Hi. Hey, what's this? I have no idea, but it cracks me up.
It's hell week for me, and it's only Tuesday. I've been running around like crazy and spending money I don't have on the big fundraiser for CPI (the nonprofit I volunteer for), getting various food and liquor permits, visiting my friendly neighborhood oral surgeon, who says I have a broken molar that can't be saved, which means extraction and an implant (woo hoo, cadaverous bone slurry--I'll be made of dead people), which means I'll be on antibiotics for a few weeks, which means my stomach will be shredded, which means I'm drinking tonight while I can and no one's stopping me. I figure I'll watch some basketball, too. So join me after the jump. Off-topicness will not only be tolerated, but encouraged.
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He is a masterful manipulator. He drained his magic from the forest creatures to become a powerful king, leading a twisted army that swept through the lands, burning down everything they found.
He was like Genghis Khan, Adolf Hitler, atomic bombs, and Seabiscuit all in one.