Game thread #1, part 2: Because that's how we roll
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Here I am.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions
Flamboyant Cuttlefish, Pfeffer’s Flamboyant Cuttlefish. Metasepia pfefferi
No, this magnificent specimen of nature is not from San Francisco. It’s actually called the Flamboyant Cuttlefish due its amazing colors.
I was watching a documentary on squids and cuttlefishes once, when this animal appeared on the screen. It had absolutely crazy colors. It did not travel by jet propulsion like other cuttlefishes, it…walked. It walked on the sea floor. This cuttlefish is tiny, only about 3 inches long. But the camera had an extreme closeup, and when I saw this lumbering beast walk about, I could not help but think of one song, that perfectly encompasses this creature. The song: Mars, Bringer of War.
It was love at first sight. This animal was not only beautiful, it was extremely intelligent, quickly getting bored with fake prey put there by the divers. But one thing I did not get, why did it walk? It was a very slow method of getting around, it left it vulnerable to predators, and when threatened, instead of using camouflage, the Flamboyant Cuttlefish puts a dizzying display of colors and patterns, almost as if saying, go ahead, make my day.
There was only one explanation, the mofo had to be toxic. Scientists did research and they found that yes, it was indeed toxic, the only cuttlefish to be toxic. But this being the Flamboyant Cuttlefish, the story doesn’t stop there. For what could be cooler than an intelligent, walking cuttlefish that is also toxic? I’ll tell you what…It has an unknown toxin in its skin, did you get that? UNKNOWN! They’re as toxic as the legendary Blue Ringed Octopus, except if one if these killed you, no one would be able to identify the toxin. Awesome.
The Flamboyant Cuttlefish feeds mainly on shrimp and other crustaceans. I know that doesn’t sound as cool. But imagine being a shrimp, picture being a small little shrimp walking around looking for detritus when out of nowhere a walking beast of amazing colors steps in your field of view. You see it’s eyes and you know that he knows, he knows he’s going to murder you, and he knows there’s nothing you can do about it. You see its eyes and you see……Intelligence. Cold, calculating intelligence. You make your peace with the world and pray that this will be a quick death as the Flamboyant Cuttlefish strikes in a fraction of a second, your world darkening around you.
But mere words cannot do justice to this animal, you have to see in action to appreciate how awesome it is:
The cuttlefish feeding.
Showing off its amazing camouflage skillz
More footage of the patterns on its skin.
I have lost what little faith I had in humanity.




Forget the stupid Bald Eagle, this should be the seal of the United States.

If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
by Hipuks on Oct 28, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Epic. Amazine, otstanding, brillian, and just epic. You’ve set a new bar, FishBoy.
My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri
And you couldn’t have picked a better musical choice than Mars. One of my favorite orchestral pieces.
My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri
My girlfriend is studying music history for scoring films, and she’s trying to educate me.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Awesome. I am totally a soundtrack nerd—I have all kinds of obscure soundtracks that I hear being used in trailers for other movies, commercials, etc., just because the music is so freakin’ beautiful/stirring/heartbreaking/insert emotion here.
WWTD?
Have you watched There Will Be Blood? Incredible soundtrack.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
corny, female, boring, lame, snooze-inducing, etc.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Just as awesome as this team. Thanks, man.
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Well done young man. Well done. I’m pleased to know that you are not merely an illegal immigrant and not merely a potty mouth. You are an illegal potty-mouthed immigrant with mad fish skills.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
ok, thats pretty cool…
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Recc’ed to the Spurs’ 20-point halftime lead.
by silverandblack_davis on Oct 28, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
holy crap, was just reading about this on wikipedia, and its saying i should be able to find these in waters right here. cool.
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I forgot to add that. Also, the skin itself it toxic, so you’re fine touching it as long as you don’t eat it. They’re pretty hard to find though.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
One For the Books
Just like you said , Thanx :)
by SaSleepless on Oct 28, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
even with all the off-season excitement…i’m still surprised at how good things are looking…
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions
::wanders into game thread part 2, clutching head with eyes squinted, trying not to vomit on the keyboard from the migraine::
::dodges fish::
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
It’s actually a cephalopod, a mollusk.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
What. The fuck. Ever.
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by Queness on Oct 28, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
and recced
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow. That was an awesome first half. Just awesome.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions
Fantastic.
"We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't know if I have an answer to that. If I did, we wouldn't suck quite so bad." - Popovich
by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Oct 28, 2009 8:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
At the half, Spurs 57, NO 39
Everyone that has played for the Spurs has scored
Five of the Hornets have scored, Paul with15, almost half of their points, when he sits, the basket has a lid on it. West has 7, and that is with Bonner on him.
We had better not come out slow in the 3rd!
Almost feel sorry for the Hornets…Almost!
Holy crap. The Hornets’ bench was outscored 30 to ZIP in the first half?
I almost feel pity. . . .
WWTD?
I never feel pity for that little Punk.
by silverandblack_davis on Oct 28, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
hey LD – league pass is finally widescreen!
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, it only took them a whole half.
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whats the bet it switches back just as the third quarter starts.
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Im liking this!
The only thing in the way of a title is Andrew Bynums knees
Okay, just so I understand it... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
So why are they showing CP3 highlights when the Hornets are down big?
by silverandblack_davis on Oct 28, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions
8 points
7 rebounds
4 fouls
4-8 shooting
by LakehillsFan on Oct 28, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
My niece just did a Beavis chuckle and said, “New Orleans sucks”.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions
RAGE to the bench. Put him on the bench.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions
Oh. Missed it. My football team is playing right now, and it’s a big game. Switching back and forth during timeouts and such.
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after the play is whistled dead…
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ACLs are like crutches. They’re only for the weaklings who can’t get along without them. -jollyrogerwilco
I got a question. Did you know San Antonio is the 2nd largest city in Texas?
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Then why the hell does everyone refer to is as a small market team?
My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri
NO suburbs.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I know Texas is one of the fattest states.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Should be third largest behind Dallas and Houston.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, TP is a better free throw shooter than Manu.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, his second FT filled me with confidence.
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pretty pass by mini-ears
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions
What a feed from RJ to Timmy. That’s chemistry right there.
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Tony looking for his offense now. I love it.
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Geez, our offense looks pretty good.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions
“Duncan isn’t elevating at all.” Really? You’re really up to date with Spurs basketball, asshole.
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blocked by the backboard….how embarrassment.
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions
We need to step up our defense a bit.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions
Did I miss the interview with Pop at halftime? I muted the TV and wasn’t paying attention.
My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri
i think they do the coach interviews only at quarter and three quarter time?
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it should be coming up. They did Byron after the first. too bad it’s a woman. He’s always nicer to them.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
and JVG sees pop as a tomato and carrot gardener.
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
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by Hamer_SpursFan on Oct 28, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, its gone rather quiet…
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I’m doing too many things at once. But I’m excited. And I want Blair.
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and they get a technical…ha ha.
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions
Did Manu miss that?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions
i remember him as a 90% FT shooter. WTF
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
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by Hamer_SpursFan on Oct 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
They showed him pre-game talking to Chip Engelland.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
The niece just said that Matt Bonner is really good at stopping people.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions
…You’re crazy. But it was funny. :)
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I did some serious soul searching before posting that. I didn’t find anything.
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by Hipuks on Oct 28, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hah. This has to go to the quotes page.
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jesus hipuks lol, little harsh right there
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
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by Hamer_SpursFan on Oct 28, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
well, she did ask what a free throw was.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Remember...
there’s no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people.
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cinamon bon bon!
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions
yes, i spelt cinnamon wrong.
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
You keep contributing actual facts and interesting, useful information to this thread. Has no one explained how PtR works to you?
It’s like you’re a dunk specialist on the Spurs.
WWTD?
sorry,
thought I would help those that can’t see or hear the spurs :)
by LakehillsFan on Oct 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
RJ almost pulled a dreamshake. :)
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blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair!~
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions
Ball movement, baby. Blair with the layup.
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by Tim C. on Oct 28, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
+juan
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Oct 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
GOL!!!
When the tooth fairy's own tooth falls out, it is taken during the night by Princess Peanut.
by the little o on Oct 28, 2009 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
You just know that there are now GMs asking their scouts to find them someone with no ACLs.
My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri
Hillston Armstrong is a bastard.
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Yeah, and CP started acting like a punk again. Imagine that.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions
Was he the one who just got a technical?
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
him and mini-ears, double technicals
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, he and RAGE.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Where the heck did “Rage” come from?
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Sound out RJ and you get (rrrrrrge). So all you need is a vowel between the “rrr” and the “ge”.
