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The Illusion Crushing Thread.

We all have ideas of what other PTR members look like. For me those ideas depend on people's avatar, so ATS looks like a grumpy but wise old Pop to me, SiMA like a smartass smirking Manu, and SinCitySpur like a sex crazed Quagmire. Maybe you all have your own ideas, thinking all the girls are hot, or all the guys handsome.

Well, it's time to destroy some illusions. Let's put some pics of what we really look like and don't worry, no matter how we look on the outside, we're all ugly on the inside:

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via upload.wikimedia.org


 

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Alright, so I’ll start.

Here’s your truly, Hipuks, or more accurately, Gonzalo.
My half face looks awesome, if my whole face looked as good, I would have had a ton of chicks before I met my girl who I’m totally loyal to.

This is my pathetic attempt at a playoff beard last year. I had known my girl for about a month when I took this pic and sent it to her. I think it really captures my essence.

by Hipuks on Jan 24, 2009 2:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I have to say, Hipuks, you look exactly like I imagined you would. I used to play basketball at work (during our lunch hour) with a guy from Argentina who could have been your twin brother.

Consider this illusion not crushed at all. Solidified, even.

Catch the Spurs Spirit! It's a Fast-breakin' Fiesta!

by tomasito on Jan 28, 2009 6:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So you imagined him as a mischievous ass too?

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 28, 2009 7:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I know that I did

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 30, 2009 9:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i’m on the left with the Gino jersey. We just attended game 3 of the Spurs vs. Hornets playoff Semi’s

me and a friend at fuzzy’s (restaurant near my school)

at Wurstfest in New Braunfels the day after Haloween

What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)

the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post

by Hamer_SpursFan on Jan 24, 2009 2:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Oh man. OK, no recent pics, but these are only a couple years old. =P


by Tim C. on Jan 24, 2009 5:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

In that first picture, are you at the Sequoia National Forest?

by Hipuks on Jan 24, 2009 7:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

indeed. That’s one of the smaller ones, too.

by Tim C. on Jan 24, 2009 8:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

here y’all go

haven’t posted pics on here before and nobody’s ever accused me of being computer savvy, so hope this works!

"You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas." -Davy Crockett
"Give me an army of West Point graduates, and I'll win a battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies, and I'll win a war." -Gen. George S. Patton

by spursfan4ever on Jan 24, 2009 6:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

no luck, dammit

"You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas." -Davy Crockett
"Give me an army of West Point graduates, and I'll win a battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies, and I'll win a war." -Gen. George S. Patton

by spursfan4ever on Jan 24, 2009 6:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Here’s one of me with a buddy-

One of me with my crazy uncle Larry (I’m on the left)-

Here’s a close up of me. It’s kinda gritty grainy, but you get the idea-

by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 24, 2009 6:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

+1

At some point this joke will get old. We’re not there yet.

by Tim C. on Jan 24, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

simply awesome, well done

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 24, 2009 8:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Geico.com is so easy to use, even Najera could do it.

by Hipuks on Jan 24, 2009 8:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh SiMA….I bet if I had about 12 screwdrivers in me I’d think you were kinda cute.

P.S. I hate you right now.

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 24, 2009 11:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

SIMA..you

look like Najera!! No one else sees the resemblance?

by LionZion on Jan 25, 2009 7:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What? Najera is Mexican. This is pure cracker.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 25, 2009 8:05 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ok – i cant view the SiMA photos. perhaps i should not be surprised by this. is it just me, or have they vanished? is it:

a) as suspected, SiMA is some kind of vampire that cannot be properly photoged
b) he is wanted by authorities in several states and had to pull the photos
c) in the witness protection program

by bones on Jan 27, 2009 1:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, I cleaned up my photobucket account and realized that when you pull photos, it pulls them off any web links as well. Duh. You didn’t miss anything, they were all just posted to mock surfergirl anyway.

But yes, I’m also a vampire.

by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 27, 2009 4:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol, figgered this computer thang out.....

some pics from my bball’s successful tourney in ND…..


….and, of course, the obilgatory uniform pic lol

"You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas." -Davy Crockett
"Give me an army of West Point graduates, and I'll win a battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies, and I'll win a war." -Gen. George S. Patton

by spursfan4ever on Jan 24, 2009 7:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Passer or shooter?

by Hipuks on Jan 24, 2009 9:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Neither. Hustle man. Earns his owns shots on the offensive boards and never touches the ball otherwise.

Man, I forgot how uptight all the cadets looked in their uniforms in formation.

Btw, in my picture, the scar over my left eye is my bonfire scar. I got it on bonfire night. Running down the hall in the dorm, my roommate pushed me as I was turning into a room and split my noggin wide open just above the eye. Good times.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 24, 2009 9:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn Hall ‘88, for what it’s worth.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 24, 2009 9:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I hadn’t even noticed until you brought it up. Stop being self conscious about it.

by Hipuks on Jan 24, 2009 10:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

RED-freaking-ASS

"You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas." -Davy Crockett
"Give me an army of West Point graduates, and I'll win a battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies, and I'll win a war." -Gen. George S. Patton

by spursfan4ever on Jan 25, 2009 2:33 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m the defensive ace, lol. #12 was taken, so I just reversed the digits. Not that the resulting number would give our team anything resembling good luck, of course! :)

"You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas." -Davy Crockett
"Give me an army of West Point graduates, and I'll win a battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies, and I'll win a war." -Gen. George S. Patton

by spursfan4ever on Jan 25, 2009 2:31 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I could post some photos but dont know how… when I upload a photo to some server then like 5 links appear… which one is it?

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 24, 2009 8:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

go to http://www.imageshack.us/ — upload the photo and then copy the url of a page with ONLY the photo on it

go to post a comment and click on the icon of the tree

be sure to “preview” before you post to be sure you did it correctly

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 24, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

okay ill try thanks!

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 24, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

this is me


my four year old was on my wife’s car when she took this — I had my hand out to steady her


experimenting in the backyard on a cold evening

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 24, 2009 8:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

We should photoshop that into a poster of a movie. There’s potential there

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 24, 2009 8:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That is a nice self portrait. Untouched or did you darken the black part?

by Hipuks on Jan 24, 2009 8:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

This is virtually untouched. I had a bit of lens flare I had to get rid of, and due to lack of planning, I was wearing a white T-shirt which reflected some light back up into my neck. Apart from that, it’s pretty much WYSIWYG.

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 24, 2009 9:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You knew this questions was coming. Equipment?

by Hipuks on Jan 24, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m a Canon man. This was taken on my soon-to-be-replacedEOS Xti using a 70-200mm f4 L lens.

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 24, 2009 9:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Same here. I have the original Canon Digital Rebel with a crapola 28-80mm lens. And also an old Pentax K1000. It’s so old school, it can work without batteries except for the meter.

by Hipuks on Jan 24, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

working w/o batteries is ALWAYS a plus

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 24, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, almost forgot. Thank you for giving me your soon to be replaced EOS Xti with lens included. It really is a nice gesture from you. Thank you for paying for the shipping too.

by Hipuks on Jan 24, 2009 9:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

to tell you the truth, if I didn’t need it as a backup, you could have it

but, seeing as how the lens is currently worth more than the camera — I think I’ll be keeping it

thanks for the offer though

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 24, 2009 10:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Look at the nerds having fun.

Straight from the No-Stat Zone to your computer!

by LatinD on Feb 6, 2009 5:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

only took you two weeks, eh?

thanks for finally joining us — felt like we were one nerd short

TITLEBOT 21 READY TO PERFORM MISSION. BANK SHOT CALCULATING.
- Goathair at theblowtorch.blogspot.com

by jollyrogerwilco on Feb 6, 2009 8:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn. I’ll ‘chop in some glasses in that first picture… You’re a young Stephen Colbert.

Straight from the No-Stat Zone to your computer!

by LatinD on Feb 6, 2009 5:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

not the first time I’ve heard that

he’s pretty funny

TITLEBOT 21 READY TO PERFORM MISSION. BANK SHOT CALCULATING.
- Goathair at theblowtorch.blogspot.com

by jollyrogerwilco on Feb 6, 2009 8:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Lets see if this works

Just like Manu, but without the ability to play basketball or cure cancer

With a long time friend, the disco totally empty at 8am

My reaction each time Parker ignores Ginobili

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 24, 2009 8:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

dude, you are totally a nerd who sits in front of a computer and can’t pick up the chicks!

You look like you are shitfaced in that disco picture.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 24, 2009 11:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You proabably look always shitfaced… its in your genetic
Sadly I didnt drink that night, maybe we are relatives

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 25, 2009 12:30 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We look a lot alike. That’s for sure.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 25, 2009 8:55 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I can see myself in 50 years!

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 25, 2009 12:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Owww!

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 25, 2009 12:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ZAZING!!!!

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 25, 2009 12:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ZAZING!!!!

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 25, 2009 12:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cha-ching! It’s that ol’ razor Argentine wit.

Straight from the No-Stat Zone to your computer!

by LatinD on Feb 6, 2009 5:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Seeing Tony ignore Manu makes you want to bite your mouse? You better get back to the disco.

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 24, 2009 11:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey! thats tony’s mouse!

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 25, 2009 12:34 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ATS in the Flesh

The non-gangrenous flesh too.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 24, 2009 9:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

What the hell? You’re not old at all. My whole concept of reality has been destroyed like an egg dropped from the ceiling of truth.

by Hipuks on Jan 24, 2009 9:33 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I told you that a while back. I turn 40 this year.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 24, 2009 9:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I know, I remember that, but I couldn’t get over the avatar image. They say you shouldn’t judge a person by its avatar, but I like to be shallow like that.

by Hipuks on Jan 24, 2009 9:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

True enough. I still think of you as a little green freak.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 24, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve met you in person, and I STILL think of you as a bearded, ticked-off Pop.

It’ll take a while for me to get over your new profile pic.

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 24, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

I miss the Pop pic. I see this one and I don’t think anything but “serial killer mugshot.” Them’s crazy-eyes, that’s for sure. I’d put money that that guy has a “Tapout” sticker on his car.

by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 25, 2009 2:41 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This pic looks like Pop just before he goes berserk and bites the head off a reporter for insinuating that the Spurs played decent defense.

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 24, 2009 9:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What? What did you say you jackass? We suck on D. Do you have shit for brains? Or do you suffer from rectal-esophageal inversion?

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 24, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

for the record, Wayne CAN look nicer than this

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 24, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I should be nicer to Wayne. He totally looks like he could beat my ass.

by Aaronstampler on Jan 27, 2009 2:50 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit it’s the Pop beard.

by LatinD on Jan 27, 2009 6:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

just wait until he unveils his Pop head

or, maybe Pop will unveil his Wayne ankle

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 27, 2009 9:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Body World is really cool, Hipuks. We went to Body World 3 when it was in Houston. It’s a bit disturbing because it keeps it a bit too real.

