I'm pretty sure Lebroom is still sore after that humiliating sweep in '07. And ever since that time he's been waiting for pay back. And he might be up to somethin.
Remember how the Spurs whooped LeBron in '07? Well, I think something fishy is cookin in Cleveland.
Right now, he just recovered from the flu. The lab results is not yet in but what if it was H1N1? And he's looking to play in the preseason against the Spurs. This is biological warfare! The extent that some people will go to...
Our team need to be aware of this. We need precautionary measures:
First off, secure our essential assets - TD, TP, MANU, Princess Peanut, Blair, Hill, McDyess, Ratcliff & Mason.
Second, issue mask and gloves to all of the team. That would look cool in the game by the way.
Third, check if there is any clause in the NBA that we can exploit. Like, if Cavs knowingly expose us to virus we win the game! Hey, even if its no-bearing, it's the principle. Plus Shaq & Lebron rap at half-time show with Coyote playing them.
Fourth, Pop will utilize the bench - like Hairston, Hairslip, Williams, Jerrels, Bonner, Finley. At least, they're disposable/replaceable. Bring back Keith Bogan, at least for a day!
And if all else fails, we got hit with the bug. Let's infect Kobe!