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Making our case.

Oh, it’s not over.  Not by a long stretch.

 Sure, some people will say it’s over.  They’ll want us to admit it and bow out gracefully.  But you know what I say about those people?  I say they hate white people.  I say they call us crackers behind our backs.  I say they hate the working, hard-working basketball players, white basketball players, that form the backbone of this great sport.  Come June you can’t win with those fancy latte-sipping, loafer-wearing, athletic, young, graceful athletes.

And those games in L.A.?  Those really shouldn’t count.  The Spurs are hard working folks, and they don’t have time to play games that late.  They’re too busy working a second job to pay for day care for their kids.  Now game 3 in S.A., on a Sunday, that’s fair.  The hard-working Spurs won’t have to travel and spend their hard-earned money on these outrageously priced gallons of gas, which, if the Spurs had their way, would cost less.

I don’t think our fellow nominee can win against the Eastern Conference candidate.  The Lakers have not been completely vetted by the media yet.  What if something outrageous comes out?  What if Sasha Vujacic is really part cyborg?  There’s already been rumblings about that.  What if D.J. Mbenga wears leather underpants?  Why won’t my opponent address the questions?  What are they trying to hide?

If you ask me, this series is tied 2-2.  We totally beat New Orleans 91-82 last Monday.  Yes, I realize my opponent wasn’t invited that night, but you look those fans in the eye and you tell them their game didn’t matter.  I won’t do it.  And while that may seem like only one game, it’s actually worth two because everyone knows you have to win New Orleans to win in mid-June.

Ending this series now is just premature.  What if Kobe Bryant gets assassinated?  What then?  Or what if David Stern, despite knowing the Lakers are exactly what the NBA need, stepped in and anointed us the winners?  WHAT ABOUT D.J. MBENGA’S LEATHER UNDERPANTS??

 Whatever happens, I’ll work as hard as I can to elect a Western Conference candidate this June.  We will come together as conference, united in service of the hopes and dreams that apply too all creeds and races, including crackers.  Thank you, and God bless you and God bless the NBA.

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This is so weird. I’m new to this blog and am not sure if these kinda of posts are normal….but wow. This is just a strange post.

Put down the peace pipe Matthew! It’s not worth it!

by Snoopy2006 on May 23, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, Powell. I didn’t realize you were such a politics junkie.

Nice, I like it.

by AusTechSpur on May 23, 2008 11:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

comparing us to hillary is a concession in it's own right...

...but i like the thought-provoking analogies to current events. unfortunately with the clear eception of brent barry the spurs don’t have a whitey in their rotation. fab and manu are very pale, it’s true, but they are from argentina and not even US citizens.

i think pulling out back-to-back away series down 0-2 is about as likely to happen as a hillary victory…but i dont think the eastern conference nominee will have a chance regardless of the outcome of this series. i wish i could make david stern, and the very partial tnt broadcasters, understand how much i do not care about their big markets. i like teams that play defense, take care of the ball and dominate the paint. i like the spurs.

by el goyote on May 24, 2008 12:34 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

si amigo

si se puede. pero es un camino muy dificil.

by el goyote on May 24, 2008 12:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You comparing the Spurs to Hilary makes me die a little inside.

by JamesR on May 24, 2008 12:56 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah, you don't have to concede

You just have to get everyone who said “Spurs will win Game 2” to write “I was wrong” on the chalkboard 200 times.

by Amazing_Happens on May 24, 2008 1:58 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Next you could liken your situation to the assassination death of Len Bias or something.

by Jeffrey on May 24, 2008 2:21 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what the ....

i thought jazz fans are crazy but nothing tops this one.

when does the price of gas, latte sipping, hardworking, etc… got to do with your team bending over???

i agree that there are a lot of millionaires as fans of the lakers but they worked hard to earn those.

the games in LA doesnt count??? seriously dude this is a series. cant you understand that?

just because it’ll be a sunday its fair already?

geez nobody’s saying it’s over because WE LAKER FANS know that THIS IS A BEST OF 7 SERIES wherein we must win 4 before we could say its over.

if your team cant beat LA then how come your team is way better to match up with the east??? aren’t we all western conference fans know that the east is weak???

i didn’t know that this was NO & LA vs. SPURS series. must be a new format….

against white players… last time i watched its like we have farmar, walton, carl, mihm, radman, pau, sasha as players. you, you got only brent barry.who hardly even plays, oberto, bonner and manu. how did us lakers cracking up against white people? THERE ARE MORE COLORED PLAYER IN YOUR TEAM THAN OURS! i cant believe you didn’t see that before making such racist comments.

hardworking players? we limited your FG’s, we played both ends of the court. your team didn’t. how in the world does your team qualified as more hardworking than hours?

assassination? you’ll go that far huh… your sick…. this is basketball dude, not a life & death situation unless you betted your whole savings on your team in game 2 then i’ll understand your way of thinking.

seriously dude, this is just a game! GET YOUR HEAD FIX!

game 1 was lost due to bad calls, fatigue, finger nails and champion air.

game 2 was lost because david stern said so.

when do we need to elect a WC team to the finals??? this is basketball, they play not campaign for scores.

reality check LA 2 – SA 0

PURPLE & GOLD BABY!!!

by juanman888 on May 24, 2008 3:16 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Boy are you stupid.

by Jeffrey on May 24, 2008 3:35 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yep

i am stupid, but atleast my team whooped your team to bits!!!

