You might want to lay off PTR if …
by surfergirlsa on Jan 21, 2009 8:03 PM CST
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You cancel plans with your friends on a Saturday night so you can stay home, hop online and play drinking games with your fellow PTR-ers. Not that I’ve ever done this…
You’ve considered going out and buying a fish aquarium because you can’t get enough of Hipuks’ fish pics.
You have to fight the urge to say “That’s what she said” when your mom says something that she thinks is completely innocuous, like “That was really hard.”
You’re at work or hanging out with your friends and someone makes a sexually inappropriate comment, to which you reply “BANNED!” before you can stop yourself.
You receive puzzled expressions from your friends after calling them “The JV” when they do something stupid. Why don’t they get the joke??
When you wake up, you realize that you just dreamt about your PTR friends all night. Faceless, some even nameless, friends. It’s like when you watch a TV show so much that you start to believe the characters are your friends in real life.
You’re about to put on your clothes for the day, and as you pick out a cashmere sweater, ATS’s face (and by face, of course I mean Avatar/profile pic) passes before your eyes. Because we all know he has a strange obsession with cashmere.
You’re talking to someone, they say something you totally agree with, so you shout “Plus 1!!”
That's all I've got for now.Feel free to add to the list. And go easy on me...this is my first time... (TWSS)
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So fucking hilarious. Best fanpost ever.
My Warcraft friends are tired of “+1” and “that’s what she said”…………..
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
::blushing with modesty::
Thanks, Chil!!! Yeah, I think my family’s getting annoyed with my “+1” too, Lol
Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.
by surfergirlsa on Jan 21, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
How about “You’re starting to think it’s socially acceptable to make references to your Warcraft lifestyle?”
by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 21, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
I dont have any problems to talk about my lifestyle. I have nothing to be ashamed of. Im not that chubby guy full of pimples (not that I have any trouble with people like that) who spends his whole day in front of a PC.
BTW, is it me or you are just a bit jealous? Dont be afraid, I dont steal girls… (at least up until now hehe)
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
I’m not jealous of your your chick-getting skills, I’m jealous of your Level 80 Mage.
by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 22, 2009 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
pewpewpew!!!
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Jan 22, 2009 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
Then im imagining what face you will make when I tell you that I have also a lvl80 druid…. and i can get girls too…. you can go die and roll in your grave now
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
i played a ton of WoW as well in ‘05 and in ’08. had a druid, warrior and priest. quit the day my guild killed illidan. doubt i’ll ever play the game again
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Jan 23, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
Hey chilai…howz the xpac going for you. I still haven’t even hit 80 on a DK. Its freaking hard to lvl late imo, and I barely play. Maybe coupla hrs a week. Figure, it will take me till summer to get there.
Great FanPost, sgsa. I’ve been cracking my buddies up all day with the “that’s what she said” bit!
"You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas." -Davy Crockett
"Give me an army of West Point graduates, and I'll win a battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies, and I'll win a war." -Gen. George S. Patton
I know…it just never gets old, does it?? (Ok, well maybe sometimes it almost starts to…but neh!)
Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.
by surfergirlsa on Jan 21, 2009 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
That phrase is like fine wine—just gets better with age. Not that I would know anything about wine from experience, lol.
"You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas." -Davy Crockett
"Give me an army of West Point graduates, and I'll win a battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies, and I'll win a war." -Gen. George S. Patton
by spursfan4ever on Jan 21, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
…if you are sending pictures of places you know in common via email to other PtR’s.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 21, 2009 9:36 PM CST reply actions
Hey look...
…it’s SiMA’s hat.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 21, 2009 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
What’s that? No, not on the hood…… sticking out of my back. Ooooohhh, it’s just the sharp knife of betrayal.
by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 21, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
I bet the great burger you had makes up for the pain in your back.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 21, 2009 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
You’re gonna be all kinds of cocky and witty when you get another picture within the next few weeks of me actually partaking of a burger you can only daydream about.
And I just made a “note to self” than when ATS gets smashed on the upcoming Spring SPURS trip, many pictures will be shared with PtR. You’ve been warned.
by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 21, 2009 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
YES!! Please do post pics…many pics!
Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.
by surfergirlsa on Jan 22, 2009 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
I’ll be down with this if you make sure to post the picture of you with my vomit on you.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 22, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
Do people really eat in there??
Damn, that is one really blue sky…
Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.
by surfergirlsa on Jan 22, 2009 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
It’s the best, trust us. And yes, the sky west of Kansas actually looks like that.
by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 22, 2009 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, it looks better than it used to. It was just a trailer.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jan 22, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
It’s a typical NM construction upgrade- stucco adobe your trailer.
by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 22, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
All of the above are definitely true, but…
For me it’s making a comment and then answering the comment yourself ala Hipuks style.
