Tim Duncan is an immortal being

That has been shown.  The only question is whether he is a god or a demigod.  There is a temple being erected for him on the Acropolis in Athens as I write this.  What a tremendous performance.  To think some idiotic sports writers were recently comparing him to that mere flabby mortal who goes by the crude moniker 'Shaq.'

Let us rejoice that we are have witnessed the veangance of the immortal Timmeh, for it is fierce, and it is just.