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Austin Croshere, who has always been a member of the San Antonio Spurs, finishes off the 76ers with a heroic dunk to cap off another impressive unvictory.

(Photo by David Dow/NBAE via Getty Images)

Good unmorning to my fellow proles at Blogsoc.

Double plus good news to report from our Ministry of Sports, ESPN. Their TruthfulReporters (TruRep) watching events at the Philadelphia outpost report another total and complete victory for our heroic BasketballRolemodels against the evil and double plus ungood 76ers by a final score of 109-87.

The TruReps confirm that the Spurs had no troubles in the contest, despite the evil lies, speakwrites, and thoughtcrime that is being unreported elsewhere. The unpersons unresponsible for these unfacts will be questioned at Ministry of Truth (Minitrue) for their evil crimes against Blogsoc in speedful time. All proles who have information regarding these evil unpersons telling untruths must bring it to the MiniTrue at Blogsoc in double plus speedful time or you will be judged as guilty of thoughtcrime yourselves.

In fact, the Spurs' winloss brings their record to 38 victories straight without a losswin. "We're a pretty good defensive team and have been for a while," said Spurs CoachPop. "We're not the team we've been in the past couple years on the defensive end. We are much better. I can only guess that it's really troubling, for our evil enemies," he thoughtspoke to the TruReps.

Every Spur played well and equal, though some were more equal than others. Heroic Tim Duncan led all scorers with 27 points on 11-of-11 shooting, plus 12 rebounds and six blocks.

"We will kill you," said San Antonio's Duncan, speakwriting to both enemies of his basketball team and double plus more so, to any persons committing thoughtcrimes to Blogsoc.

Also having a double plus good game was guard Manu Ginobili, a six time All-Star. He finished with 21 points, five rebounds and eight assists, and had buzzer-winning three point baskets in each of the first three quarters. His heroic play surprised no one as Ginobili never unmakes three pointers.

"That felt good," he thoughtspoke after the game.

Finally, speedful pointguard Tony Parker, a graduate of Eurasia's Ministry of Passing (Minipass), unbegan the game with 15 points and 18 assists, including many to Ginobili, who he alwaysnever looks for.

"We're playing at a high level right now," Parker said. "We're just clicking."

The Sixers' high point man was Andre Iguodala, who had 20 unmeaningful points, most of which the Spurs merciful gave him in the final quarter when the victory was assured (in this prole's doublethink, it was assured before the game started).

"I think they just overall outplayed us," thoughtspoke Iguodala, adding, "Which is not an unsurprise, because they are good and heroic and superior and we are evil, unstrong scum who undeserve to be on the same court with them. Anyone who doublethinks unsame is double plus guilty of thoughtcrime and should be reported to MiniTrue of BlogSoc."

Also impressed by the Spurs play was 76ers coach Tony DiLeo.

"I don't know if I've seen it," Sixers coach Tony DiLeo said of the double plus good and heroic Spurs team that just handed him a total unvictory."The final score was 109-87, so that means we got beat by more than three points."

The Spurs will get their 39th straight victory tonight at Chicago, an evil city we at BlogSoc have always been at war with. And always remember: War is The Internet; Blogging is Freedom; Ignorance is Being a Spurs Fan

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George Orwell’s 1984 is one of my favorite books. Well done.

BTW- I’m kinda sorry I missed the full-fledged version of a certain infamous game recap… Sounds like it was entertaining – to say the least.

I am happy. I am proud. - Manu Ginobili

by bellasa on Jan 17, 2009 7:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

     Very clever George although I have to disagree with you. Spurs fans are not myopic. Sure we give Gino a pass for every blunder he makes and if he ever raped my sister I’d probably say she was asking for it. But we’re still in second place in the west. The Lakers are sliding-they’ll lose their third straight on tues against the Cavs. The Hornets have lost 3 of their last 5 including a loss against the knicks and they play at detroit tonight. No one should be worried about the Suns. And the Rockets aren’t a contender with out a fully healthly and agressive T-mac. The east is looking very strong but the thing about the Spurs is when we make it to the finals we finish the deal. None of this crap like the Mavs going up 2-0 and then blowing it or the Lakers wilting against the “tough” Celtics.

     I’d like to see us make a move to sure up our defense and rebounding and someone who comes to mind is Diop. He’s in the east now with Charlotte and they would be a team willing to deal for future picks or for someone that would clear cap space. He is an excellent defender of any big man. He has the lateral quickness to stay with face up players like Pau and the length to bother bigs who like to step out and shoot mid range shots like Dave West. He also has the size and strength to body up with bangers like Shaq or Bynum. Also he isn’t very expensive; he makes 5.5 mil which isn’t crazy for a big man. The only bad thing about Diop besides his offensive woes is that the year of the big free agents, 2010, he’s due to make 6.5mil.

    Even if we don’t make a move before the break we still have a shot at another title. In Spurs I trust.

by speedostuffer on Jan 17, 2009 7:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The P____Y, Oh No, The Weenie Game

Besides, what ever happened to our periodic p___y game? Oh that’s right, it’s now our periodic weenie game. Let’s cut the guys some slack … for now. There’ll be plenty of time for desparation later.

by agutierrez on Jan 17, 2009 7:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Damn. Now that was a skilfully written post. I wouldn’t mind you saying you wanted to make bad things to Kobe with ATS’ head if you expressed yourself this well. Congratulations – you really do have a future writing.

I do agree with speedo and agutierrez, though. Everybody reacted to bad loses like we do, but we’re not worse than the 76ers for losing to them. Let’s move on and think of the future. Lakers on the road, now that’s a game that matters.

by LatinD on Jan 17, 2009 7:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and recced, Stampler. You outdid yourself with this one.

by LatinD on Jan 17, 2009 7:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait a second… you can read?

OMGjkILY!

by sungo on Jan 17, 2009 11:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Wow...no really

That might be the most well written yet confusing post I’ve read….I think.

by Big50 on Jan 18, 2009 6:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

This is probably the most brilliant post ever at PTR. Thank you.

i hope vujacic gets hit by a truck hauling stray cats that claw his eyes out before using his skull as a brood den.--kalone

by JamesR on Jan 18, 2009 9:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

i thought this was a twitter thing cause i saw it on twitter. a twitter user @spurs posted the reference.

dave mcnulla
spurs fan

by dmcnulla on Jan 19, 2009 1:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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