Preseason Game Thread/Preview #2: Olympiacos Piraeus @ San Antonio Spurs a.k.a. The Spurs Take On The Olympics
The weekend is here and the Greek circus is in town! Well, not really, but they are mostly Greek and they will traverse American soil for the next few days under the troupe name "Olympiacos Piraeus," facing off against a bevy of NBA teams eager to show their shiny new weapons.
On a more serious note, it's the second game of the preseason. Hopes about this Spurs team's potential is sky high and about to blast through the roof. Still, Coach Pop couldn't give a damn about winning. Or maybe he will, given that it'd be shameful to lose to a European squad, albeit this team is one of, if not the best Euro team around.
Tim C. might be the name listed above, but he's too busy right now and he left all of you under the carelessly clumsy and frail arms of silverandblack_davis. After the jump, you might want to close your eyes. This thing's gonna get ugly after a DeJuan Blair rebound or (twenty)two.
Before we get to the real preview, allow me to waste your time, because you know, recently I've had time to waste so why not share it with others, right? My crazy pills-level insanity has me thinking, "Aside from yummy but smelly Greek food, and maybe a semblance of decent competition, what can this Olympiacos team give us Spurs fans?"
My mind quickly flips through several ideas until I realize the answer is right in front of me: Olympiacos. I don't know what the hell it exactly means but it sure does sound close to the word "Olympics." And hey, will you look at that. It's from Greece! How can we not make the connection? Yeah, yeah, I'll stop yakking now and get to the point in the next paragraph.
Using jollyrogerwilco's power of the CADTWNHMS, it made me wonder: if the Spurs were Olympians, what kind of sport would they be playing? D'oh! Of course it's basketball. Right, I'm such an idiotic d-bag wasting everyone's time. But really, aside from playing around with a round orange ball, what kind of Olympic events would they excel in?

Spur-lympics: Where wine tasting is a real sport.
Thanks to lazy ass photo-chopping, dreaming out these certain scenarios is now possible. Or as Barney Stinson puts it best, "possimpible" - the nexus between possible and impossible. Don't even ask me to elaborate on that one. Just trust me that awesomeness abounds. Anyway, these inputs are purely personal, and if you have nothing to do before game time and want to contribute your own, you can do so in the comments section below. Thanks 'twas nice knowin' ya see you next twenty years bye!
Oh, and before you scroll down any further, here's a video of all sorts of Olympic WIN enough to make your competitive juices flowing:
The Olympians from San Antonio
Tony Parker - 50-meter dash
Let's start with the easy one, shall we? We all know Tee-Pee's a speedster, so I put him in short shorts and loose tank top, which I believe Eva would like to be Tony's new night wear. I just hope he can give the ephemeral Usain Bolt a run for his golden shoe-loving moolah.

OMG, Eva would soooo love those calves.
Roger Mason, Jr. and Matt Bonner - Archery
Another obvious choice. I guess you can add FinDog here, too. Now, if only Money Mase can find that bullseye more often...

Mason with the swag. Or the wag. Tongue-wag.

This photo has not been tampered for purposes of realism.
Tim Duncan - 50-meter Butterfly
Horrible 'chop, I know. Tim could've been a pro swimmer in the mold of Ian Thorpe or Michael Phelps if the ghost of James Naismith didn't come calling carrying a peach basket. I chose the butterfly event for Tim because he seems to pull off the hardest moves (like those low-post moves requiring tough, tough footwork) with a lot of grace and ease. Dare I say it? He's just too fundamentally sound in just about everything.

Must... get... to that... 5th...first...
George Hill - Olympic Diver
Albatross has long limbs, and I'm no expert here, but I'm thinking that wingspan and body type will contribute to good form when diving. He could be a gymnast, too, given that sport's propensity for fielding extremely young kids, but there's always something alluring about a Greg Louganis-type athlete. Not the gay part, of course, not that there's anything wrong with that. (copyright: Hipuks)

McSteamy, chillin' like it's the preseason.
Richard Jefferson - Pole Vault
I'm kinda iffy about this. The only criteria I considered was that in RJ's younger years, he can really jump. Of course, he can still dunk on anybody's head right now. I could've used the high-jumper photo but adding a pole out there makes for good effect, not to mention a perfect tool for an escape artist.

"Finally! I'm free of marital bondage!"
Antonio McDyess - Equestrian
You might say that equestrian is soooo lame. Well let me tell you, it is not. Uh, I actually haven't tried it myself, but it feels that way. Look, you sit your azz on a jumping, bouncing horse who probably wants to tip you over your back so bad, and then both of you circle a dizzyingly difficult track, and you tell me that's lame? Get outta here. Plus, the sport is quite esteemed, and seeing the venerable and respected veteran that Dice is, I put him on his proper horse, or uh, perch.

