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An Update on Stampler's Where Abouts

Stampler and I have much love for The Sickness, and his performance last night brought us back together.   But the reunion lasted exactly 151 seconds.  At about 135 seconds stampler said, and I quote:

I gotta go, I'm with my girl.

Apparently our stampler has fathered a child.  But seriously, he has a lady friend and gave me permission to break the remarkable and alarming wonderful news to all of you.

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Re: An Update on Stampler's Where Abouts
so..he abandoned all of us for a lady!!! Typical, he will be back..they always come back. She can't give him what the Sickness can.

by adam8065 on Feb 14, 2008 10:55 PM CST reply actions  

Re: An Update on Stampler's Where Abouts
It seems our little boy has grown up...It's so sad to see them go...

by Hipuks on Feb 14, 2008 11:43 PM CST reply actions  

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What else could it have been?

Y'know, I think I'm going to miss his midseason report, in which he ranked all of the Spurs' players. Should be do something about that? We can't hope to write something half as entertaining (and it's a real pity that he's not around to recap these memorable Manu games), but maybe we could take a player each and write about their season so far in detail, then put it all together. What do you guys think?

by LatinD on Feb 15, 2008 5:02 AM CST reply actions  

Re: An Update on Stampler's Where Abouts
There's no way this lady can please him as much as Matthew's descriptions of Gino.  Seriously just reading that turns a guy on.

by efantich on Feb 15, 2008 8:48 AM CST reply actions  

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congrats to stampler.  i suppose that little baby in spurs jersey pictures will be posted? do we know boy or girl? do we have a name?

i'm guessing that this is why his schedule is going to be hectic? ha! he probably still doesnt have any idea.

mid-season report?  with everyone taking one player? i volunteer for marcus williams.

by bones on Feb 15, 2008 9:33 AM CST reply actions  

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If it's any consolation, I guessed more or less immediately that it was a girlfriend.

If it had been a child, there would have been news stories about raining frogs, rivers turning to blood, and Bush being re-elected to a third term.  So, remember, rubber up.  It's important for us all.

chaos... panic... pandemonium... my work here is done.

by rick2g on Feb 15, 2008 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

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Anything but a third term! I'll do anything man, I'll suck your...Hopefully people will get the movie reference and not think I'm a homosexual.

by Hipuks on Feb 16, 2008 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Re: An Update on Stampler's Where Abouts
Jesus Christ people, I wrote "But seriously, he has a lady friend..."  Who in their right mind thinks a "lady friend" is a child?  You people are gross.

by sungo on Feb 15, 2008 7:04 PM CST reply actions  

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"Apparently our stampler has fathered a child", that's where they took it.

by raft on Feb 15, 2008 8:56 PM CST reply actions  

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"But, seriously..."

I mean c'mon, like stampler wouldn't have mentioned expecting a kid before now?  And if he hadn't, like I would break the news of him fathering a child when he's made it repeatedly clear he didn't even have a girlfriend!?!?!?

This is my fault for being dumb enough to actually expect people to read what I wrote.  I should have just written STAMPLER HAS GIRLFRIEND in size 24 font and been done with it.

by sungo on Feb 15, 2008 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

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This is my fault for being dumb enough to actually expect people to read what I wrote.  I should have just written STAMPLER HAS GIRLFRIEND in size 24 font and been done with it.

Actually, we probably would have thought that you were being sarcastic.  Especially with 24pt font.  That's the size they use to advertise penis enlargement.

chaos... panic... pandemonium... my work here is done.

by rick2g on Feb 16, 2008 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

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Uh, no pictures forthcoming. You don't even see pictures of me on here and as Matthew can surely tell you, y'all aren't missing much in that regard.

by Aaronstampler on Feb 16, 2008 4:37 AM CST reply actions  

Re: An Update on Stampler's Where Abouts
Congratulations once again on your girlfriend; and thanks for writing again.

You should write maybe once a week if you have time.

by adam8065 on Feb 16, 2008 7:21 PM CST reply actions  

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I think he should write whenever his girlfriend gives him permission.  giggles

by sungo on Feb 16, 2008 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

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