Even if we showered together.  

Frankly, she should thank me.  It's a great way to get rid of foot bacteria, and girls sometimes have skanky ass feet.  

I never understood how this whole sandals/flip-flops/open-toed shoes phenomenon that has caught on among the womenfolk.  

They have complexes about their bodies, their legs, their boobs, their butts and everything else, but every girl on the planet just naturally assumes they have great looking feet.

Not so I'm afraid.

As with everything else in life, girls' feet can be placed at all points in the great to awful spectrum.  

Some are too big.  Some are too fat.  Some have these piggish ugly toes.  Some have nail polish in really garish colors.  

I wish women would realize that they have every reason to freak out about their feet as much as they do about every other body part.  

Remind me sometime to tell you another thing every woman thinks positively of themselves about that's also a complete myth.  

Sorry, what was this about again?