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Game Thread # 61 -- @ Portland

The Spurs will go for 10 in a row tonight in Portland.  They'll have to do it without Tony Parker, who's out for the rest of the road trip with a strained right hip flexor.  Hey Boooodenholzzer, I know you read this blog... can you convince Pop to active White instead of Ely?  Look, I know Ely is more likely to play in the playoffs, but maybe you could try the whole "Parker is a guard so we active a guard" logic.

(No, he doesn't read this blog.  No one with the Spurs does as far as I know.  Because if they did they would email me and let me know right?  Because they know I can keep a secret, right?)

Tonight is another segababa.  It's also an even rarer fogafini (fourth game in five nights).  Over the last five years the Spurs are a remarkable 0-21 in fogafinis.  Not really.  I just made that stat up.  But fogafinis are real.  I've seen 'em.  They subsist off human suffering and like to finger paint.

Did you know the Spurs have trailed at half time only 12 times the whole year?  That's by far the best in the league.  Dallas in number two with 18.  Yet the Spurs are "only" 36-11 when leading at half time.  Their .766 winning percentage is only seventh best in the conference and even puts them behind the Knicks who are an inexplicable 22-2 when leading at the break.  Lastly, there are only three teams in the NBA with a .500 record or better when trailing at half time:  DAL (13-5!), SA (6-6) and UTA (14-12).  Toronto is 2-18 because Canadians are a bunch of lazy pot smoking quitters.

Tonight's lines:

SA @ POR:  POR +6
IND @ SAC:  SAC -4

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Re: Game Thread # 61 -- @ Portland
Is that photo symbolic of the Spurs' Sisyphussian struggle through the regular season?  Huh, get it, sissy.  Spurs, sissy, greek tragdy, huh huh...

by Jones on Mar 6, 2007 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

Re: Game Thread # 61 -- @ Portland
The photo is a symbolic representation of a photo I took at Discovery Park in Seattle.

by sungo on Mar 6, 2007 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Re: Game Thread # 61 -- @ Portland
And as a follow up, what happened to the gay bathouse tagline at the top?  I suppose common sense realized that description was bad for business?

by Jones on Mar 6, 2007 5:04 PM CST reply actions  

Re: Game Thread # 61 -- @ Portland
My dad's gay and he made me take it down.

by sungo on Mar 6, 2007 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Re: Game Thread # 61 -- @ Portland
What you said about Canadians made me giggle and my dog looked at me funny.

Peter Griffin voice: Canada sucks!

Just kidding, Canada.  You have beautiful mountain ranges, and beautiful women. . .and Steve Nash, or something.

by davidpj24 on Mar 6, 2007 6:09 PM CST reply actions  

Re: Game Thread # 61 -- @ Portland
Canadians can suck it, for sure, but I thought the finger paint line was funnier.

by sungo on Mar 6, 2007 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Re: Game Thread # 61 -- @ Portland
I disagree with you vehemently.  If everyone on the planet was Canadian the world would be a lot safer, friendlier place.  

And I'm so not saying that because there's less blacks or Muslims there.  

by Aaronstampler on Mar 6, 2007 6:45 PM CST reply actions  

Re: Game Thread # 61 -- @ Portland
Yeah, the world might be safer, but Canada would be really crowded.

by sungo on Mar 6, 2007 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Re: Game Thread # 61 -- @ Portland
And there's too many damn Frenchies there.

by sungo on Mar 6, 2007 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Re: Game Thread # 61 -- @ Portland
Damn, I hate these stupid Portland announcers!!!!

by adam8065 on Mar 6, 2007 10:07 PM CST reply actions  

Re: Game Thread # 61 -- @ Portland
I can't believe these damn refs!

by adam8065 on Mar 6, 2007 11:10 PM CST reply actions  

Re: Game Thread # 61 -- @ Portland
I love everything right now.

by flickup17 on Mar 6, 2007 11:52 PM CST reply actions  

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