I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili
Another good one. Love it! Unfortunately, I did this before my PtR days. It probably comes from having brothers who didn’t always listen to me, so I had to answer my own questions and laugh at my own jokes.
:: re-supressing memories ::
Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.
by surfergirlsa on Jan 22, 2009 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
God i love PtR.
i like the JV reference in real life, but i may be a little more subtle. If someone says something that is considered old and/or worthless, i will say “man that’s so savvy”
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Jan 21, 2009 11:35 PM CST reply actions
not to go all hipuks style, but i’m considering buying an xbox 360 or a Wii. thoughts?
i love zelda and super smash brothers on wii.
i love call of duty (hehehe….doodie) and fable on xbox and i am fairly interested in this fallout game or whatevs yall were talking about in the previous game threads.
give me some deets
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Jan 21, 2009 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
wii. its more fun and enjoyable, especially with friends.
but then i use my pc for “serious” games, and believe a console should be a console, not an all-encompassing entertainment system.
by sleep research facility on Jan 22, 2009 5:27 AM CST up reply actions
Definately the 360. Games are better, deeper and better graphics. The FPS games are legit (you like CoD4?, try Gears of War), and the sports games are the best of any system.
Plus, I have an Xbox. My 11- year old niece has a Wii. That should tell you everything.
by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 22, 2009 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
11 year olds seem to have a lot of fun. My vote goes to Wii
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
i dont think i will get a decision from this
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Jan 22, 2009 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
I hate to say it, but I’m gonna have to agree with SiMA on this one. I don’t like video games, though, so I’m only speaking from what I’ve heard other people say. Most of the guys I know (including my brothers) prefer the XBox over the Wii.
Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.
by surfergirlsa on Jan 22, 2009 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
Spot on, SiMA. I primarily play the sports games on xbox, and it’s worlds ahead of the wii or ps3
"You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas." -Davy Crockett
"Give me an army of West Point graduates, and I'll win a battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies, and I'll win a war." -Gen. George S. Patton
by spursfan4ever on Jan 22, 2009 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
i don’t play sports games. could care less about them
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Jan 22, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
1.) What is wrong with you?
2.) It’s beyond that. I researched heavily before buying a new console, and 360 is by far the way to go. The games are better, pure and simple. CoD4 is worth 360 alone.
by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 22, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
Xbox live alone is reason enough for me to go with the 360. The sports games are far and away the best out there (especially nba live and madden) from both a graphics and a gameplay perspective. I don’t play FPS games, but my roommate’s 360 FPS games are unreal—CoD and Gears of War are the best 360 games of their kind, no ifs, ands, or butts.
"You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas." -Davy Crockett
"Give me an army of West Point graduates, and I'll win a battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies, and I'll win a war." -Gen. George S. Patton
by spursfan4ever on Jan 22, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
Ditto on all that, Hamer. Go with the 360, you won’t be disappointed. And you won’t be ashamed as you would when you tell other dudes that you have a Wii.
by SgtinManusArmy on Jan 22, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
haha alright
but you can’t deny super smash brothers is f5g awesome
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Jan 22, 2009 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
This is the same reason all people would tell you to watch that expressionist french movie instead of Iron Man or Transformers. They all want to watch what its supposed to be “better”, “more classy”, “more intelectual” and that has the better reviews from the so called experts. Still, you cant deny that the guy watching Iron Man is having 100X times a lor more fun that the one watching the french movie. Do yourself a favor, buy a Wii and be happy. Really happy with smiles and all that shit.
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
-the Denver Post
by Hamer_SpursFan on Jan 23, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
that made me laugh so much
Iove it — LOVE IT
ah, I wish I’d had more time for PrR lately
I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili
by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 23, 2009 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
Ooh, I like the way you think. I’ll have to try that one instead. They’ll still be lost, but who cares? They shouldn’t say such stupid crap…
Leave the gun; take the Ginobili.
by surfergirlsa on Jan 22, 2009 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
I think people need to check out “it’s always sunny in Philadelphia”
this show is as good as the “Larry David show” and “Arrest Development”
Also very episode actually continues from the previous show it’s very crude, funny and ingenius! And they make fun of very race, religion, sex, and anything and everything that is taboo in our society today.
http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/sunny/
you can watch episodes online. I guarantee you guys and girls will love it!
by adam8065 on Jan 28, 2009 12:10 AM CST reply actions
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