E (Reeg sounds like it’s short for Regis. No thanks)
I (Rige sound like ride with a g for the d. Goes nowhere)
O (Rog, already have one of those with RoMaJu with me.
U (Ruge, sounds like make-up, or a city in Louisiana)
So, it’s Rage and it also sounds tough and cool. Hopefully he’s both of them.
Finally, this is all conjecture since I believe that it was the bossman who came up with it. (Nice choice, ATS)
Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10
don’t go to bloody ads now! fuck.
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions
Okay, my head’s still in bad shape, to the point that I’m dangerously close to mixing medications, so…Tony just landed bad on his side, yeah? No bone snaps?
And Paul is an asshole or something?
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His feet got tangled going down during a layup making him fall on his side. Hard
Going for the first even year championship!
his right foot for the sake of precision
and I want to see Haislip play
Please be okay, Tony, and no one will crack on you for . . . oh, I don’t know, at least 15 minutes.
WWTD?
all i know is it symbolizes prosperity and hope
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Oct 28, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Tony looks good.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
Tony ok. CP still apunk.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions
hey, cp3? SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions
Shut the hell up, JVG.
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ACLs are like crutches. They’re only for the weaklings who can’t get along without them. -jollyrogerwilco
“Chris Paul should have had 3 free throw” for being a punk while Tony was on the floor.
9.20.21.24.34
ACLs are like crutches. They’re only for the weaklings who can’t get along without them. -jollyrogerwilco
Oh, yeah, I heard that. “Smart play” my ass.
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’S why I listen to nice unbiased broadcasters like Sean Elliot.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
he’s probably the most biased commentator out there. thinks the Spurs never foul, opposition always fouls and he insults the other team while making excuses for the Spurs.
by homer simpson on Nov 26, 2009 12:16 PM CST up reply actions
Wow. CP just got a strange call.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
phantom foul, looked like a clean block
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the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Oct 28, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
JVG is annoying as hell. Why do people like him?
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i don’t mind him cos he’s often fairly amusing…
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Must’ve been one of the first times I listen to him.
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out of all the mainstream colour commentators, i certainly think he’s one of the better ones. certainly better than mark fucking jackson.
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
BLAIR from Ginobili
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions
If you think that wasn’t an intentional miss, you are crazy.
It was just a genuis pass.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair!
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions
Blair has a 10 and 8 going.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions
And the play started with Blair being double-teamed. Noticed?
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I am kind of heavily drugged, so my memory is already a little hazy and it starts with a swatting motion.
But a double team does make it sweeter. Yay drugs! I mean Spurs! God, migraines suck something fierce.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
If you lived here in Cali, you could get some…Herbs…For your migraine.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Brownies? Or you mean the Smog here?
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Well I honestly didn’t think about a brownie delivery system. But the smog might get me down, yeah. It is a sad story, I know.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
I can relate, I had asthma when I was a kid but was treated and I’m now more or less normal. Well, not normal, but you know what I mean.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
It seems to be an adult development for me; mild so far but aggravated by allergies that also seem to be adult-life.
On the other hand, I get to be all grumpy about air quality and perfumes and accuse people of trying to poison me with aersols and cleaners. That’s awesome.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
You gotta get one of those metal tower things that clean the air without any moving parts. Those used to be popular in late night commercials.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Got one in here, but I don’t think they really work actually. I’m also allergic to the type of grass that grows all over Texas, so that’s nice. I just found out about the allergies. That’s one thing about San Antonio. It apparently hates my ass.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
You should move to northern California. It’s not as populated and the air is cleaner, but medicinal weed is still legal and you have a multiple bodybuilder world champion and movie star as your governor.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
I think the broke ass state of California might not have any job openings for awhile. Plus I’m pretty sure it’s going to slide into the Pacific someday, and it will probably be on fire when it does.
But if I do move to Cali, it would be to Northern Cali. It is beautiful there.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
Plus, Hipuks is in the southern part.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubits!
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions
Hey who is this Blur fella? I why didn’t I hear anything about him this summer? :)
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Blair with the great pass to Hill to end the quarter.
CUBITS
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions
George Hill! ATS can wear his replica jersey without feeling shame.
"Worst sight of the night: SA blogger brings cookies to Ginobili in Spurs locker room. Yes, really." --Howard Beck, NYT
Well, for it being George Hill, anyway. He should feel ashamed that it has a v neck and gold accents.