"Stupid davis... putting me in this outfit and donkey."
Ian Mahinmi - Judo
This is seriously up for debate, except that my mind right now just thinks Yawn is a foul-machine. Judo is a physical sport that involves throwing your opponent, and if Ian fouls the next time, I want him to foul the opponent hard - yes, judo throw him if need be. We need someone to remind Pau Gasol how marshmallow-dipped-in-hair soft he is. You can also consider the tat-covered, bar room brawl-loving Marcus Haislip for this particular sport. Oh, and Blair is more than qualified as he is a certified judoka.

"Duh... so Coach, I box out like deez?"
DeJuan Blair - Weightlifting
Rebounding is dirty work, and we need someone to do the heavy lifting for us. Enter Heavy D in this gawdawful 'chop job, and your rebounding woes are begone. Just like it was miracle whipped or 2nd round picked.

Unbridled rebounding aggression personified.
Manu Ginobili - Synchronized Swimming
Forgive me if this sounds so gay (again, not that there's anything wrong with that), but this is the first thing that came to mind when comparing Manu to other Olympic sports. And I love watching synch swimming, so I can't argue with that. First, the intensity:

Hear him roar... in a swimsuit, this time.
Of course, synchronized swimming also requires the proper amount of grace and beauty, not to mention projecting that megawatt smile in front of the judges, which I think is the X-factor for every great synchronized swimmer. Looks like Manu has that in check, too:

Too many Ginobilis is making my head explode.
I realize I don't have anything for Gregg Popovich yet (and some others, for that matter). Maybe he can be one of those Olympic judges who seem to purposefully screw some athletes out of a rightful medal. Or better, he can be the sadistic coach torturing those little Chinese gymnast kids. Alright, enough of this crazy Olympic nonsense. An honest-to-greatness preview and your game thread is up next.
![]() Olympiacos Piraeus @ San Antonio Spurs (Preseason) Where: AT&T Center - San Antonio, TX When: October 9, 2009, 7:30 PM Spurs time Watch: It's probably on local TV in Texas, but the rest of us are out of luck.
How They Stack Up
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Matchups
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![]() Tony Parker |
PG |
![]() Theodoros Papaloukas |
Tony Parker is playing tonight, despite a busy summer of international ball. Theo Papaloukas is one of the best point guards in Europe. He was a member of the Greek national team that beat the pre-Redeem Team US squad in the semifinals of the 2006 FIBA Worlds. He's a tall point guard who can run the pick-and-roll to devastating effect, so Tony might have his work cut out for him defensively. On offense, expect Parker and/or Hill to take advantage of the slow-footed Greek. |
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| Frenchie McWonderbutt |
Team USA Killer |
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![]() Manu Ginobili |
SG |
![]() Von Wafer |
The Manu comeback tour continues. Von Wafer benefited heavily from the presence of Yao Ming last season, then threw a hissy fit during the latter part, effectively ending his chances of re-upping with the Rockets. The guy can shoot, but Ginobili can do EVERYTHANG. |
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| The Sickness |
Crispy |
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![]() Richard Jefferson |
SF |
![]() Josh Childress |
Childress could've been a useful player for us last season and this year, too, but apparently he's fallen in love with Europe. If RJ and Josh play significant minutes, this is a good matchup to watch as Childress is no spring chicken on defense, which should put Jefferson's offensive prowess to the test. |
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| Princess Peanut |
Likes Greece, apparently |
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![]() Tim Duncan |
PF |
![]() Linas Kleiza |
Popovich will certainly not allow the Spurs to lose this game (it's a pride thing, you know), so I'm expecting Timmeh to play tonight. If Olympiakos matches him up with Kleiza, it ain't gonna be pretty for the Greek team. Maybe while Tim dominates Linas, in the process, he can ask Kleiza to sign with San Antonio for the minimum next year? Think about it. |
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Power Forward? Not so much |
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![]() Antonio McDyess |
C |
![]() Ioannis Bourousis |
Bouroussis is the best big in Europe. That said, I give the edge to Dice, since this game will be played with NBA rules. Then again, if Ian starts, he's going to have foul trouble against this guy - or against any player, for that matter. I watched Bouroussis in the semis of the last FIBA Europe tournament, and he's quite the active fella, confounding Spain with his hustle and size before the Spaniards finally figured out how to shut him down. Still, he's a force the Spurs should watch out for. |
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| Brian McKnight |
Keep your stupid center |
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![]() DeJuan Blair |
Bench |
![]() Nikola Vujčić |