I can verify that is, in fact, JRW. Your 4-year old, huh. Is she your oldest?

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 24, 2009 9:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I missed Body Worlds when it came through here, I hear it’s insanely popular wherever it goes.

by Hipuks on Jan 24, 2009 9:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It is worth seeing, I’ll say that.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 24, 2009 9:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

my 4-year old is my 2nd oldest — the oldest is my 9yr old boy.

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 24, 2009 9:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hipuks, RadioParadise is playing “See Emily Play”.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 24, 2009 9:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Damn it, just missed it. Love that song. There’s a story that people though that was the Pink Floyd sound, and when they went to a gig and started playing their usual stuff, the crowd got pissed at them and started throwing stuff.

by Hipuks on Jan 24, 2009 9:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If you listen to the slow streams, like 16 or whatever, they usually run a couple songs behind.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 24, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Some people say I look like Duncan....

I dont know who they are looking at…

If anybody knows… you should….

by LasEspuelas on Jan 24, 2009 10:18 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

HAHAHAH its TIMMEH!!

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 24, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

so I saw on the Suns blog that reccing a comment makes it stand out. So find your favorite photo and rec it. I’m interested to see how it behaves on PtR.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 24, 2009 11:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I only see options to rec the original post itself, not individual comments or photos — what am I missing?

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 24, 2009 11:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

nevermind, I found it

aha, “actions” — ok

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 24, 2009 11:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You know, as smart as you are you too could be at Harvard.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 24, 2009 11:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

THAT’S IT! No rec for you.

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 24, 2009 11:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

whoa

you look like a normal duncan. props.

alll you need is the “You didn’t just call a foul on me” look.

What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)

the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post

by Hamer_SpursFan on Jan 25, 2009 12:14 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

"You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas." -Davy Crockett
"Give me an army of West Point graduates, and I'll win a battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies, and I'll win a war." -Gen. George S. Patton

by spursfan4ever on Jan 25, 2009 2:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I was going for in the second pic...

but failed… Ill practice that look and try again later on…

by LasEspuelas on Jan 25, 2009 8:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Me having a cold one

"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"

by SinCitySpur on Jan 25, 2009 2:14 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I knew I wasn’t wrong judging people by their avatars.

by Hipuks on Jan 25, 2009 2:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thread winner.

Straight from the No-Stat Zone to your computer!

by LatinD on Feb 6, 2009 5:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

/Users/Shared/LionZion&Kaya.pdf

by LionZion on Jan 25, 2009 7:51 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Well..how do you post a pic :O. I feel retarded now.

by LionZion on Jan 25, 2009 7:52 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

posting pic

Here is what jollyrogerwilco said earlier:

go to http://www.imageshack.us/ — upload the photo and then copy the url of a page with ONLY the photo on it

go to post a comment and click on the icon of the tree

be sure to "preview" before you post to be sure you did it correctly

by TDzilla on Jan 25, 2009 9:24 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

See, even a PhD can figure out how to post pics.

Nice dog, btw.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 26, 2009 4:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This was on Dec 31 2008.

by TDzilla on Jan 25, 2009 9:31 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

dude, atenista ka pala?? dugong bughaw din ako pare!

by silverandblack_davis on Jan 30, 2009 6:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WOW! Atenista ka rin! Anong batch mo?

by TDzilla on Feb 5, 2009 5:41 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, great photos!!!!

Here’s mine (for better or worst) with my little squirt.

And my favourite pair of shoes. (I have 3 pairs of this version!!!. Can never have enough spares)

Some other imports.

by werdnawee on Jan 25, 2009 10:30 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

damn nice kicks. where do they sell Spurs shoes?

What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)

the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post

by Hamer_SpursFan on Jan 25, 2009 10:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I want a pair!!

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 25, 2009 12:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

eBay, NBAstore.com or Amazon is where I got them.

Shipping is expensive to Oz or I usually buy 2 pairs at a time,

Anyway, these are all by Adidas so the search is “Spurs Adidas” or “Adidas Spurs” TA DA!!!!

by werdnawee on Jan 25, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

werd, your daughter’s adorable

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 25, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks. She has her daddy’s genes.

by werdnawee on Jan 25, 2009 5:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sure she’ll give them back if you ask nicely.

Sorry, sorry. I’m such a sucker for the gene pun. Must learn to resist.

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 26, 2009 10:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I love ‘em shoes. Can’t believe I missed this… Sell them to me.

Oh, the girl’s cute too. I want one just like that. Sell her to me.

Straight from the No-Stat Zone to your computer!

by LatinD on Feb 6, 2009 5:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

BANNED!

TITLEBOT 21 READY TO PERFORM MISSION. BANK SHOT CALCULATING.
- Goathair at theblowtorch.blogspot.com

by jollyrogerwilco on Feb 6, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ok dads, take the pictures down.

I'm comfortable winning -- Emmanuel Ginobili

by pollackj on Feb 7, 2009 10:19 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ya’llz are much more attractive that I expected.

by sungo on Jan 25, 2009 11:39 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

That’s me taking a picture of myself in San Gimignano, Italy. June 08.

by sungo on Jan 25, 2009 11:41 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thats not you!!!! That guy is smiling!
As freddy mercury would say “you dont fool me”

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 25, 2009 12:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Woah, no freaking way, Matt himself! Were you or Stampizzle who put a blurry pic of themselves here once with a hat covering their face and said, there’s no way I’m gonna put a pic of my face here, who knows who you people might be.

by Hipuks on Jan 25, 2009 1:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t remember saying that. Plus I don’t wear hats (because they don’t fit me right). So I guess it had to be stampler.

by sungo on Jan 25, 2009 2:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah that was me. I don’t think any pictures of me exist on the interwebs.

by Aaronstampler on Jan 25, 2009 5:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This is really me,


At a concert at the Gibson Theater in LA.

In my Trophy Room in my mansion.

In enemy territory, Game 1 ’07 Playoffs.

I’m not phogenic and only have one pose, suck it!

"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"

by SinCitySpur on Jan 25, 2009 12:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Those are great pics, SCS…I’m happy to see the real you , as ooposed to the Leprosy-stricken you from the earlier pic. That was a little disturbing…

Not that there would be anything wrong with having Leprosy.

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 25, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

THANKS!

I hope you didn’t think that was really me……but still, that previous picture was not as disturbing as “yours”. ::::::::::::::crosses fingers and hopes and prays it’s not your real pic::::::::::::::::

"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"

by SinCitySpur on Jan 25, 2009 1:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t believe you said that!!!!!!!!!!! The NERVE!!!!!!

;)

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 25, 2009 2:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I kid, I kid. If it’s any consolation, at least by seeing my pic you can see why this was called “The Illusion Crushing Thread”.

"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"

by SinCitySpur on Jan 25, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha, this is too funny.

[that’s not really me, but that’ll be our little secret, ok SCS?]

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 25, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s going in the “ledger”.

"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"

by SinCitySpur on Jan 25, 2009 2:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought about not posting my photo because I have a little bit of a skin condition. Also for some reason people tend to use the b word when referring to me and I get hurt easily. Lastly, I’m shy and only have monkey’s for friends… they’re nice, though.

Btw- You All look very nice and sweet.


I’m guessing some of you won’t be surprised by the Bitch nickname, huh?

I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili

by bellasa on Jan 25, 2009 1:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Have you thought of wearing more modern clothes?

by Hipuks on Jan 25, 2009 2:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What are you saying?

I know I look good in black.

I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili

by bellasa on Jan 25, 2009 2:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t listen to him, bella…you look beautiful just the way you are…

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 25, 2009 2:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

“I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!”

"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"

by SinCitySpur on Jan 25, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I just have one little suggestion, and I’m allowed to say it given my picture and aforementioned facial hair “problem”… You might want to try waxing the eye brows.

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 25, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You know you’re not the first person to suggest that. I’ve heard threading could be a viable option for me. I’ll look into that.

I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili

by bellasa on Jan 25, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Me, myself & I


Right after this was taken, the boom swung around and almost knocked me off the boat, but no one thought to take a picture.

And a couple of older pictures, when I still had hair:

by heshamkm on Jan 25, 2009 2:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Keep it coming feelas!

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 25, 2009 9:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I KNEW you were crazy. Anybody that wants to be in a place like that in April. Whoa. The rifle and the Spurs jersey make it though.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 26, 2009 8:33 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that pic was from our field work expedition to 80° North (latitude) and the rifle was for protection against polar bears (that’s no joke!!! the Norwegian Authorities take it very seriously if they think we have done something to those endangered species)

by spurred on Jan 26, 2009 9:02 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Completely badass. How often did you guys have problems with polar bears? I gotta hear about this….

by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 26, 2009 4:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

In April, there is still some sea ice so the Polar Bears are still hanging out on the sea to catch seals but as it winds down to May, that when one has got to be careful coz the polar bears start moving onto land and in looking for food could stray on to camp sites. There is of course a wired fence setup for alerting us against polar bears but half the time there could be false alarms because of the wind and snow drift. Luckily on our trip though, we hadnt had to deal with them at our camps but we did see them from a distance and what we usually do is try to scare them off by turning on the snowmobiles and chase them away. The first pic i posted was inland and we didnt fortunately come across any bears but when we moved back to the main station near the sea thats when we saw the polar bear along with her pup.

This one below is when we first saw the Polar Bear and her pup:

The pup trying to in lockstep with her mom:

Here, we try to scare them off and chase them away using our snowmobile:

The Polar Bear and her pup getting the hell away from us:

by spurred on Jan 26, 2009 11:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the second pic should have been:

by spurred on Jan 26, 2009 11:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And just like that, Spurred topped any other story we miserable bastards could ever hope to tell.

"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers

by Hipuks on Jan 26, 2009 11:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Makes us want to stop losing time in the blog and go out an do something incredible. But we cant top him.

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 27, 2009 9:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

he’s chasing polar bears away and all we could counter with is:
  
“In the first pic, you see the camaro that took the parking spot I was going to pull into. The 2nd pic shows the guy as he was getting out — notice the matching mullets of him and his girlfriend. I didn’t get a 3rd pic, b/c he saw me and we had to drive away really quick before he called his friends. He doesn’t look too tough, but you never know — he might have had tough friends. So … we decided to go to a different mall.”

Yeah, spurred, you’re in an entirely different class. We salute you.

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 27, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It is impossible to quantify the badassedness of those stories, spurred. Kudos to you. I’m filing a picture of you under “Man” on Wikipedia.

