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Yo Diddy!

by sungo on Dec 8, 2005 10:45 PM CST in Spurs News

Listen P. I know we boyz. I've always been on point wich you, and I'm gonna be real wich you now. You need to hear me on this.

You BEST pick Aundrea for Making the Band 3. You understand? I've come too far with this girl to have you fuck this up. She's the total package! AND she's Aubrey's girl homey number 1. You, me and the whole fucking world know that you ain't got no damned band without Aubrey.

Now I know you are Mr. Famous Rap Star and Mr. Label Owner and Mr. Fashion Designer. But you know what you ain't? Mr. Structural Engineer. That's me. And let me tell you, if there's anything structural engineers know it's how to put together a group of nubile pop stars.

So I'm going to get some Taco Bell. When I get back I better not find out that you made the wrong decision. Because that would ruin my dinner, which would lead me to call some people. Trust me Did, you don't want me callings people. Ya heard?

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Re: Yo Diddy!

Yes indeed: Aundrea is the star of that group...

Although that's not exactly a glowing compliment: that last song sounded HOOOORRIBBLE! (and yes i'm channeling Walton to emphasize that)

Is it alright to say that there was noway in holy hell Diddy should/would not take the 2 token hot white chicks? No way you truly "make the band" without em, no?

Does anyone else think Tracy McGrady looks fat this year? And I don't mean phat the way black people use it, but the way white people do...

And finally, comparing Tony Parker to Allen Iverson should lead to immediate expulsion from the National Bloggers Association. Homer.

Ray Allen ruuuuuulz!!! Yawwwwwww!!!!

by booth52 on Dec 9, 2005 1:19 AM CST reply actions

Re: Yo Diddy!

Dude. Aubrey is the star of that group. You're getting them mixed up. Aundrea is the, er, Latino one.

I thought the last song sounded pretty good. Writing that makes me laugh because I don't own a single R&B/rap/hip hop cd and have never been "out on the floor" and have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about. Especially considering I was too busy masturbating to notice the performance quality.

I'm kidding.

I realize you're just being a bastard but I'll take the bait anyway. I qualified my statement regarding Tony-->AI by acknowledging Parker's lack of a jumper. He's leading the league in points in the paint and he shoots the ball about half as much as Iverson. He's also averaging 6 layups a game. Whereas your nancy boy Ray Allen doesn't get into the lane 6 times a night. What a coincidence, the guy gets his contract and then decides to throw up 15 3s a game. What a damned chump. I'll whoop his ass if I ever run into him in my hood. Upper Fremont represent!

by sungo on Dec 9, 2005 1:35 AM CST up reply actions