I have no idea who Olympiacos' bench players are, but Croatian Nikola Vujčić seems like the best one. He's like the Manu of Olympiacos, one of the first guys off the bench, and he gets decent numbers. Plus, he wears number 7, in homage of the Croatian sensation and fellow countryman, Toni Kukoc. Also, did you know he was the first ever player to record a triple-double in the Euroleague? On our end, DeJuan Blair is hungry. I hope he likes Greek food. (gyros or baklava, anyone?) If Blair gets matched up with 300-pound Greek giant, Sofoklis Schortsanitis, run for your lives. Earthquake's gonna come. |
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| Blairzilla |
Manu 0.2 |
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![]() Gregg Popovich |
Coach |
![]() Panagiotis Giannakis |
"The Dragon" goes up against "The Drunken Master". I'll let you figure out on your own who's who. Seriously though, Giannakis is one of the brilliant minds in international basketball, and Pop will probably invite him to his "lawn" later to pick the Greek coach's brain. |
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| Wino |
Greek Bob Knight? |
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Intangibles: This game is being played using NBA rules, and on US soil. The replacement refs might partially negate that with their ineptness, or augment that with their brilliance, whichever shows up tonight. Either way, we don't need no refs' help to decide the outcome for us. Advantage: Spurs. Mojo: During the summer, Bouroussis took advantage of a hapless Spurs FO trying to get a good big man to complement Duncan, and leveraged himself to a higher payday with Olympiacos. I smell revenge blood. Or is that fine wine staining Pop's wrinkled suit? Advantage: Spurs. Winner: No Greek team, or even any other international team for that matter, is going to step on Gregg Popovich's lawn and get away with murder. Bellasa might kill me for this, but I'll throw my own Von Wafer hissy fit if we don't win by at least 20 points. |
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Keys To The Game
- Establish dominance early - The Spurs can't give the Greeks confidence enough for them to make life difficult for the team. The big 4 should run them out of the building in the first two quarters, and it'll open up a lot of time for the roster applicants to show their wares.
- Minutes for Mahinmi (M4M) - I prefer to believe that last game's foulfest was an abberation. Also, some of us here think some of the calls against Ian were incredulous. Hopefully, the replacement refs will allow Mahinmi to play aggressive without getting too ticky-tacky with their whistles. The FO needs to see how this kid will pan out, and they can only make a fair evaluation if he gets the requisite court time.
- Knock down the long ball - Even though the defensive 3-second rule in the NBA might stifle its defensive game plan a bit, I still expect Olympiacos to rely heavily on a zone-type of defense - 2-3, matchup or shifting zone, they'll use it to limit the inside productivity of our big men. The Spurs'
archersshooters should be able to make 'em pay and bust open the zone.
Some Other Reading
Olympiacos
Olympiacos.org: The Greek team's official website. This is the english version, of course.
Slam and Freaknick's Euroleague Adventures: Pretty funny name for a blog, but these guys do a good job of monitoring especially NBA players who jump ship to another continent. Oh, and they think that tonight's game is going to be George Mikan-esque old school, which is nice if you're a Spurs fan, but boring if you're a useless, idiotic prick.
The Hoop Doctors: Olympiacos almost got Allen Iverson. Good lord, the owners of this team are filthy rich.
Euroleague.net: Send your fanmail to Greece's "Baby Shaq", Sofoklis Schortsanitis. My question would go like this: Do you think you can beat The Real Shaq in an eating contest?
Spurs
48 Minutes of Hell: Do yourself a favor and head on over to Tim and Graydon's space. They always have some unbelievable stuff going on there.
Project Spurs: This is a pretty slick fan blog, and they usually have good content about the Spurs.
SpursTalk: They echo my opinion of tonight's destruction derby.
Twitter Spurs
Manu Ginobili @manuginobili - Thank y'all 4 showing the team & me so much love & support yesterday! It was great!. We r gonna have a fun season!
Dejuan Blair @DeJuan45 - I want to thank everyone for all the love you gave me tonight!
Some Other Viewing
Highlights from the previous preseason game against Houston, and a slew of postgame videos, for your viewing pleasure. Because PtR now gets awesome support from Spurs.com, I'll be using their videos instead of youtube. I would especially recommend Pop's interview, another classic. There are parts in between questions, when everything goes silent and he shoots the reporters a look of disbelief, like he's been charged with a heinous crime. Plus, he calls George his favorite player, "in the day and in the night." He also beams about Bonner's increased willingness to get rid of the rock quickly. Way to show your trust in the guy, Pop.
Other things of possible interest
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25 Hilariously Defaced Bills - So much for respecting past Presidents. Hey, at least their drawings are funny.