I’ve heard stories about people hunting polars and always wanted to try it (being a hunter and all), but it sounds like it would be difficult. Far more difficult than grizzlies, which some areas practically beg you to hunt. Can you even do that anymore? Is it mostly regional, or was it never even a viable option?

by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 29, 2009 4:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I work in a glaciology group and am not a hunter:) That shot gun was strictly for self defense against Polar Bears and since the bears are protected under law we have to have a very convincing reason if we had to shoot them. We were told to shoot at them only if we suddenly encounter them and they are approx no more than 10 meters away from us but otherwise if we see them approaching us then we could start some kind of motor engine that makes a loud noise or could also fire the gun in the air or fire a banger which produces light and sound to frighten them away. So, i dont think hunting them is an option at all (atleast legally) in most places. I dont know if there are exceptions.

The problem with polar bears in some remote locations is that there could be some who have never encountered a human before and so are more curious to get near us and with the sounds we make to frighten them they still try to figure out whats going on by just staying where they are until we finally convince them with more noise to get away from us but the bears which have encountered humans before are wise and usually stay away without much effort from us.

And just for measure a pic of the footprints of the mom and pup:

by spurred on Jan 30, 2009 4:19 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

these crack me up.

You guys were drinking tequila in Korea?

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 26, 2009 4:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yea apparently tequilla is the universal liquor of choice all over the world

by LAX inc. on Jan 29, 2009 12:33 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m the guy on the right. The little guy on the left is the reason I often don’t join threads until the second half.

Catch the Spurs Spirit! It's a Fast-breakin' Fiesta!

by tomasito on Jan 26, 2009 11:58 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Not sure why the image got blown up about 25% when I posted it. Now the jpeg artifacts are visible and I seem like I don’t know what I’m doing. Does anyone know? Is there a default image sizing for posts?

Catch the Spurs Spirit! It's a Fast-breakin' Fiesta!

by tomasito on Jan 26, 2009 12:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I just realized I had set my browser to magnify everything on the page. D’oh! [smacks forehead]

Catch the Spurs Spirit! It's a Fast-breakin' Fiesta!

by tomasito on Jan 26, 2009 12:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He is SOOOO ADORABLE!!

(the little guy on the left… :)

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 26, 2009 12:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He gets his good looks from Mom. From me, he inherited a propensity to cry for no reason and an endless hunger for Cheerios.

Catch the Spurs Spirit! It's a Fast-breakin' Fiesta!

by tomasito on Jan 26, 2009 12:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You know, medical science has now shown that a tie exists between an endless hunger for Cheerios and a love for the Spurs. So he’s got that going for him as well.

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 26, 2009 10:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That kid’s a total chick magnet. Would you lend it to me?

Kudos.

by LatinD on Jan 27, 2009 6:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ahem. Lend him. Him. Totally not objectifying your child.

by LatinD on Jan 27, 2009 6:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Um, let me think about it for a sec…No.

You know what’s funny about the “chick magnet” comment is he really does seem to flirt with cute girls and women. Like we’ll be walking in the mall or someplace, and a cute girl walks by, and he gives her this “look at me, I’m so adorable, don’t you want to hug me” look, and 9 times out of 10 the girl will smile at him and wave or wink. He doesn’t try to make eyes at less attractive girls or at guys.

We used to say he was like Pootie Tang, if anyone’s seen that movie.

Catch the Spurs Spirit! It's a Fast-breakin' Fiesta!

by tomasito on Jan 28, 2009 1:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ive seen it…. It confused the hell out of me

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 28, 2009 5:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

“Hey there…. You wanna go ahead and grab a seat for me, I’d like to ask you a few questions.”

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 27, 2009 6:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs


Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 26, 2009 2:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Where’s the chopper?!

by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 26, 2009 4:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Rockin’ the 5 o’clock….nice!

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 26, 2009 7:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Just trying to keep up with you babe. ;)

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 26, 2009 7:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ZING!

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 26, 2009 7:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

CMoney 75524 Surfergirl 0

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 26, 2009 7:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ummmmm, I beg to differ….. But I’ll leave it at that for now

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 26, 2009 7:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OK, so I’m having a hard time posting pictures without getting the URL address on it… Hmmmmm. Any help??

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 26, 2009 7:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

use photobucket.. and copy the direct link

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 26, 2009 7:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Finally!!

I feel so tech-savvy right now….

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 26, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That a girl!

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 26, 2009 8:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Suck it!

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 26, 2009 8:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

:::TAKING THIS BACK, YOU CAN’T HAVE IT ANYMORE:::

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 26, 2009 8:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t want it anyway!!! It’s probably nasty…

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 26, 2009 8:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We both know that’s a lie, my cookies are delicious…. (notice the perfect chocolate chips on the golden brown cookie)

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 26, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

“My cookies are delicious”

Who wants to take this one??

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 26, 2009 8:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what the guy in the van with the tinted windows said.

"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers

by Hipuks on Jan 26, 2009 8:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That one has Hipuks written all over it.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 26, 2009 8:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep…

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 26, 2009 8:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Where the heck are your pics? Can’t find them.

Straight from the No-Stat Zone to your computer!

by LatinD on Feb 6, 2009 5:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

we may need to have a talk about the lighting in these photos — but maybe not if, being a video guy, you don’t care about your stills. :-)

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 26, 2009 10:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well I think it’s obvious that I didn’t take these…

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 27, 2009 10:05 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Shhhhh, JRW….Tread very gently when it comes to CMoney’s ego. Handle with care.

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 27, 2009 10:11 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

haha yes It’s very fragile…

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 27, 2009 10:14 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

::frantically trying to figure out what's going on::

CMoney didn’t return an insult with an insult?? I don’t even know what to do right now!

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 27, 2009 10:22 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Right here is when I would call you a dirty whore for flirting with my own blood again, but after seeing your picture I’m not quite as protective for some reason.

by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 27, 2009 10:23 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, SiMA…you haven’t really been around lately. Plus, from the CMoney’s mouth itself: “I’ve always thought of you as just a friend, surfergirlsa” or something like that.

P.S. Sorry you didn’t find me attractive; that makes me a little bit sad…

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 27, 2009 10:26 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s not that I don’t find you particularly attractive, it’s that I’m scared I couldn’t afford to feed you.

And I’m coming back soon, work’s been crazy lately. Been lurking though.

by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 27, 2009 10:28 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, yeah, I could see how that’s a viable concern. I’m pretty self-sufficient, though. Growing up in a trailer park will do that to a girl.

How was your date the other night?

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 27, 2009 10:31 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Growing UP in a trailer park?? Hell, you ATE the trailer park.

Good times, I’ll fill you in later.

Gotta get on the road again, but I’ll catch you peeps tonight.

by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 27, 2009 10:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I resent that comment.

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 27, 2009 10:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

…You’re a madman. I love you.

Straight from the No-Stat Zone to your computer!

by LatinD on Feb 6, 2009 5:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well my post was dripping with sarcasm…

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 27, 2009 10:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I know, I know…

Hey, don’t you have more important things to be doing right now??

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 27, 2009 10:39 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

God you love keeping tabs on me. I’m working from home…. got me some emails to follow up on.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 27, 2009 10:43 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I was just trying to be a good friend, looking out for you, that’s all.

Damn, you’re in a bad mood today! Sorry for caring!!!

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 27, 2009 10:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah yeah, whatever stalker. ;)

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 27, 2009 10:47 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If YOU all weren’t stalkers I’d post a picture of me pouting right now in response. But whatever.

Friendship OFF Cmoney.

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 27, 2009 10:49 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sweetie the friendship was off when I had you served with the restraining order…

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 27, 2009 10:54 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

::crying big, sad tears::

Maybe when SiMA’s done with “he’s just not that into you” he’ll have to send it to me. I totally thought the restraining order thing was just for fun, you know, to test how much I really wanted to be your friend.

Shit, I hate it when that happens…

;)

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 27, 2009 10:57 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey C,

I copyrighted the restraining order comment in the other thread. You can not use without my prior consent.

Which you totally have… cuz you know, you’re my everything.

God, I sound like an ass when I try to suck up.

I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili

by bellasa on Jan 27, 2009 2:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You already turned your back on me Bella. I thought we had something special…. Your words now fall on deaf ears.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 27, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Will Q-tips work?

I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili

by bellasa on Jan 27, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh and my friend was trying out his new “tobacco filter” on that second picture. You should see what it does to sunsets.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 27, 2009 10:15 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

“Tobacco filter” eh? I’ve heard they’re over-rated

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 27, 2009 10:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I so miss DFW. You know what I’m talking about. Unless she’s your sister, then she just looks really kindhearted and sweet.

by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 29, 2009 4:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha no she’s not my sister. She’s from NC. I met her in Cancun.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 30, 2009 12:02 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh jeeze…. here we go folks.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Feb 1, 2009 10:32 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Aren’t we pleasant this morning….

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Feb 1, 2009 10:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I only hit ya cuz I love ya.

;)

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Feb 1, 2009 10:40 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, Ike

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Feb 1, 2009 10:41 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Just following your lead after last night’s game thread. ;)

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Feb 1, 2009 12:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs


me in the great SA


me and my brothers in CO


me and the wife

by znimrod on Jan 26, 2009 4:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmm, 3 old ags. 3 bald guys with beards.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 26, 2009 4:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Fabricio shamed me into shaving the beard.

by sungo on Jan 26, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well, i’m an ags son, but still, yeah

by znimrod on Jan 27, 2009 9:18 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i used sum site called tiny pic..not sure if its better or not than photobucket

by LAX inc. on Jan 26, 2009 8:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hey, how come SiMA hasn’t posted a pic yet? It’s that whole libertarian concern with privacy isn’t it?

"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers

by Hipuks on Jan 26, 2009 8:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he’s hideously ugly…

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 26, 2009 8:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 26, 2009 8:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHLOLOLOLOLOLHAHAHAHHALOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"

by SinCitySpur on Jan 26, 2009 9:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t trust you socialist bastards. Michael had a great point about not knowing who the hell you guys are out there, and I call people “retarded” and “dumbass” and “shit-for-brains” too often to not fear reprisals.

Actually, I fear no man. I’m like Manu in that way. But I definitely fear surfergirl now that I’ve seen her. I haven’t had much time to post lately, but I’m looking for pics……….. be patient, Hipuks.

by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 26, 2009 11:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Surfergirl actually posted a real pic of herself. But it has been mysteriously deleted by the powers that be. All I’m gonna say is, it seems like a miracle a girl like her would post in a den of loserdom like this. And also you would love her sartorial choices.

"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers

by Hipuks on Jan 26, 2009 11:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, Hipuks….at least, I think…
You’re not mocking my “sartorial choices” are you??

;)

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 28, 2009 1:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Never. Though I didn’t know Harvard had opened a franchise university in the deep south.

"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers

by Hipuks on Jan 29, 2009 12:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Flannel shirts and coboy hats, when worn right, are appropriate attire ANYwhere, Hipuks….back me up on this SiMA?

