Apparently, any Fox programming other than "American Idol" is too complicated for me.

by Aaronstampler on Jan 14, 2009 4:31 AM CST Comment 13 comments

Okay, first the ugly business. Here's your Spurs-Magic recap. And yes, it involves some grouchiness towards a certain Frenchman, so be warned.

Also, there's this:

Lie to Me - Promo (via FoxBroadcasting)

It's a promo for this show on Fox I'm thinking of checking out, called "Lie To Me." It looks pretty interesting, and I like the main actor, Tim Roth. There is something about the premise that confuses me though, and I feel like sharing. As far as I can gather, the guy is supposed to be an expert at telling whether people are telling the truth or lying based on his ability to spot their involuntary facial tics, expressions, mannerisms, etc.

Now, if movements are involuntary, then how can actors in a fictional TV show do them? I mean, after all, if an actor on the show is guilty of killing his wife on the script, and he says, "I didn't kill my wife," well then he's lying on TV, but he's telling the truth in real life.

Conversely, if he is telling the truth on TV, admitting, "It was me, I did it," then he'd be lying in real life, right?

So how are they going to get these actors to make these involuntary facial tics when they're supposed to or not supposed to? How can you control something like that? I thought the whole point is that you can't. Any help?

Also, why the hell didn't they use the Depeche Mode song in their promo? Oh, maybe that's why. God, Depeche Mode might be the most effeminate band ever. I've seen them in concert and it was exactly like this clip. I swear their male fans are more attractive than their female ones.

P.S. Also, now that I'm back, I plan on being on the same schedule as last year. I'll do game recaps for the odd numbered games (like the Lakers game coming up) and post on Spursdynasty with a link like I had for this post for the even numbered games. I hope this doesn't step on anyone's toes too badly, and obviously it's not personal to anyone who feels slighted or inconvenienced, but to use the modern athlete's favorite cliche, "It is what it is."

By all means, rip me to a fare thee well if you like; I deserve it. I guess I should've given advance notice.

P.P.S. I've gotten wind that ATS is apparently an unabashed Manubasher. How Matthew has let this go on for months I cannot fathom, but I certainly will put a stop to it, even if I have to challenge him to an honor du-el

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Wait a fucking second, are you telling me that tv shows are not completely accurate and based on reality? That they might stretch the truth and have no real basis on facts?
Like when Bear Grylls of Man Vs. Wild fame acts like the biggest badass in the world but actually sleeps on comfy motels at night?: http://www.reuters.com/article/televisionNews/idUSN2439321520070724
No way man, that’s the craziest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. What’s next? Politicians telling lies?
Anyway, if you have Showtime, do yourself a favor and watch Dexter, the best thing on tv right now.

by Hipuks on Jan 14, 2009 4:59 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Actually, Madmen is the best thing on TV.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jan 14, 2009 6:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Pushing Daisies is a close 2nd, if only for the cinematography — and the dialogue is top notch too, if it does tend to get a bit sappy on the relationship side.

I am calm, filling myself with patience - Manu Ginobili

by jollyrogerwilco on Jan 15, 2009 2:03 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

And how many serial killers do those shows have? I rest my case.

by Hipuks on Jan 15, 2009 4:15 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Awesome recap. I envy your writing skills if not your bed skills. You should be glad though, that you have such an honest girlfriend. I mean, think about it, would you rather she moan when you’re doing nothing but making eye contact with her? I think it’s better she be honest than obviously fake, like Bear Grylls, who’s a fucking fake.
Also, if you don’t mind me asking, why do you write for SpursDynasty? Not that I have anything against that, but it doesn’t seem to be a very active site.

by Hipuks on Jan 14, 2009 5:26 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Hm. Okay, several things:

You’re definitely not the cheeriest guy in PTR. Maybe you were for a few days after that surprising “The Spurs are so Awesome” post, but you’ve left your peppy days behind. The loss against the Magic hit us hard, eh.
I read Manu’s post at his site, and that comment he made regarding Bowen. I believe you’re either reading Manu wrong or putting too much weight into his words. Basically he said “Age catches us all”. I doubt that’ll bother Bowen – if he even hears the comment at all. I doubt the Spurs make a habit of traipsing into SpursTalk or Manu’s site.
Regarding the lack of dunks, I’m also not completely happy about it. However, we do seem to be one of the best teams on the league at finishing inside. So that’s something. The lack of dunks and +1s seem to be in line with Tim Varner’s article regarding the orders from Pop to Duncan and Manu to preserve their bodies by settling for jumpers more often in the regular season. Against the Magic (a real challenge) Manu, for instance, got 7 FTs. That’s got to be one of best games in that area so far this season.
Liked your comment about a long two being the best possible outcome for a defense, other than a TO. Spot on.

Oh, and yes, the intro had too much information. Nice recap, Stampler. Feels like the good ol’ times already.

by LatinD on Jan 14, 2009 8:24 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Oh, and in ATS’s defense, he’s not a Manubasher. Ignore the homers.

by LatinD on Jan 14, 2009 12:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Random stat for you guys: Finley is second on the team in dunks. I can remember like 4 or 5 this season.

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 14, 2009 12:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Hill’s the only one that reeeeally dunks that chit.

by LatinD on Jan 14, 2009 12:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

“Isn’t Depeche Mode German for ‘We Suck’.” – Beavis & Butthead

by Jason Roberts on Jan 14, 2009 12:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

HAHAHA I remember that line, B&B watching videos, I miss those guys

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jan 14, 2009 4:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Hey Stamps, what if they filmed the actors close up telling a lie like “I am the president of Ukraine.” Then they could cut to that closeup footage when they needed to show an involuntary tic. Similarly, they could film the actor making truthful statements and use those when they needed to. Would that make you feel better about the show?

Catch the Spurs Spirit! It's a Fast-breakin' Fiesta!

by tomasito on Jan 15, 2009 12:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs