Tim: you've been warned.
During the past 24 hours I've waffled on whether or not I should even bother mentioning Tim Duncan. Yes, he played what was possibly the worst playoff game of his career, but everybody knows that. You, me, Tim, Pop, and everyone on the Hornets. Does he get a pass because he's the best Spur of all time, the best power forward of all time, and a former D&D addict? Does he get a pass because it's only game 1 of a second round series? Do we attribute his lack of scoring entirely to the rampant double-teaming and just let it go?
Yes. Well, no. Well... let's just try in between yes and no. Which, for me, is discussing his inadequacies while: A) believing knowing he'll address them, B) not cursing and C) throwing some of the blame Pop's way. But Tim, let's be clear on something... you pull another performance like this in game 2 and I will unleash the entirety of my powers* on you.
I don't feel much like talking about his offensive effort. 5 points ain't enough, Tim. I don't care if they're sextuple-teaming you and simultaneously dousing you with fire extinguishers. 5 points on 9 FGA and 6 FTA is god-awful. Even Robert Horry's embarrassed for you.
Let's discuss the defense, specifically our approach to guarding David West. As far as I can tell, here's Pop's plan for guarding The Guy Who Sort of Punked Dirk Nowitzki: do not guard him outside of 12 feet. Since when did Spurs defense involve allowing barely contested 18' jumpers? West had about 10 of those, and Bonzi got a couple as well. And though I know the answer to this question, I'm going to ask it anyway: why isn't Tim guarding West? Yeah, I know Tim never guards the other team's best post player, but in this case I'm afraid we might need him to contend with West. Thomas is a horribly overrated one-one-one defender, Oberto is just plain horrible and Robert Horry gots a bad case of the rheumatisms. Tim's length might bother West's jump shot and he has the strength to not be pushed off his position when West lowers his shoulder on the drive. Foul trouble is a concern, but we can always move him back on to Chandler if he picks up a quick foul. And there's no way Thomas or Oberto could be any worse than Duncan at keeping Chandler off the offensive glass. Seriously Tim, two defensive rebounds in 37 minutes? They missed 43 shots and you grabbed two rebounds?

Yes, Pop, that's right. I'm as shocked as you. (Reuters / Shawn Gardner)
Something I mentioned in (wildly-entertaining) game thread: why have Bowen guard Paul if we're going to go under the screen and roll? Why not put Parker on Paul and let Bowen hound Stojakovic? The guy had 22 on 15 FGA. That's pathetic defense. Other than offensive rebounds, that's the one area we should easily improve in game 2.
*Entirety of powers consists of mastery of ineffectual cursing and the ability to subsist solely on hospital and fast food.
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enough said. game 2… please get here faster and let me fall asleep with this series 1-1. please let that be the only taste of satisfaction the hornets will ever see in this series. please let there be tiny choir voices in the back of each spurs minds as they play the best basketball ever monday night. i want to fall asleep to little choir voices.
moognish
yeah, the spurs are boss
by moognish on
May 5, 2008 1:29 AM CDT
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It had to be said. Thanks, Mr. Powell. It was a terrible showing by Tim and our defense.
I understand the IDEA of putting Duncan on West but then Duncan is sitting out at 18 feet watching Chandler or someone other NOOCH big tend to the offensive glass, which was already a problem last game with Duncan defending the low blocks. Honestly, I would rather be aggressive in the passing lanes, play good one-on-one defense, and take care of the glass than focus on chasing jump shooters off of screens.
Tim absolutely has to play better or we will get swept. I will not accept anything less than a 20-10 night. And I know no one wants to say it here in the sucksession for Gino (myself included) but Gino has screwed the pooch two games in a row now dating back to the last game vs. PHX. We need more passing, quicker moves to the basket, and less standing around. I am very curious to see if Pop makes any significant adjustments. Start Gino?
Allez Spurs!
by JustinBK on
May 5, 2008 7:40 AM CDT
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Gino
Gino really seemed to be laboring to get back on defense. His 3-point shot was clicking in the first half before the “fire” incident, but you would expect that an ankle and/or groin injury would effect that least. He’s not driving to the hoop with any intensity and he’s not even trying to work in his mid-range jumper, which has been particularly deadly this year. Without him operating at a very high level, and of course, Timmy being Timmy, we’ll have major problems.
by agutierrez on
May 5, 2008 9:12 AM CDT
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About Manu
He is injured so we have to give him a little break here, both his ankle and groin are bothering him. So he can’t explode on the offensive end! I really think it was pretty lame of Pop to have played Manu against the Jazz in the last game of the series when he should have just rested him for the playoffs!