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 31, 2009 10:45 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t try to bait me, I’m not stupid.

Know your limits.

by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 31, 2009 12:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Paranoid much??

I was serious…you didn’t see it, but in the actual picture of me that was posted for a short time I was wearing a flannel shirt and had my hair braided in pig tails. I wasn’t trying to trap you, just form an alliance is all. I should’ve known better….

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 31, 2009 6:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m gonna go grab some dinner. You kids behave yourself.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 26, 2009 9:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I’ll miss you!!!

NOT

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 26, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, the Knicks beat the Rockets and the Thunder are destroying the Nets tonight.

The Sixers have sucked in the second half against the Hornets and are losing by 13.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 26, 2009 9:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Are you gonna be participatin’ in the game thread tomorrow?

"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers

by Hipuks on Jan 26, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Probably.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 26, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m horrible on this computer can someone help a inept, simpleton like myself and tell me how to post pictures? thanks
Adam

by adam8065 on Jan 26, 2009 9:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I followed JRW’s advice above and it worked out just fine for me.

BTW, THANKS JRW!!! I could have never done it without you, how rude of me to forget that.

"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"

by SinCitySpur on Jan 26, 2009 9:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

just seeing your smiling face is thanks enough

but thanks for finally getting around to remembering me, you ingrate!

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 26, 2009 10:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

go to tinypic.com or imageshack and upload your pictures onto it. then copy the URL. Come back here and on the Post a Comment part, there is a little tree thing that you need to click. Past the url after you have clicked the little tree thing.

What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)

the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post

by Hamer_SpursFan on Jan 26, 2009 9:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

holy shit batman that is a lot of work!!!!! I guess I have some work to do..thanks the tutorial. I greatly appreciate it.

by adam8065 on Jan 26, 2009 9:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Remember it, there’s gonna be a quiz later.

"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"

by SinCitySpur on Jan 26, 2009 9:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

am I allowed to cheat?

by adam8065 on Jan 26, 2009 9:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Only if you learn to use the reply button instead.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 26, 2009 9:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"

by SinCitySpur on Jan 26, 2009 9:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wow, tough room

and deservedly so, I might add

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 26, 2009 10:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, boys, I'm out.

Need to catch up on emails… Nite!!

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 26, 2009 9:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Night Howdy Doody

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 26, 2009 9:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So…at what point did this thread turn into “Hey, we’re not doing anything tonight, let’s just shoot the breeze at the picture thread”?

"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers

by Hipuks on Jan 26, 2009 9:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think we passed that point already.

BTW, major kudos on coming up with the thread. If LatinD were here, he would have “wrecked it to hell” by now.

"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"

by SinCitySpur on Jan 26, 2009 9:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I got the idea from fish forums. Though usually there, it’s the girls who put their pics first, and guys are more reluctant to. It could be because most are old guys an maybe the only bright thing in their life is flirting with someone online.
Anyway, I’m really glad it took off, I was worried I was gonna be the only one putting my dumbass face on the thread and the rest were gonna be…um…no way.

"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers

by Hipuks on Jan 26, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Later Daisy.

"Well if I am truly crazy, don't you know I like my life that way"

by SinCitySpur on Jan 26, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thank lord you didnt post a photo with a Spurs 09 champions jersey

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 26, 2009 11:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, good call Chilai. But now you’ve just given him an idea.

by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 26, 2009 11:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

A tiny picture of stampler.

Some picture I took for some NY Times online magazine thing where they actually had me write three articles for them. Rocking my Eagles hat. I like sports caps like I like my crime: Black on black. And yes, as sad as it is for my people, I am the handsomest Turkish guy in the world.

by Aaronstampler on Jan 27, 2009 2:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Remember that time we saw Fantastic Four II? You suggested that. You still owe me that 2 hours of my life back.

by sungo on Jan 27, 2009 9:34 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

How is Fantastic Four II bad? Are you gay? The whole point of the movie was to ride Jessica Alba’s popularity at the time. The Thing could have been painted green and wear a tutu and no one would notice.

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 27, 2009 9:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You forgot to say, not that there would be anything wrong with being gay. Just looking out for the PC lingo in Hipuk’s absence…

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 27, 2009 11:13 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

of course that there would be anything wrong with being gay. Except one thing: loving jessica alba.

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 27, 2009 11:26 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Just wanted to say there’s EVERYTHING wrong with the Fantastic Four II. If one wanted to see some sexy chick you could watch softcore porn and save yourself 10 bucks and a couple of brain cells. She’s got like the reverse of the Midas touch, everything she appears in turns to crap

"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers

by Hipuks on Jan 27, 2009 7:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

nah, porn is porn. Its a different thing than having a crush on a hollywood star.

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 27, 2009 8:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll never understand the brain of a man…

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 28, 2009 1:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well you made me play that stupid army video game that I sucked at. So we’re even. And when you factor in all your lecturing phone calls, you’ve clearly wasted more of my life than I have of yours.

by Aaronstampler on Jan 27, 2009 4:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Someone’s got to make a gentleman of you.

by sungo on Jan 27, 2009 6:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

many have tried, all have failed miserably. Just like turning Tony into a point guard!

by Aaronstampler on Jan 27, 2009 8:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Tony’s more of a passing 2-guard.

