1.) Curing all the world’s diseases during the offseason.
2.) Splitting the atom, then reforming it for shits and giggles, and splitting it again.
3.) Discovering why The Righteous Brothers were called so, when they were neither righteous or brothers.
4.) Inventing a time travelling device, lapsing back to 2006, and fouling Heir Flop so hard that he not only didn’t make the shot, but never chewed solid food again.
5.) His new hobby of healing the lame.
6.) Turning water into Mr. Pibb, because Mr. Pibb is delicious.
7.) Mastering his already superior skill of communicating with the animal kingdom.
8.) Achieving not a double double, nor a triple double, nor a quadruple double…. but a penultimate double.
9.) Finding the fool-proof answer to the question from his wife: “What’s wrong?”
10.) Discovering an anti-aging, anti-sucking potion; and then administering it to Robert Horry like the A-Team used to spike Mr. T’s milk when he was afraid to fly.