But I’m looking at the situation in hindsight, and the biggest question I know we all have, can Manu recover without adequate rest..since there are playoff games every 2 to 3 days?
The Spurs aren’t winning anything this year without the big 3, all playing great!
by adam8065 on
May 5, 2008 12:03 PM CDT
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I couldn’t agree more. Tim was sickening the other night, and keeping Bowen on Paul all game is a bad idea. Take Stojakovic out of the game early. Let Paul get his, but if he is going to get his, make him earn his buckets, Tony can at least do that. Game 1, was just an awful game. Hopefully in Game 2, the real Spurs will stand up.
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic." - Richard Pryor
by DennardC on
May 5, 2008 12:41 PM CDT
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The Other Side
The Spurs are going to the same cemetery as the Suns. Both teams are old and worn out. Have you seen Bill Simmons article on the Suns? He has a few words for the Spurs too.
Simmons:
Maybe the Suns didn’t win a championship, but we’ll remember them 100 times more fondly than the brutally efficient and hopelessly bland Spurs, who taught everyone over the years that the regular season doesn’t matter, transformed the NBA playoffs into a flopathon, revived the vile and fan-unfriendly Hack-A-Shaq strategy and did everything short of sending Bruce Bowen out on the court with a chainsaw and a taser. If the Spurs were the Team of the Decade, no wonder ratings dwindled until the league’s big comeback this season. The real shame is that all the mugging, acting, eye-rolling, flopping, rule-bending and hysterical shrugging obscured what should have been remembered as a throwback sports team, a shrewdly assembled roster of well-coached guys who played beautifully together, didn’t care about credit and revolved around the best power forward who ever played. Instead, we’ll remember them as the team that turned the NBA playoffs into the World Cup. Congratulations, fellas. More…
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/080501
by TheTruthSquad on
May 5, 2008 1:33 PM CDT
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Sometimes it's good to check what's already been posted on this blog.
That is, if you’re not too busy trolling. Douchebag.
http://www.poundingtherock.com/2008/5/1/471335/bill-simmons-sucks-if-i-ha
by pollackj on
May 5, 2008 2:18 PM CDT
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There is no doubt in my mind...
that we will bounce back & beat that ass tonight! Go Spurs Go!
by SoTxCub on
May 5, 2008 1:57 PM CDT
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was in vegas
i was so goddamn pissed off. i was riding high on my hawks pick for game 6 and a few other bets I had made at the craps table. Overall I was up $500, and feeling great. Then I make the bet on the Spurs and the over. Surely if the Spurs didn’t win I’d cover the over (183.5).
But what the hell do you know. We score 2 points in the last 3 minutes or so, I wasn’t actually watching, I was at Supercross. The Spurs brought me badluck. I later on lost all of my winnings that night. Fucking Spurs, they better stop playing like a bunch of slack jawed yokels.
by efantich on
May 5, 2008 3:05 PM CDT
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Old with no hops
The Spurs are showing the weakness of age and small ball that I have been hacking at all season long. We were lucky to draw a team in the first round even more “F’d up then we are.
Look at Dallas and Boston. Old teams that had severe trouble with young athletic teams. The Celtics were a disgrace allowing one offensive rebound after another to the Hawks. Dallas defenders were being blown by on almost every other trip down the court both this season and last season against the Warriors.
Is there any player on the Spurs team that can dunk more than a foot away from the basket? Is there any player on on the Spurs roster who has a vertical leap of more than 3 inches? Pop’s obession with the AARP line up has doomed us. Rule #1…basketball is first and foremost a big man’s game. Small ball is a politicaly correct way of coming in way under the salary cap.
During the off season, I hope the Spurs pick up some youth and athletisicm. The past couple of drafts I have watched as Pop picks one stomach churning throw away rookie after another as younger players continue to slip through the Spurs scouting net.
Pop, you are going to have answer for what you have been doing this season. You didn’t think you could fool the Spurs fans this long did you? Pop, get in the car, don’t worry about where we are going, just get in the freaking car…. You have some explaining to do to the five familias.
Capiche?
As for Bill Simmons. Bill you are in violation of NBA pecking order ordinance 107.5B, which states, no team’s fans who are under may talk about a team that is over. You have zero championships. We have thumped you hard for the last decade. You don’t have the pedigree to talk sh#t about us. Stick to writing articles about teams that are more at your level, like the Mavericks, Jazz and Nuggets. Your out of your element douche bag and in way over your head. Us..four championships, you..monkey balls. So in summary, you are in violation of NBA pecking order ordinance 107.5B and you in danger of being fined and forfetting a couple games.
by Clintons Cigar on
May 5, 2008 8:17 PM CDT
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