Game Thread #45: at Suns
San Antonio Spurs at Phoenix Suns, Jan 29, 2009 9:30 PM CST
Will the Suns be out for revenge for xmas day? Maybe.
As Pink would say, "Let's get this party started".
As Floyd would say, "That's this time, that time, full time, part time and all time."
Breakdown
One of These Days - Just like this brilliant song, Tony plays to a slightly different beat. He's fast. Sometimes out of rhythm. But damn satisfying. Plus, if any Spur was going to flip out and cut you into little tiny pieces, um, well, it wouldn't be Tony.
Fearless - Could there be any other song?
You say the hill's too steep to climb, climbing
You say you'd like to see me try, climbing
You pick the place and I'll choose the time
And I'll climb the hill in my own way
I think the Utah game may be the turning point in Manu's season. I'll expound more later in a separate post, but let's see if Manu brings that same energy against the Suns.
Animals: Dogs, Pigs, Sheep - Tim is just like this album. People know it is great. They just don't know how great. It isn't over exposed, but it is just stunningly good and keeps on giving.
And after a while, you can work on points for style
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile...
You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder
You know it's going to get harder and harder and
harder as you get older
You know he sings this to Shaq:
Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying "Keep on digging"
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find?
When you're down in the pig mine
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cryBus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are
Hey you, Whitehouse
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hat pin
And good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry
ha ha charade you are
You house proud town mouse
ha ha charade you are
You're tying to keep our feelings off the street
You're nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
You gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you're nearly a treat
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry
And for all the rest of his victims
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air
You better watch out
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Jordan and I have seen
Things are not what they seemWhat do you get for pretending the danger's not real
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well-trodden corridors into the valley of steel
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes
Now things are really what they seem
No, this is no bad dreamThe Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green he leadeth me the silent waters
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With bright knives he releaseth my soul
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places
He converteth me to lamb cutlets
For lo, he hath great power, and great hunger
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water
Bleating and babbling I fell on his neck with a scream
Have you heard the news?
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream
The dogs are dead!
You better stay home
And do as you're told
Get out of the road if you want to grow old
Bike - A kooky song for kooky guy
Waiting For The Worms - The FinDog knows what cometh.
Ooooh You cannot reach me now
Ooooh No matter how you try
Goodbye cruel world it's over
Walk on by
Time - This has to be what it is like sitting on Pop's bench game after game never knowing when you will be called.
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict - The man just is relentlessly different. The rudest between quarter interviews. Hardcore gruffness in his press conferences. Charming in interviews. You just know what you are going to get.
Money - Yeah, Peter, I believe you when you are saying you are freezing prices to reward the fans loyalty. Uh-huh. It doesn't have anything to do with money. You cheap bastard. Get out there and get us a big man.
Mother - Do you figure this is the song Nash listens to before he plays the Spurs in the playoffs?
Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb
Mother do you think they'll like this song
Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls
Mother should I build the wallMother should I run for president
Mother should I trust the government
Mother will they put me in the firing line
Oooh is it just a waste of timeHush now baby, baby don't you cry
Mama's gonna make all of your nightmares come true
Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you
Mama's gonna keep you right here under her wing
She won't let you fly but she might let you sing
Mama's will keep baby cozy and warm
Oooh babe
Oooh babe
Oooh babe of course Mama's gonna help build the wall
Shine On You Crazy Diamond - I'm not sure what to make of Richardson's career. He entered the league with great promise out of Michigan State and has displayed a lot of talent.
Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun
Shine on you crazy diamond
Now, he is on his third team in just under two years.
Well you wore out your welcome with random precision
I didn't like this trade for the Suns. I thought he provided them with another guy who needed shots on a team that didn't have enough shots to begin with. We will see, I guess.
Fat Old Sun - This one was too easy. Yeah, he is a fat old sun now. Plus, I got to put a cow's butt in your face.
But at one time, he was a Machine.
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine
What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dream
You dreamed of a big star
Did you know that the Fat Old Sun didn't have a butt muscle firing last year? You never would have known it from all the ridiculous shit he was spouting. But it is true. You can read some of it at SI.
Have A Cigar - The manipulative agent ego stroking song for the man with the big ego. For a couple years, we have heard about unhappiness in the Suns locker room. Joe Johnson wasn't happy, he left. Marion was unhappy, he got shipped out. Bell was a problem, he got shipped out. There's still a problem. Hey Amare, have you ever heard the saying "if everywhere you go it stinks..."? And Gary Payton is a jackass if he thinks this dogging ass clown deserves to start the All-Star game. Did you see his line from the Celtics game? Take a look.
Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar You're gonna go far, fly high
You're never gonna die, you're gonna make it if you try;
they're gonna love you
Hey You - For the likable guy on this team. He's 36 and managing to stay healthy. Do you guys know that Grant Hill is the best defender on the Suns? By a wide margin too.
