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The FanPost for things that are fucking awesome.

by sungo on May 31, 2008 11:21 PM CDT

This fanpost is dedicated for things are fucking awesome. If you know of something fucking awesome than you should fucking post in right the fuck here in the comments. If it's simply awesome and not fucking awesome then you should fuck the fuck off.

You know what's fucking awesome? NASA landed some more shit on Mars. Mars is a totally different planet than the one you're on right now. And "planet" is really just science-speak for "piece of rock floating in space." And that fine piece of rock is like a gazillion miles away from this piece of rock, and both rocks are moving like eleventy billion parsecs a fathom or some shit like that. And they ain't moving towards each like some stupid ass math problem in 8th grade, and they're not exactly moving away from each other, neithers. Plus they orbit if different planes around the sun.

Shit if fucking off the chizz, yo.

I mean it's fucking crazy. You got this really expensive piece of sensitive machinery. You strap some freaking explosives to it and shoot it off into space. It's a fucking miracle it even got to Mars in the first place. But to actually slow the fucking thing down and land it on Mars without it shattering into a million pieces? And then it actually works?

And now them NASA dudes are gonna start digging around for stuff. Water ice or some shit. Got some organic compounds in there or some shit. Some dude, in front of some computer in some fancy ass lab, writes some code speak that means "hey robot dude, dig a little over there" and that gets shot of into space and then like 5 minutes later a ROBOT WE FUCKING PUT ON MARS STARTS DIGGING.

That's fucking awesome.

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Fuck yeah fucker.

by Linix129 on May 31, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply actions

You know what I think would be fucking awesome? If Powell entered his shit in the Mapping PtR FanPost. Because he’s the fuckingest awesomest person on this awesome fucking site and it would be fucking disgrace to have a cool ass fucking post like that without his awesome fucking self in it.

yeah, THAT would be fucking awesome.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 31, 2008 11:34 PM CDT reply actions

You’re lucky I just fucking finished that shit before I read this comment. Because I totally would have not done just because YOU’RE NOT THE FUCKING BOSS OF ME.

by sungo on May 31, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions

you’re still the fucking awesomest

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 31, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions

(sorry it took me so long)

by sungo on May 31, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions

This thread bleeds fucking awesome.

by Linix129 on May 31, 2008 11:37 PM CDT reply actions

It’s like you’re all doing totally fucking accurate Kevin Garnett impressions.

by Aaronstampler on Jun 1, 2008 1:57 AM CDT reply actions

roar?

Rusty Longley v 2.0

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 1, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions

Fuck gravity.

by LatinD on Jun 1, 2008 9:41 AM CDT reply actions

Mmm…water ice.

by Jason Roberts on Jun 1, 2008 3:14 PM CDT reply actions

Shout out from Austin, Jim Jim’s Water Ice is fucking awesome. Arrrgh! I love the f’ing cherry flavor. Like a snow cone, only if snow cones were a million fucking times more awesome.

Catch the Spurs Spirit! It's a Fast-breakin' Fiesta!

by tomasito on Jun 2, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions