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God damn you Beno, you forgot to pack Manu's magnets

NBA Finals Game 3 San Antonio @ Cleveland: Spurs 75, Cavaliers 72 (3-0)

Well that was disgraceful intense.  Whenever a game like this breaks out, the talking heads are fond of using the ol' "this one set the game of basketball back forty years" line, but let's be honest, most Eastern Conference playoff games are like this, aren't they?  

Don't blame the Spurs for this not being a series.  We did our part tonight.  It was another classic pussy game all the way.  We literally could not have played any worse offensively, outside of Tim accidentally twisting Manu or Tony's head off congratulating them on a nice play going into the first time out.  And don't let the Cavs' low total fool you either.  They had wide open looks all night.  If they could shoot worth a lick, they would've been good for 93 points or so tonight.  Alas, they suck.  Seriously, if we played like this against any Western playoff team, we would've gotten our asses handed to us, plain and simple.

I know Tony, I can't believe we won that eyesore either.  (AP Photo/Eric Gay)

I mean, just look at the basic stats.  We shot 41% from the field and 56% from the FT line (on only 16 attempts).  We had a lovely 15/14 assist/turnover ratio and gave up eight more offensive rebounds than we procured.  The threes saved us (10-19) but outside of that, we basically did nothing well.  Even more amazingly, the big three collectively fell off a cliff.  It was natural to expect some regression - 78 points is a lot - but for them to only combine for 34?  That's unreal.  I thought one of them would struggle, perhaps two, but all three lost it simultaneously.  

Unfortunately, the carnage wasn't split perfectly evenly between the three.  While they shot 13 of 41 combined, (31.7%) I'm afraid that a certain big nosed Argentine took the goat horns tonight with a morbid 0 of 7 (0.0%) night.  Add to that the 1 of 8 stink bomb Gino treated the Clevelanders to on January 2nd, and I'm afraid that the dude just can't shoot in this building.  At least he managed to contribute in other ways, leading the squad with five assists, chipping in with four rebounds, icing the game with three free throws in the last ten seconds and finishing second on the team with a +7 for the evening.  It just goes to show that even Manu is playing like a diseased yak having an off night, he can still go out there and come out a winner because he plays on Tim Duncan's team is a gamer.

Except for Varejao's feet being in the semi-circle, and him being to the immediate left of El Gimpo, and that complete flop, yeah, this was a great charge call.  (AP Photo/Eric Gay)

You want to talk about a terrible night?  I give you Daniel "Poopy" Gibson.  1 of 10, 2 points, one assist, one steal, a game worst -11 (remember the Cavs only lost by 3) in 36 minutes of run.  Luckily his incompetence offset Zydrunas Ilgouskas' return among the living, as the gigantic Lithuanian finished with a more than respectable 12 and 18 (10 offensive rebs!).  I've always had a soft spot in my heart for this gentle giant, so I was thrilled to see him emerge as the Cavs 2nd best player at least once this Finals.  But because nobody on his team could hit the side of an ocean, his effort went for naught.

Anywho, enough about Cleveland.  We're one win from the big shiny golden ball.  Like Ron Burgandy, that's kind of a big deal.  I'll admit, the Finals have been a little bittersweet, only because our opponents are so beneath us, but you can't script these things.  You take the wins, however they come, whoever they come against, and you thank your stars for every one of them.  

Then again, the Cavs had their own legitimate reasons to be upset with the officiating...  (AP Photo/Amy Sencetta)

However, if I could script Game 4, here's how it would go down.  LeBron, who was classy in defeat tonight, would finally make his mark in these Finals and have a huge 40 point night.  Ilgouskas would have another big game too and the other Cavs would chip in here and there and they'd have their best offensive showing of the series.  Our big three would bounce back (Manu in particular) and leave a worthy last impression combining for another 75 or so and making all manner of highlight plays.  The score would be 99-97 Cleveland, with fifteen seconds on the clock and our ball.  Tony would inbound the ball from the side to Tim at the left high post.  Manu would come around from the right side, off a Bowen screen and curl hard around Tim, get the hand off and race toward the hoop.  The defense would be coming hard to challenge and Manu would flip a cross court one hopper to Fin in the corner.

Swish.  100-99 at the buzzer.  Perfect.

No matter how it goes down, I'll be watching it with Manolis in San Diego.  Busy day tomorrow driving down and packing my shit out of there for good.  Matthew will be the one to have the honor of composing your Finals-ending post and that's only appropriate.  It's still his show when it's all said and done.  I'll probably say my final piece on Saturday.  These blogs took so much time and effort to write, but now that there's probably only one game left in the season, I can't believe how quickly it's all gone by.  I could watch this group of guys play forever.   We may never have it this good again.

3 stars

3. Brent Barry - Finally he showed up on the road!  Brent hit three big threes in a game where points were at a premium and was a game best +13.  When it's all said and done he is my third favorite Spur, so I'm glad he had one good showing for us to remember him by.  I'm gonna miss him.  
2. LeBron James - 25-8-7 and a team best + 4.  We are making this kid work hard for everything, and to his credit he's never given up and he hasn't been pointing fingers.  I'm pleasantly surprised that he hasn't lost his cool yet, and maybe he is more mature than I've given him credit for.
1. Bruce Bowen - On a day when Manu had nothing and Tim & Tony were struggling a bit as well, Bruce was huge, bagging four threes, scooping up nine rebounds, and fighting James tooth and nail for 44 minutes.  We never had a cushion near big enough to rest him and I can't believe how tireless the guy is.  