Hey you! out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old,
Can you feel me
Hey you! standing in the aisles,
With itchy feet and fading smiles,
Can you feel me
Hey you! don't help them to bury the light
Don't give in without a fight
Is There Anybody Out There? After the Diaw/Bell trade, the Suns are THIN on the bench. They have Barbosa and Barnes. Their next guy is Louis Amundson, aka, Pony Tail Boy. This is Steve Kerr looking for bench help. Back when he had a mullet.
Comfortably Numb - I like Terry Porter, but I just get the feeling he's not in a good situation with this team.
There is no pain, you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
Keys To The Game
- Turnovers - The Suns turn the ball over a lot. We don't force turnovers. Which will give.
- Shaq vs Tim - I expect these two to go at each other pretty hard this time around.
- Suns 3 Pt Shooting- I think they will have hard time scoring without their 3's. However, if they are making the 3's, we will have a hard time staying in the game.
Some other reading
- Bright Side of the Sun is a fantastic blog. PhoenixStan does a good job of being a homer and being critical at the same time. He has the Steve Kerr Moron Meter for starters and he rips on Amare for being such a self-centered twit a lot.
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ATS, I really, really, really, REALLY love you and the work you do here.
Having said that…
Center is a push? Timmy and Shaq is a push? Are you fucking retarded? Seriously?
I love you ATS, I’m sorry about that. Keep on keeping on. You rock.
TIMMY V SHAQ IS A PUSH????
Also, Pink Floyd fucking rules. Good call on that band.
I expect a big game from Shaq tonight. He’s been really good for them lately. I wouldn’t give them a push in most situations.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 8:25 AM CST up reply actions
pink floyd is lame...
sorry… somebody has to be the voice of reason around here. Also, the Beatles suck. Again, sorry…
I love everyone on here, but I’ll challenge any of you to a deathmatch to defend my beliefs
"I like to use my pump fake to make them come hard, that's when I use my penetration." -Manu Ginobili
by Justin Biehle on Jan 29, 2009 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
Each time I say this, several weeks go by and you go and surpass yourself by a million. Best. Preview. Ever. The amazing amount of time, research and wit that you put into this is impressive. Hopefully, that’s indicative of the kind of game we’ll be bringing. I freakin’ hate these guys. Explain to me again how they win the mojo dot??!

I gave the mojo to the Suns because I expect them to come out extra motivated with something to prove.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 8:24 AM CST up reply actions
That’s completely not the definition of mojo. If desire or motivation was the same as mojo, Arizona would have a chance this weekend. Mojo is so much more; you know this. You can be motivated, but still have shitty mojo.
by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 29, 2009 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
That’s not YOUR definition of mojo. I have to use a broader definition since I am limited to 8 categories for stating all my opinions of the upcoming game.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
Wait….. so know you’re twisting and changing the definitions of words or terms to assist in the efficiency of your opinions? Seriously? Cause I had to scroll down for like 20 minutes just to get to the comments.
FYI- screwing with the definition of mojo in itself, produces bad mojo. So I guess you win.
by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 29, 2009 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
Kneel before the King, minion.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Check it out. Even PhoenixStan is working the reverse mojo angle.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
That’s actually pretty funny. Although every time I allow myself to check out BSotS, I come away craving prozac and xanax.
by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 29, 2009 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
Fantastic stuff compadre. I wish the Spurs would emulate your efforts and brilliance in pregame threads and nut up for the second half of the season.
Floyd Sr.‘s quote is like something out of Muhammad Ali’s sound bites, but he’ll be munching on that once my boy Pac-man dusts off “Always-Hit Man” Hatton (sorry for the non-basketball-related comment).
by silverandblack_davis on Jan 29, 2009 2:19 AM CST reply actions
epic.
truly epic.
though my 3 fave ones are all suns player’s tracks. hmm. my dad really did play “the wall” way too much when i was young.
by sleep research facility on Jan 29, 2009 6:14 AM CST reply actions
WOW...
great game day post ATS. Always a pleasure to read these posts as they tend to almost always add something to my dry knowledge well.
sunlight bright upon my pillow....
somebody’s gotta be Julia Dream, man!!!!! where is the Julia Dream reference?!?!?!?!? seriously though, this is an epic preview.
some arizona fan news: did anyone catch this stuff? one week some dingo cardinal fans are burning logos in the lawn of donovan mcnabb’s phoenix home and the next they are sending death threats and racial slurs via e-mail to a guy that stepped on Chase Budingers face (note: some guy was University of Houston forward Aubrey Coleman and Chase Budinger plays for the UofA hoop team).
honestly, i have not yet seen the face crunching – i have DVRed a replay of this game to check it out. however, i did see that this coleman fella issued a pretty aggressive apology. there is definitely something in the water out there.
are you telling me I need to watch my back?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
Later...
I’m going to have to read this post during my lunch break….I can’t watch 15+ youtube videos during work.
Just wanted to add another song that I think it’s especially meaningful considering the Spurs’ situation.
David Robinson: Wish You Were Here
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
So ATS, your brilliant preview reminds me of an old family anecdote. Everyone on my mom’s side of the family calls my little brother Cousin Floyd. This is because he one day idly scratched FLOYD (picture it in the appropriate lettering) into the leather on the door of my uncle’s brand new luxury sedan during a family trip. It wasn’t meant with malice — as a kid my brother would often just space out and start drumming or doodling or fidgeting, and before you knew it he had done something that had everyone yelling at him. Still happens all the time, come to think of it.
