Duncan to become Secretary of Education.

No, not that Duncan, Arne Duncan.

So the whole point of this was to cruelly dupe you into reading this? Not exactly. Arne Duncan, according to Wikipedia, "  From 1987 to 1991, Duncan played professional basketball in Australia with the Eastside Spectres of the NBL , and while there worked with children who were wards of the state."

So, I started thinking...

Bruce Bowen: Department of Defense

Tim Duncan: Treasury Secretary ( Due to his banking expertise)

Tony Parker: Embassador to France or the UN ( The first because he's a Frenchie, the second because he might talk about the horrors of Darfur through the art form of rapping)

Michael Finely: Supreme Court Nominee ( Thus becoming the oldest of the current Supreme Court Justices)

Manu Ginobili: President of the World ( A position he created after first changing the constitution by traveling back in time and beating the founding fathers in a game of five-on-one, thus becoming President of the United States in a landslide in which he won every state, and then creating the Association of Countries Under the Rule of Manu, or ACURM)

Matt Bonner: Head of NASA

George Hill: Press Secretary ( Using his charms to pass Manu's agenda)

Roger Mason: Air Force General ( Involved in long range bombing projects)

Ime Udoka: Chief of Staff ( After beating Rahm Emanuel in a death match)

Fabricio Oberto: Chief Advisor ( Manu's right hand man)

Kurt Thomas: Secretary of State ( Using his stare to terrorize the heads of rogue states, and pretty much everyone person who dares look into the black holes he has for eyes)

Ian Mahinmi: Department of Health ( No one said you had to be qualified....)

Anthony Tolliver : Vice President ( With Manu's personality and leadership, this office is once again the most boring)

Jacque Vaughn: Veteran's Affairs Secretary