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Interpretations of Capitalism - Interspersed with other -isms, make for an amusing bunch of interpretations.
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Zoo Parking Attendant Makes Off With Millions - Yet another way to become set for life without becoming Bill Gates. Why didn't I think of that?
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11 Things That Will Kill Your Road Trip - Because sometimes, it's fun to kill the fun out of fun. What the heck am I babbling about, anyway?
Where to Tune In
TV
No news yet if there's going to be a worldwide broadcast or whatever. The NBA sure does know how to make its fans excited, or maybe outraged.
Online
Please don't post links to illegal game feeds in this thread. Links to illegal feeds are not permitted on SBNation, but you can probably find them out there on the internets if you're resourceful and desperate. In fact, nobody can stop you from googling "atdhe". Also, sending a love letter to dmenendez@gmail.com may provide an answer, courtesy of the FSM.
Spurs League Pass audio is still free, I believe, but didn't work the last game. We'll post the Yahoo audio link during the game.
Radio
If you're in the San Antonio area and aren't near a TV, tune in to WOAI (1200 AM).
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Nooooooooooooooooooo! I was gonna do a wallpaper…And…How can I compete with this? Anything will pale in comparison, god damn it. I guess the thing to do would be to fight through adversity and finish what I had started. So I give up.
Great job dood.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
What the hell, man… why are you awake? It’s an ungodly time over there.
by silverandblack_davis on Oct 9, 2009 3:32 AM CDT up reply actions
After you made me google for 2 minutes? Shame on you.
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holy fallopian tubes batman!
its gonna take longer to read the preview than it will to play the actual game.
all i have to say is… go wilcats!
wait, wrong team. whoops.
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Oct 9, 2009 3:29 AM CDT reply actions
That’s it. I’m heading to MOA for Cafe Mediterranean.
I won’t be here tomorrow, but I hope the Spurs kick some άκρη (Babel Fish).
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
I love that restaurant. Is MOA the nearest one to your place?
by silverandblack_davis on Oct 9, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I was gonna be around Pasay, so we just went to (over)eat there.
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
by theonlyromeo on Oct 10, 2009 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Brilliant.
"We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't know if I have an answer to that. If I did, we wouldn't suck quite so bad." - Popovich
by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Oct 9, 2009 8:49 AM CDT reply actions
Awesome job. I didn’t mention it on the last preview, but I really like the twitter additions since I don’t read twitters, and I rarely see those in fanshots.
I don’t think Blair, Bonner, or Haislip is the ideal front court partner for Ian. I think we need to see him play with Dice or Duncan to really see him shine in all his potential glory. I’m leaning to no on Ratliff as them two playing together. They did share the court in the open scrimmage though.
Anyone going to the game??
I’ll be there with some buddies and I’d love to meet anyone who might be there.
Great preview!!!
"If an arm was close, he would have broken a couple," Manu Ginobili on Dejuan's 19 rebounds.
Rec'd and here's why
miracle whipped or 2nd round picked
Oh, man. That’s sweet.
Unbridled rebounding aggression
I think you’ve just found a new metric that we can use to rate Blair’s effectiveness on a game by game basis.
URA (Unbridled rebounding aggression is measured on a 10 point scale)
Here’s an example on its use :
jrw: I missed yesterday’s game, how’d HeavyD play?
Davis: Quite well. 14 minutes, 8 points and 10 rebounds, four offensive. I’d rate his URA at an 8.
jrw: Only an 8 eh? That’s .7 rebounds per minute for a rookie, you know?
Davis: Well, he’d have had a higher URA, but he got a couple of minutes during garbage time, didn’t seem interested, and allowed a couple of boards to get away from him. We were up 20 points by then, so I kind of understand. But still.
Perhaps Fred and BlaseE can start monitoring this, although I will admit that it’s a bit subjective and potentially useless (think Hollinger’s PER)* unless we tie it to some specific stats. I suppose that we could use this as a measurement for any player, and then it could be a percentage stat — with 100% URA only possible if the player in question exhibited as much passion for grabbing boards as Blair would have in the same situation.
* Sorry, John. It was a cheap shot but I couldn’t help myself.
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5 in 10
by J.R. Wilco on Oct 9, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Heh. I like this one. I’d rate his URA for the Rockets at 8, myself, but only because Pop didn’t let him spread his wings.
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I like it. We could go straight nerd for a game and try to derive Blair’s URA.