Annnnyway, in the course of a stern lecture, my uncle asked, “How would you like it if you had a brand new bike and I scratched it all up with ‘GLEN CAMPBELL’?”
There was a brief beat of utter silence while we digested this scenario before exploding into hysterical laughter that got all the rest of us kids in trouble, too.
But the point is, my little brother remains Cousin Floyd to this day.
Looking forward to the game tonight!
Wow, finally a band that doesnt suck!
Just kidding, great preview as usually ATS.
May I suggest High Hopes for the Spurs?
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
I haven’t heard High Hopes. Is that a Pink Floyd song? I haven’t listened to anything by them after Momentary Lapse of Reason, which I don’t particularly like.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
I think it’s from The Division Bell, their last album. I don’t like the Gilmour stuff either except for a couple of songs.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
I'm in awe...
Absolutely brilliant fucking game preview!
I will definitely delve in more deeply when I have the proper time to fully admire your brilliance.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
I won't be around tonight, but that was the best preview EVER!
Thanks, ATS. Sorry I won’t be here for the game. But you guys will carry the mojo just fine without me. Don’t miss me too much, though…
Go Spurs GO!!
Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.
I’m proud of you for knowing your limits. Our mojo is already damaged enough for tonight without you crashing the party.
That said, have a good night.
by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 29, 2009 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks, bella and CapHill. We need an all-girls PtR night…
Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.
by surfergirlsa on Jan 30, 2009 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
Quit being such an assclown, SiMA...
Maybe you should just put your fanny pack back on and mind your own damn business!
Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.
by surfergirlsa on Jan 30, 2009 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
If you could warm up the maple syrup too, that’d be grrreeeeaaaat.
by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 30, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't know Tim Floyd even played that devil music
" Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. "
Tim owns Shaq
Shaqs business is all down on the low block Tim can get good looks against shaq a hell of a lot easier than the bynums and gasols of this world.
You really think The Big Succulent is going to take away Timmeh’s bank shot or that easy flowing jumper at the top of the key?
" Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. "
Hey SiMA, I went to the 99 Cent store to pick up some crap I needed for a little aquarium project I have going on and there was something that reminded me of you. It was a heart shaped metal box with reese’s cups in them. It said " You might be a redneck if…you think going formal is a black truck". And there was a picture of a jacked up truck, and a guy with a beer belly in front of it, and of course, a pic of Jeff Foxworthy under the quote.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
That’s awesome. Reece’s are delicious. I don’t know what kind of demographic stuff like that truly appeals to, and even more amazingly, how junk like that even continues to have a market. I’m pretty sure that Jeff Foxworthy is the devil. He’s like a politician in that he needs people to stay in trailer parks and backwoods to have an income. A socialist government that made everyone equal would really destroy his career. On a related note, I had an ex that used to pronounce the peanut butter cups “Reece-eee’s” instead of “Reece’s,” and it used to really piss me off.
PS- My truck is grey and not jacked up. Other than the neon Confederate flag license plate, it’s pretty average.
by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 29, 2009 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
Dodge Ram or F-150?
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
Tundra?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
Nice. Just got an F-150. Had the 250, but got tired of paying Cheney’s fuel prices.
by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 29, 2009 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
Since the game doesn’t start in like, lunch time here, I was just wondering, and if I may ask, what’s the average age of the people here in PtR?
by silverandblack_davis on Jan 29, 2009 6:58 PM CST reply actions
Let’s call it 30. We got some young guys in their early 20’s and some “old” guys at 40-ish.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
scrappy doo
is 25
"I like to use my pump fake to make them come hard, that's when I use my penetration." -Manu Ginobili
by Justin Biehle on Jan 29, 2009 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
great, thanks ATS. i feel a young 25 now, although I’ll be 26 in a few days.
by silverandblack_davis on Jan 29, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
Man you’re fucking old.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
okay now i feel bad about myself
how about you fish-boy (or man)? I’ve always had the perception that fish-loving people begin to start loving fishes by their late 20s to 30s.
by silverandblack_davis on Jan 29, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Well, it’s not exactly a youth centered hobby. I’m 22. But i’m looking forward to the time I’m a grumpy old man telling newbies they should fucking do some reading before getting a fish tank.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
i see. i’ll check with you should i decide to get one. on a side note, here in our country the people like more of the mainstream fishes, like arowanas and koi. them chinese brought that mentality, saying these fishes bring incredible luck to the household. i wonder if that’s really true because those things are fucking expensive.
by silverandblack_davis on Jan 29, 2009 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Oh yeah, I know arowanas are kept for luck. Many restaurants in China have an arowana tank. And yes, they’re fucking expensive, to the point people will pay for surgery for their fish rather than getting another one.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
Wow, revisiting this thread and listening to all those Floyds songs makes me yearn for something to smoke.
