and animals like that.
Thanks for taking the time to read this.

Manu Ginobili


Solo quería darles una actualización sobre el tema murciélago. Como muchos de uds seguramente ya saben, no fue una gran idea la mía. No solo por el hecho que estos animalitos son parte importante de nuestro ecosistema comiendo muchos insectos, sino que además, algunos son portadores de rabia, que es una enfermedad incurable. Es por eso que hoy me tuve que vacunar y no fue solo una inyección, sino que fueron 4 y 4 más tendré que darme en las próximas semanas.
Nada más que un 0.5% a 3% de los murciélagos están infectados, pero si no se puede encontrar el animal para examinarlo, es mejor no correr riesgos e inmunizarce (siempre es mejor prevenir que curar, no?). La enfermedad es letal y puede matarte una vez que se manifiesta. Dado que la persona a la que le di el animal, lo llevó afuera y el animal salió volando (no es mentira!) no se pudo determinar si estaba infectado, así que no me quedó otra alternativa. Como ya se deben imaginar, por favor, no hagan esto en sus casas, ni en ningún lado, eviten contacto con murciélagos, zorrinos, monos, mapaches, ratas y otros animales silvestres.
Por último, aclaro que no escribo esto porque me obligan ni por ninguna otra razón oculta. Lo hago porque no me lo perdonaría si alguien hiciera lo mismo pensando que “es divertido” o “no pasa nada” y se enferma.
Gracias por leer y seguimos en contacto.

Manu Ginobili

WWTD?

by Lauri on Nov 2, 2009 8:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That’s such a classy, educational response by Manu. Sorry he has to go through the rounds (and rounds) of rabies shot.

My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri

by CapHill on Nov 2, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He really is a class act, isn’t he? I just love him. Love him, love him, love him.

WWTD?

by Lauri on Nov 2, 2009 8:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hm, I read that the little thing was dead, though I suppose vampires are harder to kill than that (requires wooden stakes; Spurs equipment managers take note).

Oh well, I guess it’s okay—I’m sorry Manu had to get the rabies shots (I’ve heard they are HELL), but the little bat would’ve been killed for testing if they’d hung on to it. So, good Manu really took one for the small flying mammals.

Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.

by Queness on Nov 2, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Fortunately, the days when you used to have to get 20-odd shots in the abdomen are long gone. Generally now it’s an initial shot followed by a series of four shots in the arm with a regular-sized needle. Still hardly fun, though.

WWTD?

by Lauri on Nov 2, 2009 9:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

My 7th grade science teacher had to get the tummy shots when he was in college. Didn’t sound so awesome.

Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.

by Queness on Nov 2, 2009 10:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I once had twenty odd shots in my stomach… I was told I was lots of fun… for only an hour.

When the tooth fairy's own tooth falls out, it is taken during the night by Princess Peanut.

by the little o on Nov 3, 2009 3:58 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Of course Manu was going to write this.

Straight from the No-Stat Zone to your computer!
Dunkin' Cheerleaders

by LatinD on Nov 2, 2009 8:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The lawyer who made him write that really does sound like Manu.

If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross

by Hipuks on Nov 2, 2009 9:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait for PETA’s response to that:

“Mr. Ginobilli just showed the world how much of an animal hater he is. He tells people—in English and French no less—how animals as cute and cuddly as bats, skunks, raccoons, and rats are dangerous and should be avoided. Hatah! He even has the nerve to blame these unsuspecting animals for having rabies. ‘Ooh, rabies! Ooh! I’m so deadly. Avoid me. Ooh.’ P*#sy. Such a small man, that Manu Ginobilli.”

"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50

by theonlyromeo on Nov 2, 2009 10:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

did i call this, or what? hahaha

13 points in 39 seconds. Enough said.

by Duhoh on Nov 3, 2009 2:11 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Have we all forgotten about the custodian that received the bat from Manu’s hands? I’m guessing he also has to get rabies shots. He must be cursing Manu and his reflexes at the moment.

