Do you like the Spurs? Can you put together semi-coherent thoughts while using 3rd grade level punctuation? Then we have a job for you!
It's time to sign up for game recaps, folks. Esteemed gentleman, friend, and professional sportswriter Michael Erler is going to cover all the odd numbered games. Here are the rules for writing the game recaps.
1. Don't sign up unless you're reasonably sure you can watch and recap the game.
2. Game recaps should be up within 24 hours of the end of the game.
3. Game recaps require a title. They should either obviously pertain to the game you covered or be complete non-sequiturs. No cursing allowed in the titles.
4. Absolutely no racism or prejudice against any race, gender, sexual orientation, or religious orientation is allowed. This includes the use of words typically used to demean women. Yes, I'm talking about "bitch" among others. I reserve the right to delete your post without contacting you.
5. No sexual content. This includes jokes and photographs. And I consider photos of cheerleaders inappropriate content.
6. You will receive no compensation. Nor will I pat you on the back or look you in the eye. I might nod in your general direction.
Here's the list of games available. Just claim your games in the comments. No more than five per person, and AusTechSpur gets first dibs (though he is of course under no obligation to do any of them).
|Wed 05||@ Minnesota||7:00pm|
|Tue 11||vs New York||7:30pm|
|Fri 14||vs Houston||7:30pm|
|Mon 17||@ LA Clippers||9:30pm|
|Fri 21||vs Utah||7:30pm|
|Wed 26||vs Chicago||7:30pm|
|Sat 29||@ Houston||7:30pm|
|Thu 04||@ Denver||9:30pm|
|Tue 09||@ Dallas||7:30pm|
|Fri 12||@ Minnesota||7:00pm|
|Wed 17||@ New Orleans||8:30pm|
|Sat 20||vs Toronto||7:30pm|
|Tue 23||vs Minnesota||7:30pm|
|Sat 27||vs Memphis||7:30pm|
|Fri 02||@ Memphis||7:00pm|
|Mon 05||@ Miami||6:30pm|
|Sun 11||vs Orlando||7:30pm|
|Fri 16||@ Philadelphia||6:00pm|
|Mon 19||@ Charlotte||1:00pm|
|Fri 23||vs New Jersey||7:30pm|
|Tue 27||@ Utah||8:00pm|
|Sat 31||vs New Orleans||7:30pm|
|Tue 03||@ Denver||8:00pm|
|Tue 10||@ New Jersey||6:30pm|
|Tue 17||@ New York||6:30pm|
|Sat 21||@ Washington||7:00pm|
|Wed 25||vs Portland||7:30pm|
|Sun 01||@ Portland||7:00pm|
|Wed 04||@ Dallas||8:00pm|
|Sun 08||vs Phoenix||2:30pm|
|Thu 12||vs LA Lakers||7:00pm|
|Mon 16||@ Oklahoma City||7:00pm|
|Fri 20||vs Boston||7:30pm|
|Tue 24||vs Golden State||7:30pm|
|Fri 27||vs LA Clippers||7:30pm|
|Tue 31||vs Oklahoma City||7:30pm|
|Sun 05||@ Cleveland||12:00pm|
|Wed 08||vs Portland||7:30pm|
|Sun 12||@ Sacramento||8:00pm|
|Wed 15||vs New Orleans||7:00pm|