Yeah… sure… I’m thinking about a Cohiba ;-)
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
no you're not...
it’s cool…
"I like to use my pump fake to make them come hard, that's when I use my penetration." -Manu Ginobili
by Justin Biehle on Jan 29, 2009 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
How about taking some Lysergic acid diethylamide?
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
anyone watching the cavs-magic game? D12 is a beast…
by silverandblack_davis on Jan 29, 2009 8:14 PM CST reply actions
Mike Brown almost decapitated Bob Delaney right now.
"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"
and Lebron is 9-24… horrible night
by silverandblack_davis on Jan 29, 2009 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
ATS,
I bow down to your greatness. AWESOME FUCKING PREVIEW!!!
"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"
Scrappy
related to the homophone comment at BSotS. Are accept and except homophones or are they just words that sound similar but are pronounced the same?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 9:01 PM CST reply actions
there is supposed to be a ‘not’ before pronounced.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
Only 30 minutes to game time.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 9:03 PM CST reply actions
and how come this thread isn’t filled with a lot of activity yet? i’m bored people! let’s turn this shit up so we can all get hyped for another suns heartbreaking ass-whoopin’!
by silverandblack_davis on Jan 29, 2009 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, what’s up with that? 15 minutes to game time.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
Too busy listening to all the imbeds in the preview. It’s your own fault.
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
You can’t listen to music and type? What kind of engineer are you?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
Apparently not. But since I had a good review, I must not be as crappy of an employee as I thought.
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
woo-hoo. you go girl. keep that job.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
I actually got a bump up in classification, along with a nice raise. I guess I didn’t need to stress or drink heavily, after all. Suprised the hell out of me.
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
A bump in classification. Listen to yourself. That’s why I’m gonna live in a fish oriented commune.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
Well, would it make any sense to you if I said I now a PE V, instead of a PE IV?
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
Is that a level in Scientology?
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
God, no. Project Engineer. Even I’m not crazy enough for Scientology. Several of my friends and I have coined a new phrase for those past bat-shit crazy – TCC for Tom Cruise Crazy!
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
Chinese buildings for the Olympics, beautiful or weird looking crap?
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
hand up, hand up
I know the answer, I know, I know. pick me, pick me!
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
Go for it.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
I think they’re unique and majestically beautiful.
Reminds me of the Vietnam War memorial… simple and classic.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
I think so too. I think this is first time we have agreed on something.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
Both in my opinion. I love strange architecture, but you have to consider how they’ll look in 20 years, and unfortunately, I don’t think they will age well. Course I’m just a civil engineer, not an architect, so my opinion’s shit.
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
I’m watching Nelson chew hit mouthpiece.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
How many do you think he goes through in a season? Dude needs some gum.
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
Just got home from taking my girlfriend's two daughters to "Hotel For Dogs"
Is it wrong that I really found the lead actress, Emma Roberts (eleven days from being legal!) very attractive? Because it is, I don’t wanna be right.
Also, I think I’ve aged five years in the past three hours.
As long as she falls within the 10 year rule. 10 years over or under is acceptable.
Unless you’re male and a multi-millionaire, of course.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
Oh I’ve failed that miserably. I’m turning 31 tomorrow.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Oopsey!
You wouldn’t by any chance be rolling in dough, would you?
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
yeah. I’m a billionaire who likes to moonlight as a sports blogger begging for money.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
it’s okay. I’m fine with it. I’m not planning on stalking Emma Roberts, so just relax everybody.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Dude…no..why? This is how the cycle keeps repeating. Those kids will grow up to see Saw XXII and think it was the coolest thing ever, and when you ask them, hey did you check There will be blood? They’ll say, yeah, it was hella boring.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
I wanted to do something nice for their mom, and asked her what movie the kids wanted to see and she said this so went to this. If their mom said something else, we’d have done something else. I don’t argue about these things.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
I rather dislike that large gentleman as well.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
I’d say heat check, but he wasn’t hot.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
Might as well check it early.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
I know I am a couple minutes behind you guys so let me know if either team puts up some defensive effort on a possession.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 9:47 PM CST reply actions
Dude, doesn’t your wife ever let you use the tv?
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Sometimes.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
No pick and roll defense to be found thus far Wayne.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
pick and roll? What’s that?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
I bet you could take him down in the blocks.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
sadly, despite my body, I’m like a fat, short Dirk Nowitzki. I have no back to the basket or post up game. Must face basket.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
Then you would have some troubles unless you could bust him in the chops with your forearm.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
He’d give me the jumper, fearing the drive.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
I think my grandma could lose Nash if somebody set a good screen.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
I think your grandma could free you by setting a screen on Nash.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
Bruce is in already. What’s up with that?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 9:50 PM CST reply actions
Such enlightenment from the announcers – the Spurs are about defense, and the Suns are about offense.
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
this is why they get paid well and us shitty analysts don’t.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
No defense so far, lotsa scoring.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
so, let me guess, the announcers are giddy and talking about how great the game is so far.
I'm comfortable winning -- Emmanuel Ginobili
I kid you not, that’s what the say as they went to commercials. What a great game it was.
