An Update on Stampler's Where Abouts
by Matthew Powell
on Feb 14, 2008 6:10 PM CST
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Stampler and I have much love for The Sickness, and his performance last night brought us back together. But the reunion lasted exactly 151 seconds. At about 135 seconds stampler said, and I quote:
Apparently our stampler has fathered a child. But seriously, he has a lady friend and gave me permission to break the remarkable and alarming wonderful news to all of you.
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by adam8065 on Feb 14, 2008 10:55 PM CST 0 recs
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by Hipuks on Feb 14, 2008 11:43 PM CST 0 recs
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Y'know, I think I'm going to miss his midseason report, in which he ranked all of the Spurs' players. Should be do something about that? We can't hope to write something half as entertaining (and it's a real pity that he's not around to recap these memorable Manu games), but maybe we could take a player each and write about their season so far in detail, then put it all together. What do you guys think?
by LatinD on Feb 15, 2008 5:02 AM CST 0 recs
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by efantich on Feb 15, 2008 8:48 AM CST 0 recs
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i'm guessing that this is why his schedule is going to be hectic? ha! he probably still doesnt have any idea.
mid-season report? with everyone taking one player? i volunteer for marcus williams.
by bones on Feb 15, 2008 9:33 AM CST 0 recs
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by Aaronstampler on Feb 15, 2008 5:06 PM CST 0 recs
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If it had been a child, there would have been news stories about raining frogs, rivers turning to blood, and Bush being re-elected to a third term. So, remember, rubber up. It's important for us all.
by rick2g on
Feb 15, 2008 5:47 PM CST
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by raft on Feb 15, 2008 8:56 PM CST 0 recs
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I mean c'mon, like stampler wouldn't have mentioned expecting a kid before now? And if he hadn't, like I would break the news of him fathering a child when he's made it repeatedly clear he didn't even have a girlfriend!?!?!?
This is my fault for being dumb enough to actually expect people to read what I wrote. I should have just written STAMPLER HAS GIRLFRIEND in size 24 font and been done with it.
by Matthew Powell on
Feb 15, 2008 10:53 PM CST
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by Hipuks on
Feb 16, 2008 12:12 AM CST
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Actually, we probably would have thought that you were being sarcastic. Especially with 24pt font. That's the size they use to advertise penis enlargement.
by rick2g on
Feb 16, 2008 12:06 PM CST
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by Aaronstampler on Feb 16, 2008 4:37 AM CST 0 recs
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You should write maybe once a week if you have time.
by adam8065 on Feb 16, 2008 7:21 PM CST 0 recs
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