When the tooth fairy's own tooth falls out, it is taken during the night by Princess Peanut.

by the little o on Nov 3, 2009 12:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That is a bad boy right there

The lesson: It’s all fun and games until someone needs rabies shots.
"Everybody was worried about H1N1," said Spurs forward Richard Jefferson, referring to the swine flu virus. "Now you’ve got rabies to worry about."
Ginobili says he has learned something from his ordeal.
"Kids, don’t do this at home," he said. "Don’t handle bats. Don’t swat them. Don’t do anything. Or raccoons."
Still, asked if he would think twice next time before disposing of a bat in a similar fashion, Ginobili didn’t blink.
"Now I can," he joked. "I’m vaccinated. I’m safe."
That is small consolation for Ginobili, who now faces a monthlong assault of needles thanks to a 30-second turn as Batman. As such, he harbors no delusions about who ultimately prevailed in this battle of man vs. nature.
"The bat won," Ginobili said.

The Charles Barkley 2009/10 Ancestors Count: 0 Grandmothers , 0 Mother Alltime: Reg. 23-0 Playoffs 7-0

"There were arms coming from everywhere, and I knew they weren’t going for the ball," Miller said. "I was just trying to get [the shot] up before they called some crap like ‘on the ground.’ "

"What do you want me to do?" Wright asked. "Do you want me to Derek Fisher him?"

"Give them some fucking credit, i mean for real." Jackson said.

"I just fell on my face for no reason," Bryant deadpanned. "I'm a klutz."

"Fucking right i'm preachin' it!" Carlisle replied.

"Rough life, isn't it. It's tough all over, isn't it." Smith chuckled.

by DOH on Nov 3, 2009 1:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to the SB Nation blog about the San Antonio Spurs.

Community Guidelines
Start posting about the Spurs »

Join SB Nation and dive into communities focused on all your favorite teams.

Connect_with_facebook

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

Images_small
Manu's full Interview with Radio LU2 translation
Small
Fourth Quarter Play-by-Play
Sleeponmedian_small
Product Treatment: Pop Juice
Black_small
Ginobilli vs. Dracula, Chapter 24
Small
A Night with Mr. Robinson

Recent FanPosts

Manu_080419_1200_small
Combining for Zero
Img_3626_small
Photos: Manu Flexes Muscles to Keep in Shape for Carrying the Team
Bahia-blanca_small
Manu´s Interview with local Radio LU2 in Bahía Blanca
D-rob1_small
Unofficial Cavs v. Spurs Recap
Small
Race for the Playoffs - Are We In? Who might we play?
Tx
Our Team Needs Us
Tie0708_black_1200x900_small
Sunday Sunday Sunday Loser Thread! [3/7/10]

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

Featured Poll

Poll
Who should start at small forward for the Spurs?

  735 votes | Results

FanShots

Quick hits of video, photos, quotes, chats, links and lists that you find around the web.

Recommended FanShots

A quick visual summary of the Spurs/Cavs game.
Pardon my French.
Iverson leaving Sixers

Recent FanShots

I didn't know Greg Popovich had a Vegas show...
Quotes from the Knicks SB Nation blog recap of last nights game: "Gallo...
This Kiss
48 MoH: Spurs sign Jackson
Dunleavy Fired as GM
48MoH has post titled: "Matt Bonner unaware of his own awesomeness"
BSPN> Report: Iverson Facing Trouble
Y!> BDL Video: Shane Battier is Karaoke Crazy
http://memegenerator.net/Mase

+ New FanShot All FanShots >


Coach

Ats_big_small Wayne Vore (ATS)

Player

Supergino_small LatinD

Doas_small jollyrogerwilco

Bunnycookie_small Lauri

Oberto_fab_small silverandblack_davis

Sp-tim_small Tim C.

4558041c970_main200_small CapHill

Announcer

Sharpened_-_copy_small BlaseE

Profile_5_small Fred Silva