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Bruce stole the magnets
As if he hasn't done so already, Bruce even more so cemented the right to have the team pick up his $4+ million option for next year.

I have been keeping an unoffical running total of how many times Bowen has been hit in the melon by various LBJ body parts. I have it at 10 (3-4-3, by game).  It could be more than that, but some shots weren't delivered by LBJ and some weren't in technically in Bruce's grill.

If it goes 5, I already have my ticket lined-up. I'll be making the 4-5 hour drive to Cleveland and I'm buying the #12 jersey to wear....man, that fast shipping will likely cost and arm and leg.......

by bones on Jun 13, 2007 10:07 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: God damn you Beno, you forgot to pack Manu's m
Well I guess I'll be the first to say the following:
  1. Great post as always Aaron.  I'm so greatful I stumbled across this site.  You and Matt are awesome at this and reading what ya'll wrote is a highlight of my non-eventful days.  
  2. That game was terrible, awful, disgusting.  Seriously how much more neatly can we hand a game to those guys - the answer is none, none more neatly.  I agree that Cavs team is the worst team we have played in 3 years.  I'm was never worried about losing that game because I knew no matter how bad we screwed things up they would just come back and screw things up worse.  It's the Cavs fault no one is watching the series, they are a terrible offensive team which is no secret and everyone has discussed that.  But what boggles my mind is that even the Global Icon himself has been this powerless against us and the ratings.
  3. I don't know if anyone else feels this way but I can no longer stand Lebron James.  I know that Aaron was saying how mature he is handling this, but I just don't see it that way.  The dude is in the freakin' finals, and look how he is playing.  I know that this is the best defensive team he is up against since well our '99 championship team and that bowen is playing the best i've ever seen him play and he is so far in Lebron's head right now that Lebron is about to pull a Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky accept instead of seeing Cameron Diaz everywhere (which i'm not sure how thats a bad thing) he's going to see Bowen's face.  I don't think enough of being said of Bowen's job on Lebron.  But despite all that he is supposed to be the Chosen One the Global Icon, how in the world is the chosen one being outplayed by a 36 yr. old journey with a oddly shaped head.  Lebron is playing with no passion and looks like he is more worried about how he looks at the press table than what he does on the court (yes i am aware someone said that yesterday on espn.com).  But its freakin true, I know he's only 22 and Jordan was already in his 7th season in the finals but Jordan dropped 63 on the 86 celtics and they were no defensive slouch.  I just don't see it in this kid anymore, he's too much into himself and not the game it seems like and its sad.  All i'm saying is if Jordan couldn't take it in to the rim he would be out early practicing his 3-ball all day like he did in '92 to still be donminate.  I just don't see that drive from james.
  4. I'm so happy and proud to be a lifelong Spurs fan.  I love this team and can't wait til thursday night to get #4.  I'm stupid happy right now.

by staves27 on Jun 13, 2007 10:20 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: BronBronBronBron
The real problem is that HE CAN'T SHOOT.  All this BS about how "he set his teammates up" and potential assists and what-not is ridiculous.  

A real superstar G/F combo punishes teams that routinely sag 3-5 feet off him at the perimeter.  Bulling your way to the basket against a smaller defender (and if you're playing '07 Detroit, no help D at the rim) is a sign of raw physical strength, not basketball greatness.

The potential is there, but until he starts making jump shots with accuracy (and consistency--his form seems to change on every attempt), James will never be a TRUE threat.

by wangalusa on Jun 13, 2007 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: God damn you Beno, you forgot to pack Manu's m
Great analysis of Game 3. Part of what makes the Spurs a great team is that they are multi-dimensional. They have more than one way to beat opponents. The Suns, for example, can only win one way ... outscore everyone. The Spurs have proven in these playoffs that they can win running and gunning, slowing the pace down, out of the half-court set, with one or even two of their big three having an off night and so much more. While I agree that Lebron is way over-hyped and that he will never be a great player until he develops a more varied repertoire of skills, I did appreciate that he did not whine about the officiating and the non-call on his last shot. Contrast that with the Suns, who are still whining and making excuses.

by agutierrez on Jun 13, 2007 2:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uno Mas
Wow, that was a shitty a game, and a game we had no business winning. Yet, 1 more for 4. We need to end this shit tomorrow and not fuck around with these guys. I have a feeling that we will do just that.

by DennardC on Jun 13, 2007 6:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bones has a blog
I just found this today. Brent "Bones" Barry has a blog on NBA.com. Hell, he needs a blog for the full season. I already knew dude was pretty funny, but I think he would have a fairly entertaining blog. Almost at PTR's level. Here's the link below.

http://www.nba.com/finals2007/barry_blog.html

by DennardC on Jun 14, 2007 4:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: God damn you Beno, you forgot to pack Manu's m
has anyone noticed that Parker's spinning as he dribbles resembles Zidane's moves?

Some of Parker's spins are shown during the nba.com clip: Inside The Finals Mind: Tony Parker

Zidane is here http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=447330337050069513
from the 40 sec mark.

is this the french spin?

has anyone made it "famous"?

should he use it to seal off Timmeh as he claims the Finals MVP from Stern on the podium?

by samuon on Jun 14, 2007 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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