We could come up with a formula that would give one numerical value, 1-10, that encompasses the following categories:
- total rebounds per minute, offensive rebounds (to count slightly more than defensive),
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- slight bonus when Blair nearly rips someone’s arm off while snatching a board, bonus for knocking an opposing player to the floor,
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- slight bonus for rebounding his own shot and finishing, bonus when he draws the foul but is the one delivering the punishment,
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- 3 point play bonus, bonus for irritating an opposing player to the point he reacts, as he did to Scola on Tuesday.
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etc…
"GINOBILI!" -- Sir Charles
I knew the real basketball brains of this site would be able to take URA to the next level. Thanks for stepping up, Fred. I love your suggestions as necessary components of the formula so the bar can be set pretty high, allowing him to grow into it.
Problem is, someone would have to be tasked with watching film to correctly count and give credit to Blair for each category. Let’s see — who could we get to do this? Someone with a massive man-crush for DeJuan is a necessity …
From under the radar to hanging in the rafters - Big50
5 in 10
If you write text between dashes, it’s automatically striked.
- this – without the spaces looks like this
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You can’t ding somebody’s URA because of a DNP-VM (Did Not Play – Very Much). Unbridled rebounding aggression is about effort and effectiveness while you’re on the floor, otherwise it’s worthless!
From under the radar to hanging in the rafters - Big50
5 in 10
We’ll probably have to pick a game after the fact to re-watch in order to ensure that Blair gets enough minutes. Then we should watch a Lakers game and derive the URA for Pau Gasol, just for a benchmark.
"GINOBILI!" -- Sir Charles
He said, "benchmark" ::snicker::
I think I’m really going to enjoy having you here at PtR, Fred.
From under the radar to hanging in the rafters - Big50
5 in 10
The Manu chops put a smile on my face for the entire day. What a preview.
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Wish I could be here tonight, but I’m gonna go watch the Big 3! Yeah!
Y’all have fun tonight… here’s a little something to get the blood pumping.
Once again, crank this sucker up!
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
No, I don’t… he has to prove himself first.
Oh, did you mean Pop? Then I totally take it back.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
Maybe when RJ does something in black, silver and white.
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No. That’s a “I still respect my avatar and the original Big 4”.
Plus, he has to prove himself during the season. Then we’ll see…
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
Why give it to him then?!?? Make him earn it for real. How about
“He has to prove himself during the post-season. THEN we’ll see.”
Isn’t that what our Bella would usually say?
From under the radar to hanging in the rafters - Big50
5 in 10
Hello, cuz I’m trying to be a kinder, gentler Bella.
For your information, my season ends in June.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
I’m almost afraid to ask about your season. But since you’re the kinder, gentler Bella … what can you tell us that won’t necessitate in you having to terminate us immediately afterwards?
From under the radar to hanging in the rafters - Big50
5 in 10
Just don’t look under the bed and you’ll be fine.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
Is DeJuan Blair under there?
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ACLs are like crutches. They’re only for the weaklings who can’t get along without them. -jollyrogerwilco
by Tim C. on Oct 13, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Manu synchronized swimming pic is going to be my PC wallpaper for a few weeks. At least until it stops making me laugh. Recced to Manu’s Speedos.
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." - Mark Twain
Very nice pregame preview
Thanks for this post!
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Radio
One note about WOAI, you can pick that station up in other states at night. It’s clear channel, meaning it owns the 1200 AM dial spot across the nation (I think), so you can get it a long way off. FYI
Great post!
http://www.nba.com/games/20091009/OLPSAS/gameinfo.html
It should show up here at game time.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Btw, since she’s probably already left for the game, I bet they sit Manu just to spite Bellasa tonight.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions
Great Post!
Very funny stuff as usual from an original PTRers/ists. Good stuff Davis.
I might go to the game if my friends can get here on time.
I just don’t know why everyone thinks that Greg – imma sit my starters in a mid season game- Popovich will care about a preseason game. Remember, he has more than 15 players and wants to know who to keep and who to boot. I can see Mcdyss playing but not a whole lot.
love the post recc’d it.
I bet DeJuan has fewer rebounds.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember ians first summer league game. He played horribly. He played well in the next game though.I noticed Dejuan wasnt playing in that second game. Maybe they dont play well together….
2 minutes til tipoff, beaches, and I am in position.
WWTD?
by Lauri on Oct 9, 2009 7:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Hah. What’s wrong dude? Cat named surfergirlsa got your tongue? Don’t hesitate.
by silverandblack_davis on Oct 9, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
That sucks. Um, well, the teams just exchanged gifts. Now the intros.
WWTD?
by Lauri on Oct 9, 2009 7:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
How many rebounds does Blair have yet?
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
2 on the intro package.
They are going all showtime w/ their on-court intro. Shoulder bumps, jumping up—Jefferson has great energy that way.
