This has absolutely nothing to do with the Spurs. Just getting that out of the way. Anyway, since the offseason has been pretty slow. I figures I'd put a pic of some of my fish tanks. Because what can be more exciting than the dangerous and extreme world of freshwater fishkeeping?
My 20 gallon tank. Those all natural plants. Just as with boobs, there's really no comparison between the real thing and silicone.
This is a Bamboo Shrimp. This guys is a fervent believer, praying to the FSM for food in this picture.
Male adult Platy. I had to take all the females out because they were breeding like crazy, so this guy must be going out of his mind.
My 10G tank. The driftwood in the middle is a little phallic looking. No I'm not gay. No I don't have anything against gays, in my state CA they can marry.
Neon Tetras with some Ghost Shrimp in the picture. Neons are pretty flashy, if they were humans, they'd probably drive Escalades with spinning chrome rims.
Female Betta. If she were a human, she'd probably be the chick at high school who asks, Why are you so weird? Before returning her attention to her glittery nails. No I don't have issues.
Well, that's all. I think I just destroyed whatever shred of respect I had in this site.
Oh, and yes. I do have a girlfriend. I met her on a fish forum. I'm not even kidding