How to Steal Boston's Thunder: Spurs Fight!

I don't know about everyone else here, but I am sick and f'in tired of hearing about the Boston Celtics. I'm tired of hearing how KG is the best PF of all time, is a passionate team leader and a winner (The last time this is still the same person that went home at least 10 times in the first round). Tired oh hearing people saying that Rajon Rando is the next coming of Isiah Thomas. Tired of hearing people saying that Ray Allen and Paul Pierce are first ballot hall of famer and unselfish players. Finally, Doc River a great coach! You've gotta to be kidding me.

Thus, here's a way to steal some of Boston's thunder.

We make someone in the Spurs fight someone during an NBA game!!!

Heck, it's almost Christmas day and we still haven't seen anyone get suspended for fighting yet.

Here's some of the choices I really like:

1. Tim Duncan going to the stands to punch some (at least ten) Phoenix fans during the Chrustmas Day Game (AKA Tim Duncan doing his best impursination of Ron Artest).

2. I don't think French man Tony P. can fight (see last year's playoff games against Hornets when he invited CP3 for a dinner), so I'm just going to put him on a Rap off against Kobe and Shaq and see who sells more records.

3. Everyone seems to want to fight Boo Bowen, but I think Robert "Wally" Szczerbiak for kicking him on the face in which Bruce Bowen and Pop calls a great defense

4. Manu... I honestly don't have any clue who I'd put up against Manu on a fight just because I think he'd kick anyone's ass with the Argentinian martial art that the world do not know exists. So i'll leave this to anyone's imagination.

5. Scalabrini V.S. Matt "Red Rocket" Bonner to fight it off on the Texas Bowl presented by Walker Ranger with guest referee Chuck Norris.

6. Ian Mahinmi V.S. Pop for always considering him to play on an NBA NBDL game.

7. Pop V.S. Me for not making me see the future of the spurs, Mahinmi.

8. Big shot Bob is gone, but I'd still pay to see him knock Nash's ass on the ground and give us the Championship

9. Sean Elliot V.S. Doug Collins or Bill Walton (man I hate these two announcers and would like to very much see their ass kicked by one of our announcers)

10. RC Bufford V.S. Danny Ainge (This Guy is one lucky bitch and not a f'in GENIUS!!!)

In conclusion, I really hate the Celtics for one reason. If they win one more championship, the Celtics in Garnet's era will be remembered more than the Spurs in Duncan's era. Thus, we might as well be remembered even if that is going up to the stands and punching fans' faces.