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Watchoo talking 'bout Willis?

Disclaimer: This is not related to basketball at all, if you want something related to basketball, seriously consider abandoning PTR.

 

I adopted a dog this past Thursday, which means I get to feel morally superior to everyone for a week or two. His name was Willis but I thought, what a gay name. Then I thought, wait, hold on, that's not politically correct, so then I thought again, was a lame name. Because nobody gives a shit about the lame.

I changed his name to Lucas, he wasn't responding to Willis anyway so I could've named him Sean Hannity for all he cares.

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Should've named him Spotty...

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He wasn't my first choice. I much rather prefer a larger breed like a Pit Bull, but the building doesn't allow large breeds because they're ignorant fuckers. I was gonna get a Dachshund type dog, but before I was able to get her, she was adopted. It's a shame, I had a lot of female dog jokes prepared. Every night when he goes to sleep, I whisper to my dog, " You were third best, boy...You were third best...One single effing mistake and it's back to the shelter, hear me? Love ya."

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I've spent way more money than I thought I would on him, and this is just the start I'm sure. On the bright side, I didn't get a brain parasite from a cat, so it was a good choice of pet. He also kinda has a smart ass face, so you know....Fits with me.

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If you go to websites looking for training tips, there's HUGE fights over whether to use positive only training, or negative training, or a mix of the two. I'm lucky that my girlfriend knows about this stuff and has pretty much brainwashed me to her way of thinking.

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Which is why I use this, the prong collar. Trust me, it's way better than it looks. You can read about it if you don't believe me. But I have to confess, part of the reason I like also like other than it being an excellent training tool, is that is really pisses off the cuddly-rainbowy people, and what I can say, I'm just an asshole.

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For those wondering, he's a Jack Russell Terrier/ Rat Terrier mix, according to the shelter, but I think he has a bit of Beagle in him. Alright, I hope I haven't opened the gates to a flood of people posting about their pets. Thanks for indulging me if you read this post.

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