101-71, they are the champs right?

PURPLE & GOLD BABY!!!

by juanman888 on May 24, 2008 3:42 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ctrl-F Hillary and enjoy the power of comparison and analogy.

Rusty Longley v 2.0

by Ozzie Montana on May 24, 2008 10:29 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You seriously gotta be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.

by beachwood on May 24, 2008 7:14 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah dude, your the one who read and replied to the dumbest thing ever…

PURPLE & GOLD BABY!!!

by juanman888 on May 24, 2008 8:00 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, this is just embarrassing to watch now. I’d explain what Powell’s post really was about, but you know what they say about having to explain a joke…

by Jeffrey on May 24, 2008 8:51 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I really hope you’re just an ignorant teenager, otherwise you’re all that’s wrong with this country…

by kerouacinjapan on May 24, 2008 10:31 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A bit harsh..

...Considering “you do not follow politics” does not mean “you’re all that’s wrong with this country.”
Just a thought

by Gino20 on May 24, 2008 11:52 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Satire is wasted on the ill-informed.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on May 24, 2008 12:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"COLORED PLAYERS"

What is this 1965? Juanman888 go back to LATimes you are making the rest of us look stupid.

by pslakerfan on May 24, 2008 12:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Saw you called us out on the other thread...

...for not responding to Juanman saying “colored” in his post. What can I say, while I think we’re unanimous in disagreeing with his idiocy, he seems like he might be mentally disabled. Since he didn’t catch the original intent of the post, I don’t think anything useful can come of trying to reason with him.

Besides, you already called him out… it’s like “Of Mice and Men.” We let you take care of your Lenny.

Catch the Spurs Spirit! It's a Fast-breakin' Fiesta!

by tomasito on May 24, 2008 6:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ps

what about game 4? its a working day….

your the craziest , one sided person ever!

admit your team is down two zip and thats it.

PURPLE & GOLD BABY!!!

by juanman888 on May 24, 2008 3:18 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that would make a fascinating post.

“i admit it – we’re down 2-0. the end.”

that sort of writing would certainly make me keep coming back and reading every day!

by sleep research facility on May 24, 2008 5:43 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fairweathered fan

nah, dont sweat it. am just a fairweathered fan… i’ll stop when the series is over…

corollary to that, my apologies to mr.powell for MY harsh, un-educated words… what can i say, it was a “Spur of the moment thing”.

again sorry for being a troll and am looking forward to a more matured, insightful dialogue with everyone…

PURPLE & GOLD BABY!!!

by juanman888 on May 24, 2008 6:33 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wrong hole

the problem of the SPERMS recently is not fatigue, they certainly didn’t stop on trying i’d give them A+ on that!

yup they tried and tried to penetrate successfully BUT IT WAS THE WRONG HOLE….

pop should re-orient them on fundamentals 101…

PURPLE & GOLD BABY!!!

by juanman888 on May 24, 2008 5:52 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

juanman, ever heard of irony?

or come to think of it, grammar, or courtesy? No? Then you might wanna try the ESPN discussion boards. Might be more up your alley.

by go_lakers on May 24, 2008 10:51 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Party is Over

It is time for the old men Spurs to admit it and go peacefully instead of going crazy like this post. The Lakers made the Spurs look exactly what they are and that is a bunch of old men trying to relive their past. Boring basketball has ruined the NBA finals. Can you imagine a Detroit/San Antonio final. God, I would rather watch Lawrence Welk!

Lets hope this assassination ends in San Antonio this Tuesday. Does anyone want to see all the flopping, whining, crying and the excuses anymore? Do you really want to hear Ginobli cry about his ankle or see Mr. Longoria/Parker lie down trying to act like he is hurt or see Duncan give that “Who Me” stare anytime he commits a foul or see Bowen or Horry try to take out Kobe? They are too slow anymore to catch Kobe to do him any harm.