"Worst sight of the night: SA blogger brings cookies to Ginobili in Spurs locker room. Yes, really." --Howard Beck, NYT
true
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
What team are we watching? there is like 3 people who like to dunk on this team
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
wattup Hamer. long time for you too around these parts. JamesR even dropped in tonight.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
just been really busy at school, but i’ve been reading everything. but so glad i can hang out with yall again in the threads!!!!!
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Oct 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Some nice rest coming up for our veterans. I hope Blair keeps playing.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Can I get a quick update please? Office internet has once again for the millionth time, has forsaken me.
by silverandblack_davis on Oct 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
Thank you, ma’am and sir. Man, this country blows.
by silverandblack_davis on Oct 28, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
oh no! what a tragedy!
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I went to Buenos Aires cafe today for lunch and had an alfajor. Does tonight’s performance mean I have to do this every game day?
WWTD?
No, you should just want to every game.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Pop was civil.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
your call (wasn’t it?) about the female sideline reporter was spot on
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Started when Blair got doubled and pass the ball out
by LakehillsFan on Oct 28, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey folks,
Hope you are all well??
Really excited for the season and subscribed to get 50 games on DVD for AUD 500.
Hey, welcome.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
good morning fellow perth-ite!
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by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Waddup SRF?
How is Perth? I’ve been in Singapore for 2.5 weeks and returning there on Sat.
Seems hot and cold.
yeah the weather has been all over the shop. 37 like a week ago, and raining yesterday.
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
JVG is right—Hill’s shot does look totally different, much smoother. Last year it had a weird hitch at the top. Lots of work with ATS’s best friend Chip, methinks.
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not active, along with mahinmi and haislip
"Worst sight of the night: SA blogger brings cookies to Ginobili in Spurs locker room. Yes, really." --Howard Beck, NYT
Yahoo boxscore does shows him and Ratliff. I guess Ratliff is the active 12th
Going for the first even year championship!
our defense has taken a step back, we are still scoring
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
we gave up 29 in the third
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
fg% is real high which I don’t like.
gotta tune that up
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Oct 28, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Mason and Hill make a pretty good back court.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions
What’s Mace’s Field Goal % today?
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I don’t know, but if he keeps shooting from 10 feet behind the arc it’s going to go down.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on, we gotta put up 20 straight points, 20 straight points baby, that’s all.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Ah, I pictured this as your kind of Blair!! :)
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Gosh. Cleveland. Is it possible to be out of the running after game 2 of the regular season?
The boogie man checks his closet for DeJuan Blair before he goes to sleep !
another failed shaq project
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Oct 28, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
bullshit call on sam
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
101 points with over 7 minutes left? WTF
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ACLs are like crutches. They’re only for the weaklings who can’t get along without them. -jollyrogerwilco
From what little I saw, he was impressive. Didn’t shoot very well, though.
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ACLs are like crutches. They’re only for the weaklings who can’t get along without them. -jollyrogerwilco
I know we are up by 20 but show some defense. Too many easy shots. 16 up now.
Going for the first even year championship!
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Oct 28, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Mace needs to cut it out with the just-inside-the-3-point-line shooting.
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ACLs are like crutches. They’re only for the weaklings who can’t get along without them. -jollyrogerwilco
did you see his 32 foot 3-point shot? I’ll take the long 2 if that is teh option
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy smokes, Bogans is proportioned a lot like Jacque Vaughn. I saw him out there and my heart skipped a beat—noooooooooooooooo! I thought to myself. Ahh, sweet relief—it’s like having a dream that you failed a class, then waking up to realize it was all just a dream.
"Worst sight of the night: SA blogger brings cookies to Ginobili in Spurs locker room. Yes, really." --Howard Beck, NYT
Hey Cap, wouldn’t you love to go out in the snow for Denver-Utah?
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ACLs are like crutches. They’re only for the weaklings who can’t get along without them. -jollyrogerwilco
Manu tops in the game with +14. Eat it, Golden State reporter.
by silverandblack_davis on Oct 28, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
wtf why is Manu in?
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ACLs are like crutches. They’re only for the weaklings who can’t get along without them. -jollyrogerwilco
cos he’s a scrub
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
“Blair knows his limitations.” That is impossible, as he has none. It is like proving a negative.
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oh manu, thank fsm you’re back
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions
MANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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oh manu, fsm you’re back….again!