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If I had been paying attention, I’m fairly sure I would be offended by the Jim Beam commercial.
thank goodness I missed it.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
Emma Roberts is way prettier than her.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
Bella, it’s hard to say who should be more offended by that commercial. Because basically, it says men think the perfect girlfriend is a moron who likes stupid, ugly men.
not necessarily. The perfect girlfriend lets men have freedom, in addition to being pretty.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
Correction
Stupid, ugly, fat, hairy men.
"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"
Hey Stampler
I call you an asshat in my Fanpost I put up a little while back. Just thought you should know so it doesn’t blind side you.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 9:56 PM CST reply actions
that’s not very nice. I’m sure you had a good reason. Besides me being an asshat that is.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
True, but asshatterly behavior is usually a pretty good indicator.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
so do I have to dig and find it or can you just give me the context?
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
here’s the nutshell. You basically agree with each other and love Manu… at least in his last paragraph.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
I’m guessing the stuff before the last paragraph wasn’t as nice.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
I just put it up. It is in the Fanposts right under Matthew’s latest post for things that are fucking awesome. It starts out with “Stampler is an asshat”.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
What he really means is “Stampler that asshat… I really love him.”
Kumbaya, people!
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
Oh Nash, you ankles have been broken!
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
Good god. Can we keep them from shooting layups?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:00 PM CST reply actions
Step Brothers: Very underrated movie.
So much funnier than Semi-Pro, which was the Farrell vehicle that got all the attention.
yes, but he got the ball on the move, so it should’ve been assisted.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
he would have got two.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Mad Eye with the jumpah.
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From Zimbabwe, but still money.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
He’s a trillionaire.
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by SinCitySpur on Jan 29, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
If George keeps making passes like that crap to Barbosa we might see The JV tonight.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:06 PM CST reply actions
The TNT graphic before the commercial said the score was Blazers 32 Jazz 2.
For this game.
"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez
by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 29, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
they aren’t playing tonight.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
I know we played shit defense, but that was a kinda entertaining 1st quarter.
Nothing wrong with having occasional one of those. And Manu is playing well, so that helps.
Now you understand the Suns bandwagon the last 4 years.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
well, we can’t win playing like that for four quarters, but we sure as shit can playing like that for one. Besides, it’s the Suns. They’re not even a real team.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Oh Doug Collins, will you ever stop slaughtering fashion?
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
He was kind of a dick
Is he always like that?
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by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 29, 2009 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
What did Pop say? Was he grooving with his pict?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
I think he gave five total words to the three questions.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Sager asked him how he liked the game so far, and Pop said not so much. Saigs said, “Even shooting 60%?” and Pop replied, “That’s not our game.”
Then Saigs asked, “What are you going to do?”
And Pop said, “I don’t know.”
Saigs kind of laughed and that was the end of the interview.
awesome, thanks.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Gotta love Pop. Think the coaches are ever tempted to ask Sager what the hell he’s thinking
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
Pop enjoying the media experience as always.
Anyone else get the feeling that he beats down his guys into not being confident on offense. He makes them seem like the worst offensive players in the world.
That was nice while it lasted.
Manu can’t shoot again. Oh well. It was nice to hear Pop saying no plays will be called for Manu, because you know, that would be a radical departure from the past ten games.
Wow. That was a phatom call on Shaq. I mean, he is big, but he’s still contained within his skin and all.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:16 PM CST reply actions
HI guys, any decent justin feed?
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
The HD TNT feed on cable is pretty good so far.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
You know what this commercial makes me think of
Don’t fuck with the Jesus
I'm comfortable winning -- Emmanuel Ginobili
While we have a break in the action...
It’s bothering me that Les Canadiens are playing like shit lately.
Does hockey exist as a sport any more?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
it’s been good the last couple years, as good as it’s been since ‘95 and New Jersey’s stupid neutral zone trap which ruined the game.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
do you think the change in icing rules and getting rid of the two line pass helped?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
at least hockey is smart enough to make rule changes when something is killing the game.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
I would make so many changes in soccer if I could. The rules do all they can to encourage 0-0 or 1-0 games. It’s like masochistic.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Good luck with that, I don’t think there’s a sport as averse to rule changes as soccer is.
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golf
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
seriously though, how much do you follow hockey?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
I follow the sharks and canadiens. And Liverpool and Middlesborough in the EPL.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
You mean Nash?
"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"
by SinCitySpur on Jan 29, 2009 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
Mace!
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
my goodness. What has gotten into him?
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
TONY PARKER IS A TURNOVER MACHINE.
See, that doesn’t feel so good when it’s about somebody you like, huh?
This was timed exactly with Tim’s travel.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
ah, there it is. I can’t believe the scorekeeper would give him a turnover for that. Tath’s bullshit.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
When Shaq stops playing B-ball, will he be on one of those TLC shows about morbidly obese people?
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
Shaq has a lot of little kid in him.
Either that means he has the intelligence of a small child, or perhaps he eats small children as a pregame snack.