The days of Pop wining by any method are over. They have finally met a team that shoves their bullshit down their throats, where it belongs. About time.

by TheTruthSquad on May 24, 2008 12:03 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Please

go watch Lawrence Welk – it would probably do you some good.

by 4Him on May 24, 2008 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oy

Laker fans can be so fucking annoying.

by WildYams on May 24, 2008 12:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Laker fans are great, idiots are annoying, learn the difference.

by pslakerfan on May 24, 2008 12:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The epitome of a Lakers fan is burning cars when they won a championship

by One4theThumb on May 24, 2008 12:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And when they all decided to be Clippers fans the year they advanced further than the Lakers.

by One4theThumb on May 24, 2008 12:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well a few posts above I mentioned idiots. I guess we found one. Good post One4theThumb now I know for sure that there are idiots on both sides.

by pslakerfan on May 24, 2008 1:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was a depressing game. Whatever.

We’ll be back for game 3. Win that, then win 4, and then 2 more, and we have this series. As CMoney would say, it’s not winning 4 games, it’s winning one, then another, then another, and finally one more. I say it’s 50-50.

I’m going to watch games 3 and 4 with full confidence in our guys. They were in this hole just last series, and they proved stronger than most of us gave them credit for. Manu worries me, because it’s obvious he’s injured, but the team will have to use the crowd to work around that.

Go Spurs, dammit. We can do this.

by LatinD on May 24, 2008 12:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CMoney… Wanna take this one, or you want me to?

by SgtinManusArmy on May 24, 2008 2:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lol, it’s all you Sarge. Take it away.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on May 24, 2008 6:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry LD, this has nothing to do with the substance of your post which as always, is brilliance.

Awhile back CMoney and I got into a discussion about the merits of winning 4 straight games. I claimed that an athlete doesn’t look at it in that way and that it was not so much a matter of stats, because the mindset was win 1, then win 1, then win 1, then win 1. CM claimed that winning four requires the focus of knowing that you’re going to be playing and winning 4 straight games. That’s basically how it went. Tom-AY-toe, tom-MA-toe at this point though. And now that I think about it, it really doesn’t make any sense how I explained it. The important thing is that SiMA, not The Money, first said that winning 4 games isn’t as daunting when you break it into individual games. Or something. Screw it. Moving on…

by SgtinManusArmy on May 25, 2008 1:04 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The best part is...

we were both right.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on May 25, 2008 1:26 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, the Spurs will. Have a little faith.

by beachwood on May 24, 2008 2:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good to be a fan, not OK to be stupid

This article was just plain dumb. I’m surprised this got even highlighted as the main article. Someone on the website couldn’t write a more intelligent piece of work?

It’s OK to be a rabid about your team, but it’s not OK show your lack of intelligence?

“These two games shouldn’t count?” What?? Yes it’s quite possible it can be 2-2 but I’m going to go out on a limb and say that I believe the NBA is counting the first two games in LA. Let me check again with D. Stern….Yup they count.

by x10dude on May 24, 2008 1:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matthew- I gotta be the first to say Thank You. Every society, even be it PtR, needs a little ‘thinning of the herd’ every now and again. Thank you for bringing so many to the surface, so as to make them easier to identify.

by SgtinManusArmy on May 24, 2008 2:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dude – no shit.

by bones on May 24, 2008 3:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you you don't see the humor in this main post.

Then you’re going to want to stay quite becuase the joke is on you.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on May 24, 2008 6:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joke in the main post?

Yeah I guess I do… the whole main post is a total joke.

It’s just not very intelligent. I mean I know he tries to be funny but it’s so juvenile… it’s like it was written by a 8th grader.

It’s one the to smack talk but it’s another to be so silly and stupid…

So yeah.., I DO get it. It’s a joke.

by x10dude on May 24, 2008 9:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No. You still don't get it.

That’s too bad.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on May 24, 2008 9:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Summary of the first game was hilarious - this one wasn't

The Game one Post was very funny!
The Game two one was just dumb.

by x10dude on May 24, 2008 10:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Says you.

Mostly everyone else found the humor in this post. You just don’t understand the satire. But that’s ok. We won’t hold it against you. And trust me, an 8th grader couldn’t write this becuase they wouldn’t understand it.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on May 24, 2008 10:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Satire... so that's the excuse you are giving...

I know he was “TRYING” to be funny (or satire) but it just didn’t work. The first line was great “It’s not over…” ... but then it all fell apart from there.

I thought the first game summary was much more humorous and was a much better example of satire. Whoever wrote that one should write them all.

by x10dude on May 24, 2008 10:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lol I rest my case.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on May 25, 2008 12:32 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Spurs in 6 bitches!!!!

We got this shit!!

by beachwood on May 24, 2008 2:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow....

..Is my reaction to some of these responses. In any event, the Spurs definitely face 2 must wins. I do have to admit that the Lakers were impressive last night though. That Lamar Odom that played last night, is the one that is the matchup nightmare. Dude was nasty last night. Oberto, bless his heart…..How many easy ass shots did he miss? Wow, is all I can say about last night. The Spurs know what time it is though, no excuses, just keep pounding that rock.

