This fanpost is dedicated for things are fucking awesome.  If you know of something fucking awesome than you should fucking post in right the fuck here in the comments.  If it's simply awesome and not fucking awesome then you should fuck the fuck off.

You know what's fucking awesome?  NASA landed some more shit on Mars.  Mars is a totally different planet than the one you're on right now.  And "planet" is really just science-speak for "piece of rock floating in space."  And that fine piece of rock is like a gazillion miles away from this piece of rock, and both rocks are moving like eleventy billion parsecs a fathom or some shit like that.  And they ain't moving towards each like some stupid ass math problem in 8th grade, and they're not exactly moving away from each other, neithers.  Plus they orbit if different planes around the sun.

Shit if fucking off the chizz, yo.

I mean it's fucking crazy.  You got this really expensive piece of sensitive machinery.  You strap some freaking explosives to it and shoot it off into space.  It's a fucking miracle it even got to Mars in the first place.  But to actually slow the fucking thing down and land it on Mars without it shattering into a million pieces?  And then it actually works?

And now them NASA dudes are gonna start digging around for stuff.  Water ice or some shit.  Got some organic compounds in there or some shit.  Some dude, in front of some computer in some fancy ass lab, writes some code speak that means "hey robot dude, dig a little over there" and that gets shot of into space and then like 5 minutes later a ROBOT WE FUCKING PUT ON MARS STARTS DIGGING.

That's fucking awesome.