I like how Shaq can push and push his way into the lane and then he gets touch fouls called for him. The NBA can be weird sometimes.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:24 PM CST reply actions
Nice jumpah by KT.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
This announcer is dumb.
Like the fact that Bonner is younger or taller than Hill makes up for their staggering differences in athleticism.
Grant Hill and his 9-time reconstructed titanium ankles just took Matty boy off the dribble.
"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"
doesn’t Fab usually play well against these guys?
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
He plays, if that is what you are suggesting. I wouldn’t call it playing well.
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by SinCitySpur on Jan 29, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
well, the good news, if you are a fan of offense, is that our defense isn’t really any better this quarter and it is still close.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:27 PM CST reply actions
Powell, I sent you mail. Dig around and try to find it.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
He pretty much stopped speaking to Beno after the ’05 Finals.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
Having fun? Are you having fun? Well, if you mess a defensive rotation I will fucking chop your head off, you hear me?
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
You think Terry Porter was hired specifically to beat the Spurs?
"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez
go away with your lawyer speak!
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
is that on the foul Nash got on Tony?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
A tech on Timmy, for what?
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
He’s been getting pissed because Shaq is whacking on him and not getting called for fouls.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
Interesting. He got it for what he did at the other end reacting to a non-call but Javie didn’t call it until they got to the other end.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
Wow. Shaq just shoved Tim on defense.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:33 PM CST reply actions
yeah, but they’ve never won.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
Is a single foul going to go un-complained about tonight?
"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez
Not when the officiating is this inconsistent, no.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
I assumed players.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Wait a minute. Didn’t Rasheed Wallace use to play for the Blazers?
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by SinCitySpur on Jan 29, 2009 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
Yup
All the good teams do it. It’s not a bad thing.
"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez
by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 29, 2009 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
he was a badass in starwars I, as poor as the film was overall
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
wasn’t he a bad ass in the Batman Begins?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
Nash sighed. “A lot of mouths to feed,” he said. "I’m willing to just feed and feed. But then they get mad at me because they want me to be aggressive. They want me to make big shots down the stretch, so they need me to shoot periodically during the game.
When I read that, I just had this weird mental imagine of Nash laying down in a barn, and all the other Suns players feeding off his many teats.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
Man, you’d already have a 1000 word post going about me if I made that comment
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
you stick to bashing Tony, I’ll stick to bashing Manu.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
Finnnnnnnnnnndoggggggggg!
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HILLDOG!
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
Snuke
"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez
by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 29, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
maybe a make up call on Barnes block.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
vintage manu, he was ready to complain but in a nano second his high IQ told him to shut the fuck up
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
Manu! What a layup!
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
I don’t think that fake pass fooled anyone.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
Our usual end of the quarter defense (to be honest it was a hard 3 pointer by nash)
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
you are saying it like if our other point guard knew how to defend him
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
Seriously, how many end of quarter 3’s have we given up this year. It’s ridiculous.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:45 PM CST reply actions
What?
The next half could be just as great or equally worse.
- Steve Nash, generally regarded as one of the more intelligent and well spoken players in the NBA.
So, you guys remember my keys to the game item about turnovers. The Suns turn it over a LOT and we don’t force turnovers. The Suns have ZERO fucking turnovers.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:46 PM CST reply actions
Here’s the glass half full.
The Suns still have a whole 2nd half to be turnover happy.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
Shaq’s not gonna go a whole game without a turnover. Nash neither.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
Just Plain Dumb
I’ve got to believe that Pop gives some electro-shock therapy for that.
With 2 second left and Nash at the three point stripe, what the hell is going to happen? Then again, he does miss half his threes.
Mmmmm ... Guinness
JSun, are you still pro-Richardson trade or have you come to your senses yet?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
drop the yet.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
Pelvichromis taeniatus " Nigerian Red Taeniatus". I just found about these fish and totally fell in love with them. Apart from the beautiful colors, a pair can be kept in a 10 gallon as they’re about 3 inches long. They have interesting breeding behavior as they spawn in caves, and they’re not particularly hard to feed or keep. Can be aggressive during spawning, females have brighter coloration than males.My dream of a 10g with dwarf puffers has been replaced by having a 10g with a pair of these guys.

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How many tanks do you currently have?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
Only two. With fishkeeping, either you give up on the first year, or you become obsessed. It’s like there’s not middle ground. They have a term " Multiple Tank Syndrome" to describe the urge to get more and more tanks.
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Where are you? Still in the first year?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
Nope, in about the third year. But I don’t have the money or space for more tanks. I’m lucky they even let me keep tanks in this apartment, a lot of them don’t let you.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
I
I’ve been helping my neighbor build a stand for his 50-60 gallon tank.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
Uh…that’s a nice size. Is he putting it on top of concrete? Tanks are really heavy.
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we built it out of 4×4’s. he did some research on how to construct it.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
shit, did you mean “is he going to put the stand on concret”e?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, because if you put it on wooden floors or the second floor of a house, it has to be along the supporting beams.
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Ok, yeah, it’s going on his slab.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
Just getting this out of the way now, because I know there will be reason to say this: “Gary Payton is an idiot.”