Manu’s more of a passing-to-the-other-team 2-guard.

by sungo on Jan 27, 2009 10:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s so refreshing to finally read someone on the internet slamming Manu for those turnovers. I’ve been waiting…

by Aaronstampler on Jan 28, 2009 5:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This is like watching a really good tennis match… Federer vs. Nadal. I can’t wait to see how it all turns out.

;-)

I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili

by bellasa on Jan 28, 2009 5:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m waiting for someone to make fun of Tony for being French. There’s so much untapped potential there.

by sungo on Jan 28, 2009 10:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t make fun of Tony for being French. I make fun of him for being a crappy passing point guard, an inefficient scorer and an indifferent defender.

He just happens to be a pompous French bastard. I’m just happy he’s not American so I can say whatever I want without PC twits calling me a racist.

You gotta admit Powell, Tony makes it awfully easy to make fun of him sometimes. The rapping, the pictures, the wife, the ego, it’s not like I’m hurting for material.

by Aaronstampler on Jan 30, 2009 1:00 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wow – you are all some decent looking people…….time to lower the bar. here is one of me and my son. He’s gonna be 5 in about 5 weeks and I will be 42 tomorrow. This picture is about a year old. The boy is bigger now.

i will prolly try to dig up another photo or two to post later

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by bones on Jan 27, 2009 10:59 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

What a cutie!!

(The little boy…don’t want to be accused of flirting with someone else…..SiMA…)

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 27, 2009 11:12 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

cradle robber!!!!!!! (yelled out in his best SiMA voice).

by bones on Jan 27, 2009 2:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You’re all trying to win the PTR girls over with your cute kids. Not fair.

by LatinD on Jan 27, 2009 6:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

using photos of the kiddos?

If this was an old west gunfight, then I’ve got more bullets than anyone here … and I haven’t fired a single shot yet. I’ve been staying above the fray, but I can mix it up with you guys if it’s necessary.

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 27, 2009 10:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, I would say you haven’t been saving shots, if you have so many kids.

"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers

by Hipuks on Jan 27, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

now THAT is a very LatinD thing to say……

by bones on Jan 28, 2009 8:40 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Werd, Tomasito & Bones

You guys have some really cute kids. Make sure they eat all their veggies… so they’ll be as smart as you when they grow up.

I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili

by bellasa on Jan 27, 2009 3:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Hipuks, you really suck. I’m stuck in Humpsville and have to photos to share. By the time I come back home all you handsome fellas will have posted your photos, and I’ll be stuck at the bottom, both literally and figuratively.

I thought you were my broda of another motha and fatha.

by LatinD on Jan 27, 2009 6:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hey, just saving the best for last dood.
Well that sounded really gay. Not that there would be anything wrong with being gay. Unless you’re one of those gays who pretend he’s not gay and is against other gays, in which case it is wrong to be gay. Well, not so much being gay as being a hypocrite. So it IS wrong to be a hypocrite but not to be gay. I think it would be wrong to be a gay hypocrite, but not because of the gay part, because there’s nothing wrong with that unless you’re also a hypocrite.
Just trying to clarify.

"Long ago there were these two awful towns. Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after...after an even weirder move"- The Professor Brothers

by Hipuks on Jan 27, 2009 7:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Uuuummmm, yeah… what H says.

I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili

by bellasa on Jan 27, 2009 7:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey guys...

Just wanted to give you guys some major props. I’m a huge Laker fan but I occasionally read this site from time to time, particuarly when our teams are playing each other. It takes some balls to actually show your faces on the internet these days. Most guys these days are such big badasses on internet blogs but in reality are pencil thin geeks who couldn’t bench their weight if their life depended on it. It’s very cool to see you guys man up and show your ugly mugs.

Good luck to your team the rest of the season.

by RCollier27 on Jan 27, 2009 7:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I could not bench my weight if my life depended on it.

by sungo on Jan 27, 2009 7:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I could probably get my weight if I did a set of 10.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 27, 2009 7:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It would leave me sweaty and panting just to count to my weight.

by Aaronstampler on Jan 27, 2009 8:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You have to be in pretty good shape to bench your weight. Plus, it’s harder for tall guys like me. The geometry of the long arms and all, plus I have to do more weight. I can do 5 pull-ups, though. Can I get a RCollier27 presidential ribbon of fitness?

Catch the Spurs Spirit! It's a Fast-breakin' Fiesta!

by tomasito on Jan 28, 2009 6:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I can bench 250 now 5 times and I barely weigh 165pds it did take me almost 7 years to get to this point…obviously benching isn’t beneficial for anything but inflating my pathetic ego.

by adam8065 on Jan 27, 2009 9:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

i was just gonna ask – how much ya bench??

by bones on Jan 27, 2009 9:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hey, there’s something to be said for a pathetic ego — especially if it’s inflatable

… uh, I don’t think that’s quite what I meant to say

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 27, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I know you’ll hit 250 7 times though if you just hang with it. Stay focused, and don’t give up. I’m sure that you’ll reach your dreams and keep getting better. I’m positive that you’ll get there.

by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 27, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Testerone Fest!!!

BANNED.

Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.

by surfergirlsa on Jan 28, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe we should go back to talking about which NBA players we would like to have babies with…

Catch the Spurs Spirit! It's a Fast-breakin' Fiesta!

by tomasito on Jan 28, 2009 7:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

definate ban discussing weight lifting

i have to hear about it enough when i’m working out around meatheads.

“I totally blasted my pecs today, bro”

What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)

the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post

by Hamer_SpursFan on Jan 28, 2009 9:03 PM CST up reply