WWTD?
by Lauri on Oct 9, 2009 7:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey LD, remember the photo of the anthem line-up? It’s different. Now it’s rj between Tony & Manu.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
Huh… I don’t know how I feel about that.
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Here we go. I’ll check in @ halftime if the blackberry don’t die. Bonner w/ first points.
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by Lauri on Oct 9, 2009 7:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
At least I’ll have a lot of time to put a half-assed halftime fish.
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Why Blairs’ rebounds could someday save the world from Apocalypse.
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Always look on the bright side of life, guys.
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Random shit, Spurs are winning, lalala.
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Woo hoo!! Tim is 4-4 from the line.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions
Manu in, PTR explodes in excitement.
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Manu is last in +/- on the team. Pop should bench him.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
Box Score For The Ballers Out There
http://www.nba.com/games/20091009/OLPSAS/boxscore.html
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
Tony is in regular season form. He’s hogging the ball.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions
He’s 4 for 4 right? And all that gets him is only measly vote in our poll.
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Yeah, 4-4 with only 2 assists and a whopping 0 turnovers.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
RJ scores. Big 4th I forgive you!
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GINOBILI DID SOMETHING AMAZING AND I MISSED IT
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Manu scores.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
Kleiza needs to quit fouling.
Bourousis is in.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
5 rebounds for Timmy in 5 minutes. Blair must be coaching him.
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But no offensive rebounds.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Give him time. Blair Fu isn’t an easy art.
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Ohhh, George Louganis is in.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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29-9? Put Blair in and put the game away.
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FinDog with the first offensive rebound.
Here’s an idea. You know how they have a contest each game on the radio where a viewer picks which Spur will make the first 3-pointer? Maybe we could have a contest for which Spur will have the first offensive rebound. What do you think?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
Okay. I’ll have Blair for the rest of the season. BLAAAAIIRRRRRR
…Oh, wait, not a starter?
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Haislip and Ratliff are the bigs off the bench tonight.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions
Where’s BLAAAAAAIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
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Damn it, Manu.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions
Gino TO: Bad Pass (1 TO) Steal: Bourousis (1 ST)
NOOOoooooOOOOooo
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http://www.nba.com/csl/index.html?gamecode=20091009/OLPSAS
Live game. Text-live.
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Manu got a dunk on the break.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
No, I’m following the same way you are.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Can’t you get some kind of a deal on League Pass since you’re a reporter and all?
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Probably not.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
How do you know it was on the break, then?
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Because it was 4 seconds after George grabbed the rebound.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I’m a professional box score reader.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
It was more of a layup. A lunk, if you will.
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by Lauri on Oct 9, 2009 8:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Watch yourself. You’ll have the argentinasauri after you.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Beroasis just hit a 3.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions
WTF? Gino TOed with a “lane violation”?
These refs…
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Scary moment when Cubits went down hard, but he seems to be ok. Greece frustrated by the tight foul calling. Oh, awesome shot by Hill.
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by Lauri on Oct 9, 2009 8:16 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Careful. Tough on the socialists.
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by Lauri on Oct 9, 2009 8:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Funniest moment so far— Bonner surprised himself by picking off a pass Parker-style and almost didn’t know what to do with it. Then he and TD shared a laugh. Timmehh was all, "You stud.L
Dice looking good.
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by Lauri on Oct 9, 2009 8:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I thought Dice wasn’t playing…
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Who said anything about him playing? I’m thinking Lauri is on the prowl. She’s a sexist you know.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Huh. I’m so manly I can’t parse that.
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The Raptors put up 37 in the first quarter tonight against an NBA team. Oh wait, it was the T-Wolves. Back on our heads.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
George looks to be having another solid game.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions
I predict Tim, Tony, and RJ are done for the night.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions
Parker w/ gorgeous pass to Findog.
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by Lauri on Oct 9, 2009 8:26 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Holy cow. Dice is in.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions
Where’s BLAAAAAAAAAAIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
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I’m afraid they are going to rest him.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I see the Wizards are in mid-season form. The Mavs have 108 with 6 minutes left.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions
Timmy still in. Missing his timing on the jumper a bit, but he just mde up for it.
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by Lauri on Oct 9, 2009 8:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
You are either WAY ahead of us or your comments are coming in a quarter late.
I still haven’t seen a gorgeous pass from Parker to Finley.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
She must be way ahead of us. Remember that “Dice’s looking good” comment?
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I think they are coming in randomly.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
She’s on her phone on a phone internet connection. I bet stuff is just getting delayed a lot.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
How much left in the second quarter over there?