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic." - Richard Pryor

by DennardC on May 24, 2008 3:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Clang...Clang...Clang...

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on May 24, 2008 7:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dude i hate the spurs...

and not even I would compare the spurs to hillary clinton.

with manu (argentina), duncan (virgin islands), parker (france), oberto (somewhere that ain’t the U.S.), this teams is filled with everything but white players. finley and horry and jacque vaughn are african-americans. not as sexy as white working class uneducated voters in kentucky and west virginia that voted for hillary. but that’s not who the spurs are. the lakers seem like they have more white players than the spurs.

but if this was a satire, then it was pretty ingenius. kinda funny too.

i can dig it.

as for the series, don’t worry. the spurs, as much as i would like them to, are not going down without a fight and wouldn’t be surprised if this series wasn’t tied 2-2 heading into game 5. just ask the hornets who that “spurs are too old” tallk worked out for them.

go lakers!

by Tuna Helper on May 24, 2008 3:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hilarious

as clever a post as i’ve ever read

by diadaro on May 24, 2008 4:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gold clap

seriously, golf clap

gospursgo. hook 'em. metal rules. ganja rules.

by metalandganja on May 24, 2008 5:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When I was in high school, we read Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal,” in which he satirically advocates the eating of poor Irish babies to relieve the potato famine. My girlfriend at the time wrote a paper about it stating basically “this is disgusting, this writer clearly has no morals, etc.” So the satire went straight over her head. I should have broken up with her on the spot, on grounds of her being extremely dense.

I can’t believe how many people did not get Powell’s post. For those who are not yet clued in: Powell is saying that like Hillary, the Spurs are done, and all excuses aside, we need to accept it and move on.

I hate to say I’m inclined to agree. The last time I thought “oh, sh**, this team is better than we are” was in the 2005 Finals. In that instance, we only needed to win 2 out of 4 games, with two at home, and the Spurs squeaked two out and won the title. This time it’s different: the Spurs need to win 4 out of 5 against a team that appears to be at least a little bit better, and possibly a lot better.

That said, we’ve seen examples in playoffs past of teams getting hammered, and coming back: the “Memorial Day Massacre” where Boston beat LA by like 40 in Boston Garden, for example. Hakeem’s Rockets losing twice by large margins to Barkley’s Suns. Of all those, the most heartening example is Hakeem’s Rockets. It seemed plainly obvious at the time that the Rockets were at the end of their road and that the Suns were the better team. But the Rockets won a game, and then another, and got back in the series.

I have to say I have my doubts this time. Regardless, I’ll support my guys. Go Spurs Go!

Catch the Spurs Spirit! It's a Fast-breakin' Fiesta!

by tomasito on May 24, 2008 5:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

amazing who dumb people sound

on this blog, people like x10dude must have a pretty good sense of irony

by diadaro on May 24, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I usually don't bust people on grammar...

But in this case I have to make an exception. Your quote is very funny… “amazing who dumb people sound”

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on May 24, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rationalization, Justification or Brouhaha?

Oh it’s not over, nope not by a long stretch, but let’s not … pretend that we don’t know what’s going on. The Spurs campaign has been bringing this up for fairly transparent reasons. I mean this is, from their perspective, their last slender hope to make arguments about how they can win, and I understand that.

Stirring up a controversy over disqualified Laker commenter’s and yet un-played home games simply because it’s the last hope of winning their party’s NBA finals nomination.

Satirical comments on the simplistic world understanding of the average Laker fan as well as the diversity of that delegate base could wave flames of anger.

I think that anger will go away once it’s resolved. I want to make the San Antonio delegates seated. And once they’re seated, then I think this is going to be a story that nobody’s thinking about come June.

The Lakers themselves will need to “pivot quickly” in June to keep in step with their on-court running mates whether they are Celtics or Pistons.

by Lakers in 5 on May 25, 2008 12:26 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well played.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on May 25, 2008 12:36 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Attention Dumb Laker Fans

This is how you respond to satire.

I'm comfortable winning -- Emmanuel Ginobili

by pollackj on May 25, 2008 2:42 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Operation Chaos has run its course, but it was fun while it lasted. The inflated support for the Spurs will now return to its actual levels while that short-lived infusion will return to its real base—Houston.

by Jason Roberts on May 25, 2008 3:09 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was a depressing game. Whatever.

We’ll be back for game 3. Win that, then win 4, and then 2 more, and we have this series. As CMoney would say, it’s not winning 4 games, it’s winning one, then another, then another, and finally one more. I say it’s 50-50.

I’m going to watch games 3 and 4 with full confidence in our guys. They were in this hole just last series, and they proved stronger than most of us gave them credit for. Manu worries me, because it’s obvious he’s injured, but the team will have to use the crowd to work around that.

Go Spurs, dammit. We can do this.

by LatinD on May 25, 2008 11:22 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

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