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Simmons really hates Manu!

The retard Simmons came out with a "MVP" Ballot and look what he wrote about Manu.

57. Manu Ginobili
We're dropping him 25 spots for his ongoing refusal to switch to an Andy Garcia-esque crew cut or use shoe polish for the back of his head. Doesn't he know these games are being televised in HD? How many fantasy teams need to be named "Manu's Bald Spot" before he does something about it?

Who the fuck cares that Manu has a bald spot you pompus dick head. Before the season started all this hack  kept writing about how Manu has lost a step, and now his only defense of Gino is that he has a bald spot?  He is bigger turd than Crawford! Sorry that your Clippers and piece of shit celtics suck and you would kill to have Manu on either of those 2 teams.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/070418&sportCat=nba

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Re: Simmons really hates Manu!
Well, he did give Timmy props for getting rid of Crawford. I'm gonna let it go.
Just because everyone else is a moron doesn't mean you're a genius.

by Hideyori on Apr 18, 2007 11:44 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Simmons really hates Manu!
It's not that bad.  He's just trying to be funny.  He's joking about Manu because fans of other teams love to hate him.  Simmons has an idea how good he is.

by Aaronstampler on Apr 18, 2007 12:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Simmons really hates Manu!
how can you tell? becuase he didn't include manu in the top 50?? and isn't simmons giving the MVP to the fans a cop out?
who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder? there are some who call me ... tim.

by ptruser on Apr 18, 2007 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Simmons really hates Manu!
It's a joke adam.  But he's right, the hair needs to go.

by sungo on Apr 18, 2007 1:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Simmons really hates Manu!
He did include him in the top 50.  He put him at 57 and said "I'm dropping him 25 spots because of his hair blah blah blah"

That means he thinks Manu was the 32nd most valuable player in the NBA.  

Actually, that's still too low.  Fuck you Simmons, I hope the Celtics get the 3rd draft pick.

by Aaronstampler on Apr 18, 2007 5:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Simmons really hates Manu!
To say 32 players or even 57 players are better than Manu is absurd! I mean he is combing DeSagana Diop & Erick Dampier into 1 player and put Sebastian Telfair who sucks  at 43. and The bug Josh Howard at number 11? Why doesn't he just get on his knees and start juggling the Mavs c@$#@K in his mouth already!

by adam8065 on Apr 18, 2007 6:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Simmons really hates Manu!
Adam, that entire list was satire until he got to the bottom 12. Thats when he got serious. Look at the way he randomly jumped numbers.

He only put Telfair at 43 because he was a big reason for the Celts tankjob

by JamesR on Apr 18, 2007 7:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Simmons really hates Manu!
And he's had Tim's cock in his mouth for the entire season. Read all his NBA posts since October, he's praised Tim extravagantly.....so if he wants to make jokes about Manu, thats fine with me.

by JamesR on Apr 18, 2007 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Simmons really hates Manu!
no, no, no. just like every non-spurs fan, he hates manu. really.  it's a hard concept to explain, (i've tried several times with matt) but just trust me on this.

by booth52 on Apr 18, 2007 7:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Simmons really hates Manu!
If this means you hate Manu then there will be NO sex come June.  NONE.

ok.  maybe just a little.  BUT I WON'T ENJOY IT.

by sungo on Apr 18, 2007 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Simmons really hates Manu!
lol Matthew! I know he praises Tim all the time but he does hate Manu. He always talks shit about Manu.  And praising Duncan and belittling Manu is crap!

by adam8065 on Apr 18, 2007 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Simmons really hates Manu!
I believe Simmons' got a secret man crush on Manu and his balding spot. That's why he keeps bringing it up.. Can't believe Duncan is behind Lebron. Fine, Tim's behind McGrady, Nowitzki and Nash but Lebron "the pauper" James? Really?

by hak518 on Apr 18, 2007 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Simmons really hates Manu!
This is what Simmons wrote about Manu back in November

"Manu Ginobili
Any time a guy loses two steps and develops a bald spot, that's usually a sign that he's on his way out of the league soon. We're sure he's only 28 and not 35, right"

All this guy can bring up is his bald spot, yes he has a little bald spot but it's getting kind of old that he keeps bring up the same thing. He can't say anything about Manu's game so he makes fun of his hair? I guarantee if Manu got hair plugs Simmons would still try to make fun of him.

by adam8065 on Apr 18, 2007 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Simmons really hates Manu!
Simmons is always repeating himself; it's part of his schtick and it obviously works.

by sungo on Apr 18, 2007 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Simmons really hates Manu!
Manu is one of those guys that you can only appreciate how good he is if you see him night after night.  

He stopped being a regular on those highlight shows once he quit dunking on a regular basis so people have forgotten about how good he is.  And now he's a 6th man, so he's way below the radar.  

Nobody outside of SA who isn't a stats geek has any idea it's been his best season.

But I can see how other fans despise him.  He's pesky.  He takes charges, he draws fouls.  He doesn't look like he should be any good.  

For the one or two of you who follow hockey, he reminds me a lot of Esa Tikkanen on those great Oilers teams.  

I don't think Simmons is stupid.  He's a basketball fan and I think he'd love to have Manu on his team.  Most likely he's just bitter that his GM can't find people like that and even if they could, they'd trade them away before figuring out how good they were.  

Simmons will go whichever way the wind blows with Manu.  If he has another great playoffs and we win a ring, Simmons will be forthcoming with the roses and praise.  If the Spurs lose and he can find a convenient way to peg it on Manu, he will.

by Aaronstampler on Apr 19, 2007 12:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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