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I think her posts are coming in a quarter late. This was probably the Manu dunk.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought she said that’d been more of a “lunk”.
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True.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I’m ahead. And that was Manu running circles around 5 players and getting the ball in from under the basket. Childress just scored (again).
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by Lauri on Oct 9, 2009 8:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Shooting 66%, hopefully we’ll be able to maintain that throughout the season.
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Yeah, I agree. I think we have a chance to be at 60% for shure.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Tony still in. RJ just made a semi-circus shot. And we have let up considerably on D. We’re working on offense for the first half.
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by Lauri on Oct 9, 2009 8:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Hill is playing well.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
I was just typing this same thing when this showed up.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
There’s that assist, Wayne. She’s ahead.
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FINNNDOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions
Manu bounce pass to Timmy leads to points. 16 seconds in half.
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by Lauri on Oct 9, 2009 8:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Manu’s back in!
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions
I have a feeling he’s going to run circles around 5 players and get the ball in from under the basket.
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First, Tim has to make up for his missed jumper.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
We are at 6:08.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions
I can’t believe Pop is Blair-Blocking us.
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Just photoshop his head onto that…
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That’s the Greek wanting to battle our beast.
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by LatinD on Oct 9, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
::LOLs:: the picture made me laugh electronically
::GOLs:: the description of it made me crack up
+1
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by the little o on Oct 10, 2009 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
MANUUUUU!!!!!
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
Little kids dancing the monster mash for halftime. Cute. Wayne, check your email for a crappy intro picture. And with that, my battery is dead.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice seats.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
We have our starting 5 on the court together right now.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions
Hey!!! I demand a game update for the work I put in. Or else I will demand monetary compensation.
No internet at home so I’m siphoning off my connection in a nearby mall.
by silverandblack_davis on Oct 9, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
Halftime. Spurs up 66-46.
Here’s a box score.
http://www.nba.com/games/20091009/OLPSAS/boxscore.html
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks boss-men. I’ll disappear in a few minutes. Stupid saturday morning errands. Go Spurs :)
by silverandblack_davis on Oct 9, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Giant Pacific Octopus, Enteroctopus dofleini.
It’s the biggest octopus, lives about 5 years, it’s smart, don’t keep it.
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it’s smart, don’t keep it.
Why? It’ll seek to free itself from you and choke you in your sleep?
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Yeah, I thought this was a free market and what not?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeowch. Hey girl, have you met LatinD? Pretty awesome guy I know who’s looking for true love.
by silverandblack_davis on Oct 9, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Y’all he is NEVER GOING TO TALK TO ME AGAIN if y’all keep saying things like that.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
But you’re both into manga…
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Manga… tentacles? Oh god, please, no…
by silverandblack_davis on Oct 9, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes but all kinds of totally fucked up people are into manga! That is no assurance that I’m even REMOTELY okay as a human!
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
We totally need to hit a club when I’m in the States, slick.
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Of course I’m a frickin’ angel and total gem. Anyone who doesn’t believe is an asshole.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
I’m so scared right now. Or turned on. Can’t decide.
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Certainly a fine line you are walking there.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
They’re pretty huge animals, you would need a public-sized aquarium to keep it. And yes, octopuses (that’s the correct plural) are infamous for escaping aquariums.
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Got a link for us on that? I’m curious.
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This one opened a valve and flooded the place.
This video shows you why they’re able to escape from aquariums.
Most other stories are from people who keep them on homes aquariums, any tiny bit of space and they will escape, since they can flatten almost their entire bodies. They’re also highly intelligent, and you have to consider, they live 2-5 years at the most. Imagine if an animal with that brain had the lifetime of a human, the things it could learn.
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From the link about the one who escaped, I love the quotes
Some people compare them with dogs, because you can train them to open a jar, for instance, particularly if it’s got a crab in itand
it was discovered that the animals could perform complex tasks with their arms, such as manipulating a Rubik’s cube.
From the 2nd story:
… everybody who has ever kept octopuses has a string of stories about how octopuses can go where they want in aquariumsand
an octopus given a slightly spoiled shrimp stuffed it down the drain while maintaining eye contact with its keeper, Linden said.Good taste, and the ability to get testy, eh? Very nice.
Finally, that video is riveting. Thanks for the links, Hipuks.
BTW, how’s your camera?
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Broken, the pictures I took of the dog were by using the camera horizontally. I can take one or two shots before the mirror falls off. I’m sure it’s not good at all for the camera for me to be doing that. I’m gonna call a shop and take the camera there for an estimate, the issue is that while you can glue the mirror yourself, you need a machine to achieve correct focus while gluing the mirror.