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
good call
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
to be fair, like 80% basketball players are dumb people (still better than soccer)
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
Then find one of the 20% who’s able to articulate a clear thought.
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson
Same here.
"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"
by SinCitySpur on Jan 29, 2009 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
he would’ve broken out a couple of GINOBILI!!!!s today.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah yeah, she’s pretty and hot and all, but can I talk to her about fish? That would make her THE girlfriend.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
Sure you can. She says you can do “whateeeeever you want.”
The real question is, will she actually understand anything you’re saying?
Remember Planet of the Apes, the original?
I never understood this movie. The guy (Charleton Heston) doesn’t have to work or worry about money. He gets food and water and shelter for free. He’s got the hottest chick I’ve ever seen (Nova) who seems to totally dig him, and she’s mute.
Why the fuck was he so unhappy?
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
oh brother… not another Sima.
I’m very disappointed in you Stamp…
that’s right you have no izzle.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
fear the wrath, Stampler. Belle is nasty mean.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
I’m not saying I prefer all women mute bella. Just most of them. You’re okay.
(I predict this defense won’t help my cause.)
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
Wayne I read your post.
Eh. You threw me under the bus, you didn’t throw me under the bus, you think I’m an asshat, you don’t think I’m an asshat, none of it really matters to me.
We’re all Spurs fans in the end and you were really nice to me last year, so I’m not going to play cowboys and indians with you all year. I said my piece about the Manu thing and I’m done with it.
My whole point was that plenty of forums already exist to bash Manu, and we don’t need another. Besides, our negativity won’t help!
Do people seriously bash Manu in places?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
Is this a serious question? You’ve never been to Spurstalk.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
Nope.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
Well, not really. I checked it out once about two years ago for about 5 minutes.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
Ha! Stampizzle called it.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
52 seconds into the quarter. of course we gave it right back AND the and one layup.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
common sense called it. I don’t want to be a negative Nancy, but I bet Manu will probably have at least one turnover in this game as well.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, I’m not negative. I’m just not overly optimistic.
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Nan is just realistic.
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you’ve been saving that one all night.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
Red Rocket!
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nice
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
Nash playing his patented ghost defense, TP goes right through him.
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Does eva longoria play ghost defense too?
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
it would be nice if Tony actually pretends to pass the ball before shooting it/
by adam8065 on Jan 29, 2009 11:15 PM CST reply actions
That's the Tony I dislike.
Not looking for anyone at all the whole possession and launching an awkward jumper.
Oh Jason Richardson, you either leave the man open, or foul on the three.
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Brandon Roy dropped 52 on him.
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by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 29, 2009 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
Lie To Me isn’t bad. I’ve seen the first two episodes. Could be worse.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
I think that show could’ve been an all-time classic if it was on HBO.
by Jason Roberts on Jan 29, 2009 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
And he’ll go his own way. and every day is the right day.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
ME
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
That was a pretty weak foul call on Richardson. More strange calls by the refs.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:19 PM CST reply actions
We gotta get some walkie talkies and coordinate this stuff.
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I’m afraid not, it’s one of the downsides to being an atheist.
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You know, we don’t believe in supernatural stuff.
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Oh, so you don’t think that humans could find a way to tap more of the brain’s potential?
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Well, for a while I thought we could. But then Google was invented, so a brain is not needed as much.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
quick, those not looking at a box score. how many free throws has Manu taken?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:22 PM CST reply actions
answer: 11
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
I didn’t like that Timmeh had the mismatch and Tony didn’t even look at passing him the ball.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
this it doesn’t seem that Tony wants to pass to anyone unless he has to
by adam8065 on Jan 29, 2009 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
Tony’s playing well. He drove and dished a lot this quarter which opened up the defense for Manu’s drives.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
quick, would you swap mason for richardson?
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do we count salary or not? if we do, no fucking way.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
salaries doesnt count
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I’d prefer Mason because he’s more used to be a being a role player.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
that would be why I would think about it first.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
then I would have to think about it, but yes, I would
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
C'mon Bruce sink one.
I like how we’re getting to the line here. That’s usually a good thing unless it’s Tim or Bruce.
Hey Pink, did you catch my reply up on Manu line?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
too easy
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:32 PM CST up reply actions
that’s so chicken shit.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
I wonder if the sun fans think that Terry Porter is ruining the game?
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25% coming into tonight, but I bet he was 1-4. He hasn’t played much all year.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
6-8 tonight
He’s up to 50%. What a baller.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
No, the chinese annoucners were talking over it.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
yep, I heard it.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
bruce has such a nice form at the line..I can’t understand why he shoots free throws so badly
by adam8065 on Jan 29, 2009 11:30 PM CST reply actions
I was waiting for that.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
why does every NBA ref
look like the gel-haired douche at your local ymca? i bet they all talk loudly on their cell phones in public.
is Mason a better free throw shooter than Manu?
by adam8065 on Jan 29, 2009 11:35 PM CST reply actions
Honestly
Was that a foul or was Timmy way off on the pass? That’s like a make up call from when Nash totally got away with a foul on Tim
it was a bad pass by Tim..but Nash was holding Manu
by adam8065 on Jan 29, 2009 11:36 PM CST up reply actions
Looked to me like Nash was holding Manu
by Jason Roberts on Jan 29, 2009 11:36 PM CST up reply actions
You know, Nash still had a good look on that shot. Can’t Pop just practice the “don’t let them score at the end of a quarter” ?