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions
Circus shots, behind the back dribbles, stupid passes into traffic… ah Manu, how we have missed you.
"Worst sight of the night: SA blogger brings cookies to Ginobili in Spurs locker room. Yes, really." --Howard Beck, NYT
Ratliff in.
So, is it officially garbage time now? Do we start posting off-topic links and pictures now, or wait until after the game?
WWTD?
Have we been on topic up to this point?
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Poor Blue Heeler, he’s thinking that’s all right, laugh, next time we’re working cattle, your ass is getting run over. You never share the #**$#@ beer anyway.
Timmy D .... enough said.
I like you more and more every day.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn, did you see that sneer on Manu running back after that basket? He was like, “You don’t want to fucking mess with me this season.”
by silverandblack_davis on Oct 28, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
YOUNGEVIDUNK!
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ACLs are like crutches. They’re only for the weaklings who can’t get along without them. -jollyrogerwilco
I think the story of this season is gonna be no matter how good any elite team is, the pundits will say they can’t compete with the Lakers.
If you haven't lived with a squirrel, you haven't lived. - Bob Ross
Neither TD nor Blair has had double-doubles? I think we can call this season a failure.
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
At least the first game. What was Pop thinking??
by LakehillsFan on Oct 28, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I’m just in time for garbage time. Hey, Paul’s playing. Yup. Garbage time.
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
Okay, not anymore.
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
by theonlyromeo on Oct 28, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Very balanced scoring tonight. 6 double figures, 2 with 9.
Going for the first even year championship!
9 guys with 9-17 points.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
With Blair in, time travel is possible. Universal health care is possible. Faster than light travel is possible.
"Worst sight of the night: SA blogger brings cookies to Ginobili in Spurs locker room. Yes, really." --Howard Beck, NYT
what a shot by Bogans. I think he broke the back board.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions
Mason, didn’t we discuss the no dribbling part of your contract this summer?
My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri
no points in two minutes
super 2nd unit anyone ?
Blair and Dyess combine for 11-13, 23 points, 12 rebs. We have weak reserve bigs. We should get Rasho back.
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don't take lesson from mason
one step back would be better
tag it and bag it
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions
this is very good.
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Blah. 9 points? He needs to learn more offensive moves.
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by theonlyromeo on Oct 28, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Yey Spurs. We win. Blair, Jefferson, McDyess, Manu all look awesome. TD still can’t jump over a deck of cards. Lakers fans adopt a nonchalant “wait and see” attitude, but inside their plastic souls, they fear the revamped Spurs.
"Worst sight of the night: SA blogger brings cookies to Ginobili in Spurs locker room. Yes, really." --Howard Beck, NYT
No nice word for the leading scorer and passer ?
is it granted ?
We will if we keep on scoring over 100
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by theonlyromeo on Oct 28, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
ILP is free until 11/3 guys.
http://www.nba.com/leaguepass/online.html?cid=564
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Player of the Game: CP 11-16, 26 Pts 1 Rebs, 9 Assists. MVP right there.
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
Actually Paul played pretty well. He just had NO help
by LakehillsFan on Oct 28, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Incredible. I’m happy, I’m proud, I’m tired. Later.
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Fuck, hell yeah, this is good. Very good.
by silverandblack_davis on Oct 28, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions
devin harris just tied the nets/wolves game with 18 seconds left…
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Oct 28, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
D League?
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by theonlyromeo on Oct 28, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
The spurs have 4 guys who could be in competion for NBA 6 man of the year.
GO SPURS GO
SPURS 2010 NBA Champions (if team is healty LoL)
that keeps everyone happy
“I am the sixth man, the ginobili of my team”
I am not less pumped for the season after this game. Sedation FAIL.
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ACLs are like crutches. They’re only for the weaklings who can’t get along without them. -jollyrogerwilco
I think I’m going to have to go back and re-read my season preview. I think I got everything wrong.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
If this game is any indication, your prediction of 56 wins is way under their actual win total, which will be 82.
"Worst sight of the night: SA blogger brings cookies to Ginobili in Spurs locker room. Yes, really." --Howard Beck, NYT
Read my season preview I put up tonight.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Only Spurs with negative +/- are Fin, K-Bo and Youngevity. Get a clue, Pop.
Only Hornets with positive +/- are D Brown and D Collison (whoever they are). Get a clue, Byron. Make them starters.
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New thread for everybody. Grab a beer and come on over.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Oct 28, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions

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