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I feel sad listening to your tale of woe. Makes me want to live with a squirrel just to say that I’ve lived.
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So the fact that I had no emails means there’s nothing errr, available, eh?
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I’m waiting on you in the 2nd half, SCS. Sorry I stole your thunder last game.
by silverandblack_davis on Oct 9, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
No worries, you are forgiven. If it weren’t for the BEST PREVIEW/GAME THREAD IN THE HISTORY OF PREVIEW/GAME THREADS YOU’D BE DEAD TO ME. YOU HEAR ME? DEAD. D-E-D!
Well done Davis, well done.
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We are who we are.
Man, you guys act like I didn’t do any last year. I’m so bummed.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Yours were ok, average at best. THIS WAS EPIC! This will go down in the anals typo and it’s staying of the internet.
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Third quarter collapse. Seems like the Spurs are in midseason form.
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To quote Meat Loaf:
You took the words right out of my mouth. Ohhh, it must have been while I was kissing you.
Oh, wait, um….
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn, I think it is “it must have been while you were kissing me.”
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Battery = zombie.
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Such is the magic of Blair Force One.
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by Lauri on Oct 9, 2009 9:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
McDyess with three turnovers? What the fow?
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Two of them are on offensive fouls.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
So he’s just being “aggressive”.
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I’d bet they are illegal screens. You get a lot of those calls with the not so good refs.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
72-60 Spurs
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http://www.nba.com/games/20091009/OLPSAS/gameinfo.html
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As far as any of us know.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
So Bogans really started?
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I think so, yes.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Blair Force has played 4 1/2 minutes and only has 1 rebound. What gives? Is he hurt?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
Pop told him to fake them out. In the 4th, he’ll get 20 boards.
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Will you take 5 points in 6 minutes? Apparently Malik just had a nice layup too.
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No. I want rebounds.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Papanikolaou is Greek-Hawaiian.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
83-66 going into the 4th. We got this one!
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You’re already dead to me.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Aw Coach, put me back in, I can play. Youre previews were otherwordly, awesomeness defined, the reason why the internet was invented. Don’t tell Davis though.
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We are who we are.
Too late, dude. You are now off the In N Out burger list for next year’s summer league.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL. Like he’d want to go to that In-N-Out with the crazy dude off in the corner, and the other crazy dude at the counter.
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It’s Vegas. Crazy is 24-7.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
In 13 minutes, Bonner had one rebound.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
Wow, even Haislip rebounds better than that.
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Finley has 3 in 11:43.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Blair can grab more rebounds sitting on the bench. It’s hard to rebound when you are parked outside the 3-point line, probably.
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Whoa. Are you a Bonner apologist?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Burn the heretic!
::thinks Bonner can be useful in spot duty::
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Maybe SCS could become Bonnersaurus666.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
That’s half Blair’s rebounding rate.
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Damn, both my box scores have crapped out.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
yeah, the NBA one quit working for me too, but the updates still seem to be going.
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Bad news for Ian. He hasn’t played.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
Does anybody else finding it disturbing that the NBA audio pass is so jacked up that it is showing games for October 1st? I mean, they have a lot of money right?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions
Ian laying bricks.
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It says dunk shot… What the hell is a dunk shot?
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It’s what David Robinson is doing in that video game image.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
This one

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damnit Wayne. Beat me to it
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ACLs are like crutches. They’re only for the weaklings who can’t get along without them. -jollyrogerwilco
Killer live version of Magic Bus on Radio Paradise right now.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
I suddenly feel like shit. Blair withdrawal?
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Maybe you realized you’re commenting on a Spurs blog about a game you can’t even see.
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It’s not my fault. It’s not my fault. It’s not my fault.
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Mason just made 4 3pt shots according to the boxscore. What’s wrong with my boxscore?
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If you scroll down quickly it’s almost as good as watching it live.
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Nothing eye-sears like those Wizards things: http://bit.ly/PeQBS
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
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She’s not good for you LatinD!
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6 points? Ian’s the second coming of the Admiral.
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Jerrells just missed a “layup shot”. I wonder how that offshoring is working for the NBA?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions
BALL GAME. Those greeks were no match for us.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions
Catch you guys later. I’m off to game a bit.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 9, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions
Hey, that’ll be me in 20, 30 years.
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Get a real game. Like GTA IV. Then we can shoot each other and bond.
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0 PF’s
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by Tim C. on Oct 9, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
So. Who does the quick recap for a game no one watched? Or do we wait for Lauri?
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I was there but I missed half of the 1st half, and I was in the nose bleed section. So, I don’t think that counts as attending.
half of the 1st quarter, I can’t even write a comment the right way lol
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