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
I’m a bit surprised the refs didn’t give Bruce a foul on that shot. But I’ll take it.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
The are at 2 turnovers. I predict 6 for them this quarter.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:39 PM CST reply actions
Let’s make it 5, 6, 7….
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by SinCitySpur on Jan 29, 2009 11:41 PM CST up reply actions
Stampler, did you notice with fat shaq covering Tim on that super high pick-and-roll they weren’t able to jump Manu to force the ball out of his hands?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:42 PM CST reply actions
I don’t think they’re playing it that way in general anyway. They don’t trust their bigs or their backside defense enough to do it.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 11:45 PM CST up reply actions
I think it is one of the few times they’ve run much for Manu up top.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:47 PM CST up reply actions
but yeah, their bigs suck on rotations.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:47 PM CST up reply actions
His stroke is looking better though.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
Have another one Belle.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:45 PM CST up reply actions
and we can’t seem to score in the quarter either
by adam8065 on Jan 29, 2009 11:43 PM CST reply actions
Damn, if Mace would have made that………….
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by Jason Roberts on Jan 29, 2009 11:45 PM CST up reply actions
I would say keep attacking the basket but the refs seem to have sallowed their whistles
by adam8065 on Jan 29, 2009 11:44 PM CST reply actions
Great shot by Bowen.. Tony needs to calm down just a little
by adam8065 on Jan 29, 2009 11:48 PM CST reply actions
Shit, Tony diving on the floor.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:48 PM CST reply actions
your niece Samantha is tougher than the Suns
by adam8065 on Jan 29, 2009 11:50 PM CST up reply actions
Somebody should clean all that sweat Shaq is spilling on the floor.
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Hey, why doesn’t Barbosa play for the Argentina olympic team? Don’t they need a point guard?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:51 PM CST reply actions
BEcause we dont allow suns or denver players on our national team (that’s the reason Nene doesnt playe either)
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ok, cool, thanks for clearing that up Chilai. I knew there had to be a good reason.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:55 PM CST up reply actions
how the hell did Mason not put his feet behind the 3 point line?
by adam8065 on Jan 29, 2009 11:51 PM CST reply actions
i might have to miss the Boston game on the 8th
by adam8065 on Jan 29, 2009 11:54 PM CST reply actions
if he couldn’t pass he wouldn’t be in the league Matt.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 29, 2009 11:57 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, you are even further behind than me.
Glad you got out of your child support hearing early.
got something for you
http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=290129021&refresh=30
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 29, 2009 11:58 PM CST up reply actions
Did you guys hear Stat shout, And one! What a clown.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
the BSotS guys did
http://www.brightsideofthesun.com/2009/1/29/737943/open-gameday-thread-suns-v#
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 30, 2009 12:39 AM CST up reply actions
Oh Manu…Manu…you make mere layups look like works of art.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
or without. It really doesn’t matter.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 30, 2009 12:01 AM CST up reply actions
It’s terrible without him too.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 30, 2009 12:01 AM CST up reply actions
I love the 1812 Overture. Nothing like cannons in music.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
You know, when I was doing the game thread I came across that and looked at all the songs and couldn’t remember one. And I listened to the shit out of that album.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 30, 2009 12:04 AM CST up reply actions
good; i thought i was the only one who thought that was a travel.
by Jason Roberts on Jan 30, 2009 12:02 AM CST up reply actions
damn wang, with that orange avatar I thought you were a Suns fan.
I really need to read before I reply more often.
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More recently, don’t they all?
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by SinCitySpur on Jan 30, 2009 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
He makes them when they count
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 30, 2009 12:06 AM CST up reply actions
he could get a hundred of those in a row
and still be the most un-preferentially treated superstar of all time
I would prefer more Manu and Tony down the stretch
than Timmy, if it’s going to be a free throw carnival.
it was a different situation. Here he was trying to get back in transition on a turnover. In the Game 7, it was a half court setting and a much worse decision.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 30, 2009 12:10 AM CST up reply actions
Hey stampizzle, that was a horrible two wasn’t it? He was barely above the tree point line.
"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers
he should’ve stepped back a bit for sure.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 30, 2009 12:10 AM CST up reply actions
every time somebody sinks a 20 foot two pointer, an angel loses his wings.
by Aaronstampler on Jan 30, 2009 12:11 AM CST up reply actions
I have a theory on this that I’m working on
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 30, 2009 12:12 AM CST up reply actions
I think something must have been lost in translation. Big Lebowski?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 30, 2009 12:11 AM CST up reply actions
aren’t you a missionary or something?
by Jason Roberts on Jan 30, 2009 12:11 AM CST up reply actions

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