It's Time for Moral Extrapolation

by Matthew Powell on Jan 24, 2008 10:00 PM CST in Game_Recaps

Mark Blount's defense against Tim Duncan was so bad that it has led me to conclude that he must be a horrible, horrible person. I bet he tips badly and parks in handicapped spaces. He probably pretends to love Jesus just to get in womens' pants. And he definitely clubs baby seals. That's a given.

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Re: It's Time for Moral Extrapolation

But...
But he shot 10/17 and had 23 points!!!
How can you say someone with 23 points played bad defense? Don't you read ESPN? You really should, they'll enlighten you.

Also, Timmy played really well tonight, to be fair.

by Krukow on Jan 24, 2008 10:16 PM CST 0 recs

Re: It's Time for Moral Extrapolation

Tim was beautiful, no doubt.

by Matthew Powell on Jan 25, 2008 6:32 AM CST up 0 recs

Re: It's Time for Moral Extrapolation

Sometimes he parks, in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces, he's an asshole...

by Hipuks on Jan 25, 2008 12:48 AM CST 0 recs

Re: It's Time for Moral Extrapolation

Yes, I know that of which you quote (and would have added the second line if it wasn't offensive to handicapped people).

(And yes, the song is hilarious.)

by Matthew Powell on Jan 25, 2008 6:33 AM CST up 0 recs

Re: It's Time for Moral Extrapolation

time for the spurs to thaw out the Duke, and John Cassavetes, Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, get case of whiskey and drive down to Texas.....i'm paraphasing of course.

as far as blount goes, he definitely uses public toilets and pisses on the seat.

i'm thinking the spurs should just go ahead and sign him. dude's pop a shot light goes off every time he sees black and silver jerseys. we could keep him on the bench in a jacket, like say sean marks or menge bateer just to keep him from killing us.

by bones on Jan 25, 2008 2:58 PM CST 0 recs